It's NOT a diary! It's a guidebook! [New Version]

[shuuu]

I decided to remake my other dairy, but this time, with better plot and more consistent updates! I also changed to format to 3rd person and dairy entries, as I'm more comfortable and it's easier to write for me c:
I'll also be rewriting 'Soul Jar' as well, so keep a look out for that~

Zeon is a normal high school boy with a kinda big family. He has nice friends and cool siblings. But his school, Spectrum High School or SHS, is a whole 'nother ball park! Mean jocks, Pretty girls after you, and your own crush sending mean signals... AND YOUR BEST FRIEND IS DATING WHO?!

Things to check out;

My other diary parodies::
Not gonna lie, this is a dairy. Don't tell Grams.
This is a Soul Jar! [Soon to come]

Other diaries you should read; (More gets added on as I read)
I'm Not a Diary, I'm Just a Highly Confused Indivual
This is not a diary, its my island!

Fanclub;
The Guidebook/Grams/Music Box Fanclub

[shuuu]

Sulking, the white haired boy sat in his seat, chewing on the eraser of his pencil. Tugging down the strings of his hat, he finally got an idea, and begin writing down in his green book.

[center]Hello! Just so you know, you're a guidebook, not some girly diary, right?
But that's not the point!



That's me, I'm Zeon, 17 and a guy. A GUY.
I just like writing, this would be good practice ya know? For when I write an actual novel, okay?

Let's start with my friends and family!



This is Ida, she's 14, turning 15 soon. I don't actually know much about her, she's always quiet and doing her own things.
Make me kinda sad, really.



Oberyn is a big bro, he's 21. He's like a scientist, he lives on his own though.



My adorable little sister, Lilly! She's a angel compared to the other little siblings I hear about from other people.



That's Mum and Pop, those are their wedding photos. Actually, they don't look that much different. Age did them well.
I know, my family is kinda big, but let's move onto my friends, please?



THERE
RIGHT THERE
MY BEST FRIEND
Even though Emmett is almost a year younger then me, cause he skipped a grade, he's pretty much the best homie I could ever ask for.
Even if he's too sarcastic and insulting.



There's Shiro and Riven, they're practically- Actually, they ARE in love with each other. They been dating since middle school, and haven't broken up once. I hope I'm the best man.
Also my homies~

Man, today's the first day. I hope I don't end up with Mr. Cadwell again-

"Are you seriously writing in a dairy?"
Almost falling out his seat in shock, Zeon looked up to his Emmett staring down at him with a impassive face. Sneering at him, he sat down next to Zeon, an apple muffin in his hands and milk carton in the other. Adjusting his glasses, he casually ate his breakfast as they waited for the other two to show up.

"No Emmett! This is just.. to help... me.. write?"
"Was that a question or statement?"
"Um, statement?"
"I read one sentence and I saw the word diary, don't lie to me, Z."
"I'm not lying! This is definitely a guidebook!"
"Please."

Rolling his eyes, Emmett continued eating.
Huffing, Zeon looked around, before spotting the red hair and hat, and black hair next to each other.

"Hey! Shiro! Riven!"
Waving his hand in the air. Zeon called them over, as the pair made their way to him and Emmett. Riven adjusted his hat, grinning sneakily at them. Shiro slightly smiled, holding a tray of toast and butter for her, and froot loops for Riven. They sat down in front of Zeon and Emmett.

"Sup guys!" Riven greeted, as Shiro said hers. Emmett immediately pointed at Zeon and his guidebook, claiming in a blank voice.

"Zeo is writing in a dairy."

...

"SERIOUSLY?!"
"Aren't you like, 17..?"
"IT'S NOT A DAIRY! EM, SHUT UP!"
"You're only proving my point, Z."
"Ugh, you guys-"
"Dude! Let me read it too!"
"Same."
"I kinda wanna read it too..."

Reaching over the table to snatch the book out his hands, Zeon kept a tight grip on it as Riven tried to take it. Shiro and Emmett watched in amusement as they fought.

"Zeo! I just wanna read it!"
"No! Riven, let go!"
"But Zeo!"
"Shiro! Get your boyfriend off me!"
"Busy!"
"Ugh! Emmett! Help!"
"Also busy."
"You guys are unbelievable-"

Before he could finish his sentence, a booming voice resounded over the lunchroom. Looking towards the left, there was a stage where students and the occasional guests could perform. Standing on it with a microphone was a strong looking guy and a dainty looking girl. The girl seemed cheerful, as she smiled for the crowd, while the boy was serious and was frowning.

"ALRIGHT! LISTEN UP! YOU'RE ALL BEING SORTED INTO GROUPS, AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!"

Murmurs rang out, as the dainty looking girl took the mic.
"I'm Lucy~! And this is Bruce! I'm the cheerleader captain, while Bruce is captain of the football team!"

At her cute smile, half the guys in the lunchroom slightly blushed. Zeon and Riven didn't, but a slight pink tinge was on Emmett's cheeks. Lucy glanced about, before her pretty pink eyes landed on Zeon's table, or more in detail, on Zeon. Pale red brushed across on on her own cheeks, as Bruce and a few guys scowled or frowned.

"You! Cutie with the white hair and book! What's your name?"

Shocked everyone's eyes was suddenly on him, Zeon got flustered and stuttered.

"Z-Zeon!"

Smiling even bright now, Lucy continued.

"Awah~! Such a cool name! What'd ya like, Zeon?"

"I-I like.. erm.. WRITING!"

"So cool, Popular-"
"Outcasts."

Before Lucy could finish, Bruce snatched the microphone from her, a angry look on his face.
He glared at Zeon, who was petrified. Bruce spoke harshly, eyes narrowed as he looked at Emmett.

"Alright, you, nerd with the glasses!"
"I have a name."
"What is it then?!"
"I ain't gotta tell you anything."
"What was that?!"
"Didn't hear me the first time, deaf or something?"
"HEY! You wanna end up in outcast like rainbow over there?!"
"Sure, why not?"
"OUTCAST."

[BlondeChick]

Wow, this is great! It's nice to see a kind girl in charge, of course then there is the football dog. Will you keep on writing your other diary, with Summit?

[shuuu]

Wow, this is great! It's nice to see a kind girl in charge, of course then there is the football dog. Will you keep on writing your other diary, with Summit?

Yeah of course! I just wanted a couple of different stories to update if I run into writing block with Summit, since the dairies I'm writing have different plots/aspects, like Mafia, Normal and Super natural c:
And yeah, we always need some type of jerk-

[BlondeChick]

Wow, this is great! It's nice to see a kind girl in charge, of course then there is the football dog. Will you keep on writing your other diary, with Summit?

Yeah of course! I just wanted a couple of different stories to update if I run into writing block with Summit, since the dairies I'm writing have different plots/aspects, like Mafia, Normal and Super natural c:
And yeah, we always need some type of jerk-

That's smart ^-^ Agreed, its not a good story without an antagonist

[shuuu]

Um.. So apparently, we have groups..? This reminds me of those silly movies Lilly and I watch sometimes, where you got like, the new girl and the popular girl. Expect this time is with boys.

Alright, so Bruce and Lucy, here's their pictures. Don't ask how I got them :)

Well, I can tell Bruce has a thing for Lucy, but she likes... me? She called me 'cutie' and 'cool', but maybe that's normal for someone like her? Man, I don't understand girls. But I guess Bruce didn't like that, and he put me into outcast group. I guess I'm totally labeled a 'outcast' now, man. I CALL crap.

But Riven and Shiro landed themselves into Outcast with me too, so it's not that bad?
I have to admit though, their intros were hilarious.

Bruce; Alright, you, red-head over there.
Riven; Someone called?
Bruce; What's your name?
Riven; Mister Steal yo girl~
Bruce; Excuse you?
Riven; You heard me perfectly~ Better keep an eye on that girl of yours~ *winks at Lucy*
Lucy; *giggles*
Bruce; *twitches* OUTCAST.

I'm surprised Shiro doesn't get jealous when he flirts with other girls, although when Riven is jealous, that's a whole another story.
Kinda get ugly too-

Lucy; Pretty girl with black hair, how about you?
Shiro; Shiro. Nice to meet you.
Lucy; Wow! I like your accent! Where are you from? It's so adorable!
Shiro; Totally.
Bruce; LUCY. STAY ON TASK.
Lucy; *pouts* Sorry...
Bruce; *rolls his eyes* Anyways, what you like?
Shiro; I enjoy drawing and watching anime. I'm also this idiot's girlfriend. *points at Riven*
Bruce; I think Outcast would be a good place for you and your boyfriend.
Shiro; *sighs* Totally.

Well, aha, yeah, I guess we're still a squad~
Um, Bruce and Lucy are still sorting people, um.. OWAH OH MY DOG----

Bruce spotted a another student walk in, a sketchbook in her hands. He raised his eyebrows, as Lucy chatted with another student.

"Cool Kids!"
Scoffing at her, Bruce pointed towards the girl who had just came in. He noticed she looked sorta.. lonely, but proceeded to call her out anyways.

"You! With the hoodie and black hair!"

She suddenly stopped, looking like a deer frozen by headlights, golden eyes widen. Zeon, like most of the other people in the room, turned to look at the newcomer, when his heart stopped. He could feel his face turning red by looking at the girl with golden eyes. To him, with silky looking black hair and golden cat eyes, he found his breathe taken away by her. Emmett, who noticed his red face, elbowed him rather harshly, however, Zeon seemed frozen like a statue.

The girl pointed at herself, a confused expression on her face. Bruce sneered, crossing his arms.

"Yeah, you. What's your name?"

She mouthed something, but Bruce couldn't read it.

"What?"

She tried again, to no avail.

"WHAT?"
"I think she's saying Shatter, Bruce."

Lucy chimed in, as the girl, Shatter, nodded. Using her sketchbook, she wrote in large letters and held it towards them.
'MY NAME IS SHATTER.'

"Awah! Such a cool name! And your hair! So long and shiny!"

While Lucy gushed over her, Bruce continued to question her.

"Any interest?"

Shatter shrugged, as Bruce sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose in irritation.

"Invisible."

Shrugging again, Shatter left and disappeared into the crowd, until Zeon couldn't see her anymore. By this time, both Riven and Shiro were staring at him as well. He blinked, as if snapping out of a trace, and looked at his companions. With a puzzled look, he slightly raised his shoulders.

"Huh? What's up guys?"

They stay silent, until a snicker came from Emmett. This caused Riven to laugh and Shiro to chuckle.

"Dude."
"What Em?"
"Like that girl?"
"W-what?"
"Don't lie. We all saw you!"

Riven cut in, laughing hard. Zeon turned red, ears going pink as well. He tried to deny them, however, his blushing face gave it away.

"S-so what if I like her? She probably has a boyfriend."
"I don't see a ring."

An extremely out of character comment from Shiro, Zeon stared agape at her. However, this only make Emmett chuckle as Riven laughed even harder. Shiro only gave a slight smirk towards Zeon, who shook his head violently.

"No! I don't have a crush!"
"Explain that pinky-pink face of yours then."
"Um.. It's.. hot?"
"You're a bad lair."

In despair, Zeon slouched over the table, trying to hide his face with his hat. He slightly pouted with a red face.

"S-shut up."

*****

Forms to have your pet in the story will be open very soon, AND we have a fanclub now too!
http://www.chickensmoothie.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=2694062

[BlondeChick]

It's so perfect <3 You know its true Zeon~

[starsailor]

OH YES IT GOT REMADE! Mark.

[shuuu]

"Dude. We should go to the mall."

Zeon looked up from the booking he was reading, and gave Emmett a sideway glance. Since Zeon was 17 himself, and his family had more income then the average, he did have a car and driver license. In fact, he was the one who took Emmett, Lilly, and Ida to school. Zeon looked at the time, it was about time for school to go out. Nothing much had happen today, Bruce had sorted a few more students before it was time to go to class. But he had a feeling, that Bruce was planning on sorting more tomorrow.

"Sure. You think Shiro and Riven wants to go too?"
"Hold up, let me text them."

Pulling out the newest model of the iPaw, Emmett's fingers sweeper across the screen. Zeon was slightly envious of him, since Emmett's father work as CEO to a branch of the iPaw company. Waiting, Zeon stared off into the clouds, when finally, Emmett spoke.

"Yeah boy, they comin'."
"PFT- Oh my god- The way you said that-"
"Out of character?"
"Yes."

With chuckles, the two waited for the couple in the parking lot, when Shiro had finally dragged Riven out by the ear. With a snicker from Zeon, Emmett asked what happened.

"Riven almost got into a fight."

Zeon and Emmett sighed at the same time.

"Again?"
"What happened this time?"
"Someone called his hat tacky."
"Their just jealous I attract girls and not files."

Rolling his mismatching eyes, Zeon ushered them into his car. He had to stop and pick up Ida and Lilly from school though and dropped them off at home while on his way to the Mall. After a half an hour drive, they had made it. Parking, Emmett got out the car fiurst.

"Ah, fresh air. The overwhelming scent of Riven's perfume was about to knock me out."
"It's not perfume!"
"Alright, Riven's stench then."
"That's not better!"
"Yeah well, smell you later."

With that last comment, Emmett ran quickly into the mall, leaving a not really angry but playful to chase after him, while Zeon and Shiro caught up.

Well, nothing much happened today. But after school we went to the mall. Did I ever mention that Em is basically a smart rich kid? Well he is, his dad is CEO of the iPaw company, and I'm so jealous, he always get the next models before they even release!
He's so lucky!
But then again, his personality is totally blunt and straight forward.

Right now we're at Finny's diner! It's actually really nice, they serve all kinds of things, but the fish is really good! I hear they even catch the fish themselves down by the beach boardwalk. It's all pretty nice decorated too, like a fish/beach diner.
Oh! Here comes the waitress!

"Have you guys ordered?"

"Um, can I have the fish and chips?"
"Hamburger!"
"Chicken Tenders."
"Large chili-fries and 4 medium drinks."
"Got it. What kind of drinks would you like?"
"Water."
"Okay."
"Sprite."
"Written."
"Cola."
"Mhmm."
"Orange juice."
"Alright! Your food will be done soon!"

The blonde wrote their orders, as Zeon said his thanks.

"Thank you Miss!"

Suddenly, the blonde froze and blushed darkly.

"Actually.. I'm a g-guy.."

Zeon felt terrible, and rashly started to apologize.

"O-oh! I'm sorry dude, It's just-"
"You look like a girl."

Once more, the blonde blushed, and cringed at Emmett's blunt tone. With his head bowed in shame, he walked away. As soon as he did, Zeon slapped the back of Emmett's neck.

"Ow."
"DUDE! THAT'S SO MEAN!"
"Yeah Em, cut the poor guy some slack. I mean, even I could tell."
"Same."

While Zeon and Riven scolded Emmett, the waiter had came back a few minutes later, arms casually balancing four plates and holding two cups in each of his hands. Leaning down, he passed everyone their food with a smile, and set a cup in front of each of them.

"Did I miss anything?"
"Nope. Hey, how did you like, carry all those things without dropping them?"

Zeon asked, tilting his head slightly. Emmett started eating his fries, while Riven added some honey mustard onto his hamburger. The blonde coughed, but smiled nonetheless.

"Actually, this is my grandfather's diner. My name is Quinn Lisa Finn."
"Seriously?!"
"Yeah, I've working here after school all my life, it's sorta a family business."
"Wait, what school to you go to?"
"SouthLand Caniness High School."
"Wait, isn't that near the beach?"
"Well, it's not really far from the diner or my house, so my parents wanted to be go there. I'm kinda glad I did.."

Quinn trailed, looking at the ground as he rung his wrist. Zeon noticed he was slightly blushing now.

"Met a girl?"
"A-ah! Well.. kinda..."

That was when Riven cut in.

"So did Zeon here! Shatter, huh?"
"Shut up!"
"R-really? Guess I'm not the only one then.."

Quinn muttered, but Shiro caught something he said.

"Ella?"

Instantly, a large blush covered his face, and in vain, he buried his head in his hands.

"T-that's her name... We're gonna surfing together soon.. I hope it goes well..."

Shiro and Riven cheered him on, as Zeon and Emmett gave advice.

"I'm sure you'll be fine!"
"Be yourself, no one wants someone fake. Like Riven over there."
"OI!"
"Thanks..."

He smiled shyly, before scampering off to take another order. Zeon chuckled, before digging into his fish and chips.

SO
The waiter was actually just a girly looking guy, but he was nice.

Turns out his name is Quinn, and his family owns the diner. Seems like he has a crush on a girl named Ella?
I hope it ends well for him. Anyways, Finny's food is great! Me, Ida, and Lilly loves it. I guess my friends are no different.

Oh, it seems Emmett wants to walk around. I'll go see what he wants.

"So, Zeon."
"Yeah?"
"Ever thought about getting a job?"
"Um, not really."
"Well, I heard a lot of stores are hiring right now. Here, I'll help you find one."

Despite Zeon's disagreement, Emmett dragged him around, looking for a nice job for him as Riven and Shiro followed.

[shuuu]

Attention! Spectrum High School is now accepting students! Send in a form and follows the rules, you'll be accepted in a heartbeat!
Rules;;
- Give at least some thought into their personality.
- You can have crushes on the main cast or other characters.
- 3 per person, as of now.
- I do have plans and ideas laid out for this story, so not all idea will go into action qvq
- Try not to give all your pets the same job, so other people can get a chance.
- I'll be choosing the groups, depend on how I think Bruce and Lucy would react to them. [Lucy is the good cop while Bruce is the bad-]
- Remember, this is a NORMAL diary, so no wings/powers or weapons of the like, unless they're like, cosplaying. If the pet naturally has wings, the wings won't be mentioned uvu

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[b]Name ::[/b]
[b]Gender ::[/b]
[b]Personality ::[/b]
[b]Interests ::[/b]
[b]Dislikes ::[/b]
[b]Status ::[/b]
[b]Job :[/b]
[b]Extra ::[/b]
[/center]

Example;;

Name :: Zeon
Gender :: Male
Personality :: Zeon dreams to be an author and can be constantly found writing. He's known to be friendly, about a little shy and meek as well. But if he sets his sights on something, he can be quite stubborn and determine to reach that goal. He's also oblivious to notice girls aside from Lucy and Shatter crushes on him. He's quite caring and protective over his friends and family as well. To people he doesn't know well, he acts polite.
Interests :: Writing, Gaming, Cooking, Flowers
Dislikes :: Being teased, Someone hurting his loved ones, someone getting his order wrong [will cry over it]
Group :: Outcasts. [Bruce found him as competition for Lucy.]
Status :: Single with a major crush on Shatter.
Job :: N/A
Extra? :: He has actually taken karate and can defend himself in a fight, but he's a lover, not a fighter.

Of course, there are openings at the mall for jobs, if you're looking! But they're limited as well, so get them as fast as you can!

Jobs Open;;

StarBark Cafe;;

Waiter/Waitress: OPEN

Waiter/Waitress: OPEN

Waiter/Waitress: OPEN

Finny's Diner;;

Waiter/Waitress: Quinn

Waiter/Waitress: Anna

Luna's Jewelry;;

Staff: OPEN

Cake&Bread Bakery;;

Baker: Shatter

Assistant Baker: OPEN

Cashier: OPEN

Staff: OPEN

GameStop;;

Staff: Emmett

Staff: Windsor

iPaw Store;;

Manager: OPEN

Assistant Manager: OPEN

Staff: OPEN

Graffiti Art Shop;;

Manager: Holly

Cashier: OPEN

Staff: Lucifer

Staff: OPEN

Mall Staff;;

Janitor; OPEN

Security #1; OPEN

Security #2; OPEN