The last text you got says...

[not a talking cat]

"i ate a plate of food and a sip of beer and a bar of a Baby Ruth
do you still think i can starve myself"

[katarinabluu]

'society judges you but i won't.'

i love my friend so damn much. <3

[p e a c h y]

"LEAVE*"

From a friend correcting her terrible spelling C: Love mah friends

[jasper ;]

"I bet she's not wearing clothes while texting Bryan [laugh-crying emoticon]"



UM. HOW DO I EXPLAIN THIS.

so my guy friend [f] was texting me before his shower, and was struggling with his socks.
i told my girl friends, and [s] said that he was texting me while taking his clothes off
i told [f]
then that happened

oh wait
now we're making memes
wonderful

[.sherlock.holmes.]

"That works too. LOL."

My moms response when I said I wanted to be home by 7:30 to watch a certain TV show. She said "Before 10PM." But I was like. "Ummm NOOOOOO I wanna get home sooner.." So yeah..
Ik, i'm boring..LOL.

[vulture,]

"You are my one, my only, my true love. Always and forever."

I love him so--

"But I will still get my revenge next time. Sorry, my sweet, but you started something terrible"

Oh. Right. I brutally murdered him while playing Risk.

[diana,]

omg yeah im gonna kill u with a bread knife XD

my friend and i were kind of joking around

lol no

[kazuho]

omg omg omg

[.sherlock.holmes.]

"Same tho. Argh a lot of people are going through rough relationships rn ._."

[Cemetery-Mutt]

"hey Kitty do u whanna eat some wafflez?"
my name is not kitty . kitty is the nicname my bf gives me