
Good morning, Hawk!
I've got everything for my awesome pranks ready! The first prank I'm going to do is the chilli drink. I've got the chilli powder ready, a clear plastic cup, and some water. Am I forgetting something? I don't think so. Can't wait for lunch. I might bring a
camera Nah, I'm bringing an IPaw. Oh yeah, I give him the drink and take a video, or he'll be suspicious. Hmm.... How can I solve this? Ah! I've got an idea.
It's lunchtime!

I'm going to call my friends over and help me. I've put the chilli powder in the drink (which is a cup of soda). Let's see how my friends react.

I'm back! You probably didn't notice me gone, did you? I asked Jewel and Lilly to help and I've told Xavier, Fang and Riptide what we were going to do. See? They're standing by that table snickering. Oh yeah, you're a book, so you can't come. Lilly's calling me now. We have to try out the prank!


This was how the prank went:
Me: *secretly gives IPaw to Jewel)
Jewel: *takes IPaw and starts recording*
Me: *tries to walk casually up to Flame* Hi, Flame. I was... well, thanks for telling me about Hail. Here's something... I wanted to give you.
Flame: *peers at cup* Why are there.... some red stuff in it?
Me:

Oh.... Never mind. *runs off*
Jewel: That was a fail, wasn't it?
Me: Yeah.
Ugh, he saw it! I need to mix in some dye the next prank. But he would be very suspicious now... I know! I'm gonna wait for our Gym class....
Now its Gym. The boys are doing the warm up now. I'll just sneak the chilli powder inside.... Oops! Dumped the whole thing in. Never mind. Now for the blue dye... Is water actually blue? Oh, it's sky blue. Maybe some black dye... Now its... black? More blue dye.... Too much! Black dye... The boys are done? So quickly? The water's a stormy grey with some black in it... WHO CARES! PAWS OFF HIS WATERBOTTLE! He doesn't seem to notice... Too thirsty? He's taking the bottle in his paws... Oh. No water break. I'll just have to wait... Lilly's in this class as well, and she has the IPaw. I'm so impatient.... WHEN WILL THERE BE A WATER BREAK?
Its end of Gym class. Almost. And we're having a water break. Flame's taking his water bottle... Yipes. The coach is shouting at me for writing in class. I'll finish off what happened later, I promise!

I'm still laughing at what happened. Look at my IPaw video - oh, you're a book. I can't show you. I guess I have to write it down then. Books are so annoying. What? Jewel's telling me that books are exciting? But - Oh, never mind.
So Flame picked up his water bottle and drank from it. Then he looked at it and was like - "Is this sewer water?" Then he started to cough and suddenly he was like - "WATER! GIVE ME WATER!" The coach was like "What in the hawk?" and Lilly said, "YOU'RE HOLDING YOUR WATER BOTTLE!" And Flame just drank everything up. Then he ran off screaming. I think Flame's tongue was flaming. Get it? Books don't have any sense of humour. Never mind.
I don't know where Flame is now, but its the best time for my second trick. I showed Jewel and the boys the video and they were like

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Anyways, the second trick is the rubber honey ball prank. I've got a harmless looking red rubber ball that says 'WARNING! Will explode into honey on impact. Handle gently and carefullly.' Maybe I have to rip it off. Ugh. I can't rip it off. Oh well, I guess I will have to paint it.
Well, then, oh. The green paint's stuck on my pencil. It's rubbing off now. Well then, the ball's painted green. It still needs to be dried, but that would take until tomorrow. I hate waiting. Ugh. I have to go and wash my paws then. I'm going outside. I've planned a meeting for our second and third prank.
See you for now, Hawk.