Write a Letter You Cannot Send (Read the Rules!)

[dispute]

dear old real life friend,
i honestly wish you would just leave me alone. you have never been worth anything good in my life and i dont know why you keep trying to make me feel guilty for something you've done. you screwed up and you're no longer my problem. get over it. use this experience as a way to not screw up another friendship in the future. you lost me. accept it.
sincerely,
dispute

[DragonLoverHere]

Dear Brain,
I certainly hope you know what you're doing up there... You're currently hurting me pretty greatly by taking control this one rare time, but I'm trusting you to make this turn out okay.
Sincerely,
Heart

Dear Heart,
Would you stop complaining? I've given you enough attention as it is, and you always pick the painful way out of trouble. I'm trying to heal here the damage that you have inflicted, so bugger off.
Sincerely,
Brain

Dear Masculinity,
Shut up, you're so brash and callous. How is this going to get us anywhere? Why do you insist that shutting out everyone is the only solution when it ends up hurting everyone involved?
Sincerely,
Femininity

Dear Femininity,
Can't you see I don't want to do this, it's simply that I have to? Yes, it's harsh, but you're hurting and have to retreat for a while. I'll get us out of this safe and sound, you'll see. And you'll be happy again soon.
Sincerely,
Masculinity

[bianca del rio]

dear myself,

tell me again why you cut your own hair? you knew it would end up awful and now look. your entire family is dying laughing at you because of it and you cut like a quarter of it off. c'mon man

with much annoyance,
myself

[۵Ʋиιтʏ۵]

Dear myself
Tomorrow don't go online get your revision time table sorted out
FOLLOW THE TIME TABLE
print off the science revision posters after school on Monday
Get in the shower
Do your homework
Use my moisturiser
Actually go to bed EARLY or at least ON TIME
Get organised and refreshed for a new day You can do this me you don't have to keep looking up to the perfect ones because you can be one

[fika.]

dear neighbour,

please stop your dog from trying to attack mine. there may be a fence, but your dog has a long face and can eaasily get through to bite my flat-faced pug.

yeah, thanks for trying to stop him.

now im going to leave and get my dog off the table. good day.

[The High Pouncellor]

dear crush
[faint screaming]
sincerely, me

[satyrn.]

dear gender,
get yoself together ive got other crapola to be dealing with
frem,uks brain

dear brian,
make up yo damn mind and help me out here!
fem,uks gender

[ParaKitty]

Dear self,
Finish your homework before he comes home, you only have 2 hours.
~K

Dear KK,
*faint squee* hi! ^^"
*runs away*
~PK

[daxawesome]

Dear W,

I thought we had a connection. I thought we would last longer. I still like you,but you dont know what you want.
I wish I could stick around,but all I can do is move forward with you or without you. You decide.

[A*Viola*Named*Steve]

Dear girls and guys who are singing,
If you could stop whining, that would be great.
I mean really, I came to the first rehearsal along with maybe two other girls and one guy. And it wasn't decided by my mom to take time out of our lessons.
Maybe try listening to the accompaniment and hearing a cello helping the boys who, despite doing just fine, apparently can't listen to the others who are singing, the piano, and the cello. And don't you get defensive at me when I say "well, they can listen to the music" while GESTURING AT THE PIANO. Don't get into my face about it-it's not my fault.
And whatever you said about the slurs and other accents being "unnecessary", what? You may be able to read music, but did you arrange this piece? No. In fact, you probably don't know the person who did. It's the nuances in the accents, dynamics, ect. that make a piece of music beautiful. They are necessary. Just because you don't think they aren't, doesn't make it that way. AND STOP WHISPERING IN BETWEEN THINGS. STOP IT. Even if you aren't quietly complaining, it's still annoying and disrespectful.

Sincerely,
an EXTREMELY vexed Viola.