What NOT To Say To A Newbie V.3

[LostFoxInTheStorm]

Because my cat sneezed on Tess which inspired her to become a part time tree for a job. ((Omg lol))

How do I become a member of the chicken smoothie staff?

[Miss Harker]

You have to collect all cs pets.

What's the pound?

[Livini]

It's what you click on if you're from the UK and want to buy Chicken Dollars with real money (pounds). Americans must click on "The Dollar" and Europeans should click on "The Euro".

How do I cure PPS?

[.sherlock.holmes.]

Trade them
BEcause PPS don't get cured.

How do I trade?

[LostFoxInTheStorm]

by kissing your device.

Does my pet ever get ill?

[electrastar]

Yes, delete them because it's contagious! I don't want you to get sick!

Why is the pound closed?

[LostFoxInTheStorm]

Because theirs no more food that needs crushing to be put in moulds to make dog biscuits.

Why do they hold event pets?

[kobra]

They want to rerelease super rare pets. Each pet in the event is OMGSR

What is the Rares list?

[LostFoxInTheStorm]

Its a place where people can brag that they have things wrong with them (no offense btw, I am personally a type 1 diabetic) like diabetes or need glasses or anything else.

Why haven't they come up with a wig called the Sassy Hair Flick?

[kyraii]

They have... You just haven't seen it, it's for select member only -arrogant shrug-

Where do I go for help?