It seems that the Popular/Jocks have started there plan to demolish us, but we won the fight
-All weirdos eating lunch on the table in the deepest darkest corner, don't worry we like being in the deepest darkest corner.-
-Sarah with all the popular's and jock's behind her approach us walking in their most sassy, douchebaggy walk.-
Me: Hello there little sass-balls! Whaddya want?
Sarah: You, my little slaveys WILL follow me.
Me: May the weirdos and I have a quick word?
Sarah: Fine, As long as you come with us after.
Me: -whispering- Okay, we all know there taking us to that abandoned restroom and there gonna try
and flush us down the toilet. So, We are gonna go, I will go first, Obviously Sarah will be doing the
flushing. When my head is about to get into the toilet, you guys hold a jock or popular against the wall
and make sure they don't get away. I will flip Sarah into the toilet and flush her. Then you guys flush
your jock or popular. Okay?
Weirdos OKAY!
Me: Lets go.
-Populars and Jocks giggle and mumble among themselves about how this is the perfect prank-
Once we got to the toilets Sarah asked "WHO IS YOUR LEADER?" So i spoke up and said "Me."
Sarah: You will be flushed first. MWHAHAHAHAAAA!
Me: Very well then. -nods to the other weirdos-
-Sarah began pushing my head down and just as my nose touched the dirty water,
I flipped Sarah around into the toilet and flushed her. The others did as planned.
Me: Don't mess with these weirdos. We aren't that weak.
-We then walk away looking awesome-
Because of this I called of the meeting and went home. But today, I couldn't just get home
slap my bag down, grab a hot pastie and go into my room to play my 3DS. Mum and Kiera
were there. Wednesday, the day I had to stay at Mum's and Kiera stayed with Dad.
Kiera: I CANNOT BALEEVE THAT YOU FLUSHED THE POPULARS WHEN
WE WERE GONNA FLUSH YOU!"
Mum: Now Kiera, My little sweetheart, be good even if we hate Dad.
Me: I cannot believe.... that i am staying with my own MOTHER!
So anyway, I packed my stuff and went to Mum's bad-condition rental place
on TailTrail Lane. Mum led me to my room, it was a worn down guest bedroom
with a half broken single bed a small wooden table and a dirty mirror.
Me: Luckily I got a gas mask in here II Puts gas mask on and suitcase
in a bag II
I looked around the house, it was all worn down and badly looked after with
pizza boxes stacking up on all the tables there was only 1 room that wasn't
dirty and worn down, Mum and Kiera's room. The walls were hot pink and
lined with fake gems Each bed had an orange frame and hot pink sheets.
It was clean and tidy, packed with make up and clothes. So guess what
dinner was? Leftover pizza from 3 weeks ago. I slowly opened up a box, inside
a moldy pepperoni pizza. I knew this would happen so I pulled out a hot
pastie from inside my bag and ate it.
Mum: OMG! Poncho, you fail-child! DON'T YOU HAVE A
CONCEPT OF TIME? IT IS 6:30 LITTLE MISS! YOUR BEDTIME WAS 30
MINUTES AGO!
Me: Hmph, 6:00? Well thats too early, I am a teenager now. I go to bed
at 10:30.
Mum: TOO BAD! MY HOUSE, MY RULES!
I couldn't argue, so I cautiously pretended to go to sleep in the dirty
bed, as hard as a rock. What a lovely day.
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Thank you for reading this post :3
If you haven't seen this on the fanclub, i have started an RP
if you guys want to RP your characters.
http://www.chickensmoothie.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=66&t=2742804-Sincerely, Waffle.
by namjoon. » Sat May 09, 2015 10:43 pm 
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