~THIS IS NOT A DIARY. IT IS AN APPLE... PANCAKE?~

[catcher.]

Option two

LETS GET DIS PARTAY STARTED!!!! >3<

[CookieCat000]

The last post left you hanging right?

You were probably expecting me to be shocked and faint.

But instead, like any teenage girl who just turned 15, I said...

Me: PARTAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: - , and then -

Long story short, and it may sound crazy:

The party got pumpin'!

Rose: Would anyone like to play Pin the tail on the fox?
Me: I don't have a board for it though...
Rose: Explano, meah pot!
(**Authors note: Do not ask me how I randomly come up with these weird words for Rose's spells XD)
And then, Flame's tail came off O.O
Rose: Do not panic! He does not feel a thing, the spell just cast an illusion to make it look like his tail has come off, you can touch and you will wear a blink fold and see if you can put it in the right place!
Flame: Why me. ._.
Foreest: Uh yeah...
Flight: I think..
Me: Well...
All: No!
Rose: Fine... Pot meah explano!
And Flame's tail came back on.
Flight: Should we get to the presents?
Everyone: YES!!!! :O JINX! JINX AGAIN!

There seems to be a lot of jinxing... O.O

Anyways, presents:
-A journal from Rose, for when this runs out of pages (Thanks...?)
-A cute little dream bunny from Forest

(Daww thanks :3)
Decided to name her Dream, after my favourite chocolate .O.
-A bike from Flame (So I don't have to WALK to school anymore)
-A Wii console from Flight (Woah! Is she rich??!?!? :O)

And Cookz got me this plusie:

Cute isn't it? c:

And Gold got me...










A used bar of deodorant. ._.

And mum got me this...

Mum: Its a wing upgrade, you simply put the orb on your wings, and they become faster and stronger!
Me: Hmm..
I put the orb on my wings, and the orb disappeared and my wings glowed, but I bet nobody noticed since I have cyber wings and they always glow.
Mum: And I almost forgot, this is from your cousin, Calicocoa.
And she handed me what looked like a skate board, but it had no wheels.
Mum: It's a hover board! Its the newest invention, and this is the first, and best model, the Star Razor!

It looks cool! By the way, this is Calicocoa, my cousin, she lives in Wolfia.


And this... was the cake *-*


And obviously, Gold got the smallest slice >:D

Welp, its finished, whew! -3-

[miaox2]

well...
If Gold was a real meanie, she wouldn't have given Dakota anything.

[CookieCat000]

:D
well...
If Gold was a real meanie, she wouldn't have given Dakota anything.

Well... Dakota has a strict mother and obviously her mother told Gold that she HAD to get Dakota a gift or else... lol.

[miaox2]

Good point.

[CookieCat000]

School.... right.

So it's been a few days since school started again, I noticed a lot of animals had hoverboards too, and they usually argue on what type is the best, the ones I know are:

-"The Star Razor"
Most of them have pretty nice paint jobs, they are very fast, pretty bad cornering though if you go too fast. It also consumes fuel pretty fast but it has a pretty big fuel tank built inside so you don't have too worry to much

-"The Air cutter" (ISN'T THAT THE NAME OF A POKEMON MOVE?!?!??!)
Can fly higher than the average hoverboard, paint jobs are a little... eh, they are usually just plain colours with stripes, but some look really good (The best I've seen are blue with two white stripes) and they have these soft, pillow-y pads for your paws to sit on.

-"The Glitzi Shine"
I've mostly seen populars of other schools use this, they look really pretty (Excluding the fact whoever makes these puts WAYYYY too much glitter around the engine) but they aren't very fast, they are very shiny and you HAVE TO WEAR SUNGLASSES just to watch someone ride one, yeah, they aren't really the best.


For my birthday I got three things that help with travelling:

-Wing upgrade
-Bike
-Hoverboard (Hey! It's 2015!)

Anyways, when I arrived at school tod- HEY, WERE GETTING BORED OF THAT PINK PEN! Who's 'we'? Did you not acknowledge the dream bunny? Oh right. You can write in here too.... great. HEHEHEHEHEHE HEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Yeah your right, this pen is running out...

Ah! A new pen!
So bright X_X
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This?
I just lost my sunglasses today, please!
This, then?
Too dark.
You guys are so picky -3- Anyways, I'll have the purple pen.

Now where was I before I was RUDELY interrupted?

Oh yeah... school, yeah, when I entered school, this came up:
New issue in the "Tessa Kingdom RPG High, Ye old times"!
Of course, "Ye old times" for the medieval effect.

Anyways, it said:

"New groups!
Merchants, Creature tamers, and Adventurers!

If you are interested in these groups, talk to Aura, and get resorted in a group that suits you, but if you find that your current group is fine, you may stay."

Hmm, interesting.

The next page:

"Dragon School!

As some students may know, when a group of new students come, a random selection out of them is chosen to receive a dragon egg, now you can take your pet dragons to a small dragon school! The school is the upstairs part of the school."

Me: -Stares at Silver-
Silver: What?
Me: -Grabs a random, empty diary out of nowhere (Note: Not the one Rose got me though) and gives it to Silver- Your going to school, so you write in a diary.

I continued, and went to the next page, that caught my attention.

.: Will you take this dance with me? :.
Tessa Kingdom RPG High's first Valentines
Masquerade Ball!

Time: 10:19 PM - 11:00 PM
Place: Tessa Kingdom RPG High Great Hall

See you there!

Valentines dance.

Hah hah... I don't have a date.

[TheFabulousHorse]

OMIPONIES. Ooohhh... Collab idea in the futurrree XD

[miaox2]

YAY
Silver has a diary now!

[CookieCat000]

(Collab with TheFabulousHorse's Lucky Horseshoe!

School today was okay, though at lunch, a lot of kids were buzzing about the Valentines Masquerade ball tomorrow night, while I was dwelling on about HOW am I supposed to get a date to go to the dance?

I mean, it's gonna be BORING just to sit there, doing nothing while the fox couples do the Fox tango, and the dog couples do the Doggie Walts and the cat couples do the Cat moondance together, ect.

As I was walking home from school, (My hoverboard ran out of fuel and my wings are tired and I didn't bring my bike) Silver and Dream were arguing.

Silver: I'm NOT gonna write in a diary T_T
Dream: Yes you will.
Silver: NO! I'M NOT GONNA WRITE IN A DIARYYY
Dream: It's good for you though.
Silver: HOW?!?!?
Dream: Even dragons seem to hate diaries too these days. ._.
Silver: Fine I'll write in it ._. But I WON'T call it a diary, and not let stalkers on the internet read it too.
Dream: I'm not so sure about not letting stalkers on the internet read it too :3

Five minutes later, I bumped into a random, weird guy. (I didn't even have a chance to get my camera and snap a photo of him)

???: You're coming with me.

The random dude blindfolded folded me, and took me somewhere, and I could tell Dream and Silver were chasing us.

Silver: What is this place?!?
Dream: I dunno! Hey you! Let go of Dakota!
???: Shut up, little pests, I'm not gonna let myself get beaten by a puny dream bunny and, a dumb dragon who's only 21 cm's tall.
Wow. That was a dumb move of him, you should NEVER insult a dragon.
Silver: WHY YOU... I'M GONNA RIP YOU TO SHREDS!!!
Me: SOMEONE GET THIS BLINDFOLD OFF ME!

Silver: Mmmph! Mmmph mm mmph!
Me: WHAT?!?!?
Dream: She's biting the guy's tail and doesn't want to let go, I'm pretty sure she is trying to say that... Well the guy forgot to handcuff you and you can get the blindfold off yourself.
Me: Oh, ok :3 -Takes off the blindfold-

I could swear I could hear horses neighing, but I don't think that matters much, I turned around, to see my kidnapper.




Me: Shiloh?!!??!
Silver and Dream: Huh?

I KNEW he looked familiar!

Shiloh: Yes, and you will all be on your knees, like those fools, Heart and Shayan!
Me: Wait what?!?!? You betrayed them?!
Shiloh: Yes, may I tell you a story? I found them researching aliens, I offered to join them, they accepted, I messed up their alien radar, to make it look like aliens were coming from space to Earth, meaning they would research them even HARDER and as they research, and I help them, they would trust me more, then I will use them and their knowledge to help me rule the world!

Then they found you, the hero, the long descendant of Queen Sapphire, from 500 years ago, I KNOW that you would get in my way, so I must get rid of you!
Me: Wha- what?!?!?!?

Silver: ...
Dream: O.O Dakota, you have some explaining to do...
Me: I would give you the Apple entry about that if I could but... it got lost in time travel.
Shiloh: Hoh. I guess your mother finally told you your actual name, Dakota.
1. How did he know that was my original name?

2. What a fail. He didn't have to say it so dramatically. >.>

Shiloh: AND WHAT IS BITITNG MY TAIL?!?!?!
Silver: -Lets go- Me! And when was the last time you had a shower?!? You just left a revolting taste on my tongue!
Shiloh: Why you little...
He grabbed Silver by the wing and threw her against one of the stables, and it broke.

Talk about dragon abuse!

I saw a dog run out of the stall... wait, is that a horse? It looks like both!



Me: Silver! Are you okay?!?!
Silver: Oww.... That guy is insane.
Dream: -Looking at Silver's wing- I think your wing is broken.

After Dream had wrapped a cast around Silver's broken wing, I saw some other dogs that looked like Ponies, and two little actual Ponies.

???: Oh look! A dragon!

???: Hey look a rare breed of dog that looks like a horse!! OMG! -Sarcasm-

???: Hey... ;-;
Me: Uh... can you tell me your names so I don't have to keep writing question marks?
Dream: Dakota... why do you always have your camera with you?
Me: Uh... how else am I supposed to put pictures in the Apple pancake?!?
(The Pony dog): I'm Pony! The one that's staring at your dragon is Pepsi and the sassy one is Wildfire...
(The brown and white pony): That's Dakota's wildfire to you!
Pony: Did Appy give you guys new translators too?
Pepsi (The black one): Q3Q
DW: Yeah, you broke our old ones, remember?
Pony: Yeah.
Dream: I am Dream, and this, is Dakota, and this, is Silver~
Silver: Dakota's wildfire, are you Dakota's wildfire? o3o
Dream: -Slow, sarcastic clapping- -Clap- -Pause- -Clap- -Pause- -Clap-
Me: ....

[CookieCat000]

(Still Collab with the Lucky horseshoe o3o)

After Silver's fail of a joke, I felt something hit my back, it was a gun.
Not a bullet, an actual gun.

Me: Hey you Shiloh, you do realize that guns aren't THROWING WEPONS?!!?

I turned around to him.

Shiloh: I would shoot you if I could, but unfortunately, my gun ran out of bullets, I had tried to shoot Heart and Shayan, they were too fast and dodged all of the bullets, until my gun ran out of bullets. -.-
Dream: What a fail you are. -3-
Silver: OH HO HO OHHHHHHHHH SNAPPPPP!
I couldn't help but laugh as well, this guy obviously didn't know how to use a gun alright.
Pony: DUDE, SERIOUSLY, THAT WAS MINE!
Wait... that was HER gun!??! What kind of teenager... HAS A GUN!?
Shiloh: You must be mistaken.
He slyly stroked his paw on the handle of the gun.
Shiloh: It's my gun, made out of the finest metal... And it has bullets, that were said to 'never miss', whoever sold it to me must of lied.
ROLF.
Pony: HAH. RIGHT. LIAR! IT'S MY GUN!!!!
Shiloh: Look, THIS isn't your gun, but THIS one is...
He pulled out another gun.
Shiloh: This one didn't run out of bullets...
He smiled evilly and pointed it to me.

???: Helloooooo! Are you guys going to let US out?!?
???: Yeah!
Pony: No!! You're both staying here forever!
Dakota's Wildfire: Just because they called you ridiculous?!? -_-
Dream: The pony whose name is just Dakota's name with 'Wildfire' added to it has a point.
Pepsi: Ooohh... Draaaaaaaaaaaagoooooooonnnnnnnnnn!! :O

I saw Shiloh pull the trigger, the bullet was heading straight towards me.
Silver: Holy mother of cheese burgersss!! Nooooooooo!
Silver jumped in the way of the bullet, it hit one of her spikes and the bullet bounced onto the ground.

Me: Woah, you saved my life!
Silver: Yes, yes, I know -Puts on sunglasses- 8-)
Pepsi: Ohhhhhhhhh Even more awesome!! Draaaaaaaaggggggonnnnnn o3o
Silver: I could act in a Hollywood movie! Set in MEW YORK!! :D
Me: Uh..
Pony: That's NOT how you use MY gun! >:O

-Gets popcorn- This is getting intense...
She ran up and slapped the gun out of Shiloh's hand while kicking right under him to make him slam on his side, while her horse, Dakota's Wildfire ran up and grabbed the gun, Pony had him pinned.

Dakota's wildfire: Which one do I shoot?!?!??!?!
Pony: Seriously?!?! We don't even look alike!
Silver: Woah woah, WOAH were on the subject on shooting now?!? Holy macaroni are you sure we are going to get away with this ON A CHILDREN'S SITE?!?
Dream: Shush.~
Me: -Just sitting there eating popcorn while writing this all down- This is getting intense.

Shiloh: You are weak! Nothing will stop me no-

Suddenly, two familiar dogs burst in.


Me: Heart?!? Shayan?!?
Heart: We've got you now, traitor.
She looked at Shiloh, yep, busted. Or maybe he was already busted by them earlier but got away...

Heart looked at Pony.
Heart: Can you get off him? I would like to deal with him.
Me: Can I say something? I am seriously the only cat here...
Pony: Sureee....
She got off Shiloh, and snatched the gun from Dakota's wildfire's hooves.
DW: HEY! WHY'D YOU DO THAT!??!?!?
Heart went over to Shiloh, and slapped him repeatedly, like the pokemon attack double slap!
Heart: May I tell you something? Shayan happens to be with the police.
Shayan: You are under arrest.
He put handcuffs on Shiloh.
Pony: Wait! If he does happen to get prosecuted, contact me, I'd love to help... >:D
Dream: O_O ... -Stares at Pony-
???: Heyyyy, remember us? The horses that didn't call you ridiculous?!?
???: -Kicking at stall door-
Pony: Shut up! We aren't letting you out and that's final!
I felt sorry for whoever was in there, so I went to the stall doors.
Me: -Opens the doors of the stalls- FLY AND BE FREE!
Horses came out, wow! I don't see horses much, they tend to attend different schools than cats and dogs.
Pony: HEY! COME BACK, I NEVER SAID EITHER OF YOU COULD GO!
Horse 1: Thanks cat!
Horse 2: Whatever, Pony.
Me: ewe
Silver: Such a short adventure, ending so soon~ Also, who are Shiloh, Heart and Shayan?
Silver and Dream stared at me.
Dream: Tell us.
Me: It's... a long story, I would give you the Apple entry if I could but the apple kinda got lost in time travel.
Pony: Ooohh.... Time travel you say?
Shayan looked at Heart.
Shayan: You took her time travelling?!? She's just a kid! That was incredibly dangerous!
Heart: Correction: It was accidental, and some other girl came, and a popular girl, who caused a time paradox and we had to fix it e.e
Shayan: ... Anything else?
Heart: It was in the medieval times, and the weird Apple shaped book she writes in was left behind.
Shayan: Eh. Okay.
Me: -Just eavesdropping them and writing every single detail down in this new, normal shaped apple pancake-
Shayan: Anyway, Shiloh, do you have anything else to say before you go to jail?
Silver: ._. He needs an even worse punishment than jail
Dream: Agreed
Shiloh: SHUT UP STUPID DRAGON AND SQUIRREL!
Dream: 1. I am a dream bunny 2. How could you mistake me for a squirrel? 3. Never insult a dragon, ever
Pepsi: (I don't care if everyone seems to be changing colour codes, it's hard remembering what pen to write them in, I have, well, ALOT of pens.) Amazing dragon.... WAIT WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT DRAGON?!?
The dark coloured horse went crazy, and I was still writing all this down in this Apple pancake, and Pony appeared to be writing in a book as well, it was a pretty looking book with a shiny horse shoe on it, man, her parents must be rich! Well, this Apple pancake was pretty expensive...
Pony: Could you guys slow down a bit? I need to write this in my horseshoe....
Pepsi: DRAGON IS AMAZING, YOUR STUPID FOR CALLING DRAGON STUPID!
And he just kept kicking and biting Shiloh.
Shayan: -Gets popcorn- 8-) I like this.
Then Silver got up, went to Pepsi, and I swear I just saw her kiss Pepsi on the cheek.
Pepsi: -Eyes sparkling- Draaaaagooooon <33333
Heart: I don't mean to break any touching moments between a dragon and a horse, or break the 4th wall, but this post is getting extremely long, can we just wrap things up already?
Me: Yeah, okay :/

It's quite surprising how I didn't have to turn into my "super form" today, oh, have you forgotten about that? No surprise, have you forgotten about THIS as well?!?

-There is a splash mark from water here-

Water powers :P


I looked at Pony, then got a piece of paper, and a pen and wrote down my eTail and gave it to her
Me: eTail me? Ya know, keep in contact? o3o
Silver: Hey, can I get an eTail too?
Dream: You can't even use a computer though.
Pony gave me her eTail, and we waved eachother good bye, as we both went home, and yes, Shiloh was taken to jail.

Well, bye Apple Pancake for now!
~ Dakota (Wait, since when did I sign my name?!)