Write a Letter You Cannot Send (Read the Rules!)

[Opalide]

Dear friends,

If you have a problem, come out and speak to me about it. Don't sit there making passive aggressive comments and using every excuse in the book to avoid me.
I'm sick of it.

- Rose

[~ t r o u b l e ~]

Mr. Wimbish,
I understand this is your first year teaching, but you are doing horrible. You don't even understand what you are teaching. You contradict yourself and half the time you don't know what to say. I know more than you do and I'm an engineering major, not an english teacher. Do you even plan your classes? You walk in and seem like you don't know what to do. You can't make it up on the fly. You've gotta know what you're gonna talk about.
You email us the assignments. and make us hand them in over google docs. Which is horrible. Its so complicated to do it the way you want. Its a mess. Please just use the college site to give us our work. Its much easier and a ton more organized. You also give us zero structure.I understand giving us little structure as it is college, but saying "your fieldwork essays are due _____." What am I to do with that? What is it even on or what does it need.
And please, stop being late. I am paying quite a bit to come to this school and learn. I am paying you to teach me, not to be late and waste my time. I understand every once in awhile, but its all the time now.
I just can't stand your class. You are a nice person, but you should not be a teacher.

-Sincerely your deeply annoyed student.

[Kim Jongdae]

Dear head of the Student senate/ ASB member,
could you be less snippy and bossy? I feel like disregarding you and letting you do crap while I go and play by myself. Go get that stick out of your butt before you request the senators to do something for you okay. Who even elected such a jerk to be the leader anyways? Oh wait, no one. You were elected by the freaking ASB "Dynasty" thats been running our school. I intend on breaking that dynasty. (by running and winning for president next year).
Thanks.
-an annoyed and rather rebellious senator who is possibly planning an conspiracy to win Senior Class president

[lucifer morningstar]

Dear ____,

Just don't. If I want to rant about something, you could leave the room, or maybe say something nice. But don't tell me that I'm being "so negative towards her." Of course I am. I'm tired of being her personal chauffeur, especially when she makes no effort to hurry, or be anywhere on time. I'm sick of it and have had to do it at least once or twice a day for the past four days straight. Oh, you do it all the time because you live here? Good for you! Have a cookie. You're an enabler. That's your decision. The only reason I do it is so our mother doesn't have to do it, because she has twenty billion other things to be doing. Don't rag on me that I'm being an ungrateful, whiny brat just because I'm sick of it. And you complain all the time, whenever they're doing it to you. But you haven't been the past little while, because I have. And now you're telling me to stop. You stop. I will rant about it if I want.

The great thing is, I wasn't even ranting about it! Sure, I sounded somewhat bitter as I was speaking, but that doesn't mean I was complaining. I was actually explaining the situation to the owner of the car I need to take in order to chauffeur her around. So if you could just stop butting into private conversations, calling me a whiny brat, and that I need to "stop being so negative," that would be very much appreciated.

-Me.

[kae.]

dear ____,

please don't feel sorry...I should be saying that. I'm suppose to be here to help and here I am doing nothing :c I never know what to say and part of the time you seem better of with my friend than with me. You are loved more than you can ever think. Im just some online friend who you might never meet...but I care. I really do. As stupid as it is I was crying last night...I want you to be happy...I want you to feel the love and be everything you can. But I can;t do that. All I can do is...be there...I can't even say anything reassuring. I ca;t do any of the stuff you deserve. I always am happy to get and chat. I can always smile and laugh even when I want nothing more than to disappear. I'm sorry. Please know you loved. You are. I feel so helpless at times and im what should be there to help. And im not. I can't even send this stupid ramble of a letter. I'm nothing but a screen...I can't be there to help...and I call myself a friend and more

[Kimchiz]

dear _____,

so i couldnt actually sleep until i wrote this. and yes, i have school tomorrow. but when it comes to you, i dont think it actually matters. so a while ago, you told me you liked me. cool. i dealt with that. we even went on a date. my first date, to be exact. not that it matters anymore. but the point is, i dealt with it. i had mixed feelings for you at the time, but by the end of it all, i knew my feelings for you, and i bet you anything that it was the same feeling that you felt for me. but then, you had to screw it up. oh, yes. im actually blaming you. a while before you messed everything up, you told me that you wouldn't be that guy. that guy that gave my friend a bad first crush impression. he wasn't a nice guy, and you promised me that you wouldnt be like him. but guess what? you lied. the harder you tried to be the good guy, you became the bad guy in a different way. so yes, im upset. i mean, its fine that you're over me. i could deal and get over that fact. but to not tell me that you're going to stop pursuing me, and just leave me in the dark about it? that's low. i had to find out from my friend during a camping trip. my friend. and somehow, every friend im close with knows. except me. thanks. now whenever you speak, no offence or anything, but your voice kind of annoys me. not like im going to tell you that though. doesnt matter. because now, i have my closure. now, i know that in 10 years from now, im not going to remember the boy that decided not to tell me that you're over me. because in 10 years from now, im going to be with someone who is going to be honest, truthful and of course, good to me, and well, i won't even remember your name. to quote taylor swift, "im going to find someone someday who might actually treat me well". thanks for this life experience.

sincerely,
kimmy.

[Luckily Forgotten]

Dear H_, G_, M_, and S_,

G_ and M_, well...I get that you're trying to be friendly and all in public around me and then drop the act the moment things turn online, and to be honest, it kind of hurts, so called "friends", all that time spent together and now you just act like I'm not even there WHEN I NEEDED YOU THE BLOODEY MOST
your timing is impeccable. truly it is. maybe with your cosmic damned newfound religion you "predicted" when i was going to be at my lowest and chose around then to abandon me? seems about right. nice knowing you


H_, to be frank, I don't understand you anymore. You know what I need to, what I desperately need to, and yet you're not talking to me anymore either, even after I spend all night trying to calm you down and try and make you realize you deserve life as much as everybody else...
Though tell me, did getting a boyfriend have anything to do with our friendship? Was it really that you just saw me as something you could throw away? I never wanted to go out with you in the first place, I just wanted to help you, wanted friendship, even, god forbid, but noooo, apparently I'm little more than an indisposable bloodey toy. Thanks a bunch



S_

..where do I even start with you? At once we were practically like brothers, hell, we even look alike enough that we've been mistaken before. And now the only time you'll literally even acknowledge my existance is when I go as medic for you on TF2. I wish that were an over-exaggeration, but that's physically the case, you act like I'm not even THERE, and the one time you did talk to me you made it more than clear that you had no interests in talking to me or even knowing me...I mean why? What did I do to you, eh? What did I do that was so bad that it warrants my very existence being overlooked. The only, and I mean, ONLY thing I can think of is that you still have a crush on your "over-flirtatious" ex and her simply talking to me once or twice (and let me make it clear that I have NOOOOO interest in someone as loose as at, let alone someone like her anyway..) is enough to get you mad? When you're going out with Elysia?! I honestly hope to christ that's not the case....I really, really do, or else that's sad, and I might just try something stupid to see if that's true.

Thanks, "friends"
~The lost one



...Oh, and stalker, tech, whatever you want to be called
if you want a confrontation, come and find one. you know exactly where I am every lunch and it's not as if anyone within a 10-meter-square-radius dies of exposure to lethal levels of sarcasm.

[anathema]

j.e.,
thanks for helping me out and being such a great friend. we've known each other for a long time before any of my "friends" came into the middle school. i'm glad that despite the fact that people think we're together (which we're not, please keep in mind) we still can continue our friendship. also, you've listened to me when i've vented about k.c. and n.b. you're great for that.

z.z.,
i don't know if you're with someone but i really want to go out with you. this friendship is just too close and if something doesn't happen soon it's gonna be waaay too awkward.

d.j.,
our little cousin gig has been going on for almost two years and now i feel like we're truly cousins. we've got each other's backs and that's all that matters. i can't wait for track!

thank you for being my best guy friends since day one.
- m.r.

[۵Ʋиιтʏ۵]

Dear me
Yay you got your revision time table done now you just have to stick to it and get it checked tomorrow to see if it will be effective you can do this
(also revise maths for tomorrow i know its not on the time table but you need to do this ;-; )

[Serious.]

Dear _____,
I hope you liked hearing that your least favorite person on the track team got chosen as captain. I certainly did-and not just because I'm good friends with this girl. No, that was anything but it. I knew that you would get butthurt over the fact that she was chosen and not any of the other girls who were apparently "more fit for the job" (and don't even get me started on how utterly wrong that is). Listening to you complaining about how your least favorite person was "unapproachable" and "undeserving" and "the wrong choice for the job" and...other words not allowed here...was honestly the highlight of my day because of how completely wrong and unjustly biased you were. Heck, you even brought me to tears because I was laughing so hard at your crap. I guess I should thank you for that. Well, thanks, ______, for being such a freaking idiot.
...And hey, have you even tried approaching her on a friendly level? You should try that. You'd be surprised at the results.

From,
An annoyed runner