The last text you got says...

[Atheon]

"SHE LIKE CAME OVER AND BIT MY BUTT
SHE IS NOW LIKE BITING MY LEG
WTH SUNNY"
...I don't know

[Khrusolophos]

"He's so funny"

Talking about my friend with my other friend

[【ichirin】]

[12:52 AM] Nekokoro ✿: MY SKYPE IS IN CHINEEEESEE

idk.

[Metanoia-]

"TOMORROW IS TWIN DAY I AM TWINS WITH AMBER SUK IT"
- Hannah

I have no twin for twin day ;-;

[Canis2954]

but she's trying to learn I respect that

[fallen.infinity]

I LOVE YOU YOU CRAZY COCONUT BLOSSOM! <3~my bae

you smell like cheez~my friend whos sitting literally 2 feet away from me xD

have fun sweetie!!~my auntie sherrie ‹3

[saintesque]

"when your eating hand has the literal strength of a baby"

[HippoFalcon]

"Alright"

I'm sad now.

[Metanoia-]

"get fat *a bunch of love emojis*" - Amber
my cousin was saying how when I go over her house Friday to spend the night we're having a bonfire and eating major junkies but I only got the last half of the message XD

"aren't you coming to the coffee house?" - Valeria

"Hey where are you?" - Jared

"Hey bro why aren't you here?" - Ellis

"Dude where are you?" - Jake

"Where are you" - Emma

"Are you coming?" - Hannah

"Hope to see you tonight!" - My chorus teacher

I was supposed to go to the music department coffee house tonight. A lot of people (including my teacher) have been trying to get me to sign up to perform, they want me to sing. But... I don't know I've just felt dull lately. I'm not answering these texts because I'm not going. Oh well.

[Novi]

"Screw it, we are hopelessly, undeniably, indefinitely lost, and are most likely going to get eaten by rabid coyotes."
-bf