Dear Noobcake by Xialburg (Updates Every Other Weekend)

[~Ktalinfadri~]

Could Zak (My diary charrie) do an interview with Gothie? That would rule... Wuahahaha...

[Al the Dalek]

If you want an interview, pm me

[nostalgiatech]

Oy Al,

*points down to 'The diary collaboration' in my siggy*

I think you might be interested.........

[Al the Dalek]

Cool! And anyway, important News Flash. I'm going to a wedding on Friday, so the Noobcake will be written late on Thursday. :3 Hm. This gives me an idea for a plot twist...

[Frightful]

yaay! Almost one year anniversary of Noobcake

[The Owl]

YUSH PLOT TWIST

And happy almost anniversary!

[Al the Dalek]

Because of my trip where I will be absent from the internets, here is your weekly Noobcake a little earlier than you're used to.

Dear Noobcake,

We had to do our presentations for our boring-as-dirt-chocolate presentation. Some of the stuff was interesting. Like learning about different kinds of crazy chocolates. I mean, I couldn't eat any if I tried but still. Salty chocolate? Chili chocolate? Chocolate with bits of bacon in it? Seriously.
I did the entire thing by myself. No freaking lie.
APPARENTLY Xanri and Gothie were too busy planning something. I heard something about a wedding, but I couldn't really think of who it could be for. But you know. I was just irritated they didn't do anything. Working with your friends sucks.
I went to visit my real mom again. It was really awesome. Purna and I played a weird card game with her and then attempted to make cookies.
After this attempt, I keep wondering...do firehoses reach inside kitchens?
But then she checked the clock and said she had dinner with someone.
"Who with?" I asked. My mom smiled, but didn't say anything. Oh I found out though.
So anyway. I walked home by myself because Purna wanted to go to a friend's house and left me at the first turn. So I'm walking...walking...I don't know why I didn't fly, but I'm lazy, okay? Okay. I'm walking along...and I see a really sweet looking car and it pulls up in a house that I'm pretty sure was my mom's. And guess who got out?
Well, before I tell you, I should explain a few things. Wolves have no like taboo or anything when it comes to marrying age. Unless you're like, below eighteen or something. But seriously. It doesn't bother us if a wolf is like ten years older than their spouse.
What does bother me however when GOTHIE'S BROTHER Jack is taking my mom out to dinner.
Seriously.
Not.
Cool.
That's.
My.
Mom.
And it's GOTHIE'S BROTHER. I mean, he's old enough, but what if it gets like...serious?
Then Gothie and I would be siblings.
HORROR.
Plus, there is the fact that even though it's been years, I am still not letting go of the fact that my dad might still be alive. I mean, my mom turned up eventually.
But that was pretty much the most exciting thing of the day. I called up Beauty to try and tell her, but she wasn't picking up the phone.
Of course I learned later she had gone on a trip, but not until after I left like elebenty voice messages.
t there was another thing that made me happy. It is holiday break now, which means I get to frolic about in the snow.
Or stay inside with warmth and comfort.
I kept heckling Greenbutt so he caved and got me this sweet electric blanket.
It makes me feel like I'm in a toaster.

Anyway Noobcake, see ya.

Sorry for the short entry you peeps.

[Wild Mothman]

He'd be Gothie's nephew actually

[Al the Dalek]

Yeah I know. But brothers sounds cooler. Oh and i put some more icons up on the front page everyone~

[KittyKat7658]

OH GOSH NO. Poor Xialburg. LOL XDD