This is a- wait a minute, what is this?! (Pet diary)

[Dreamlord]

Inspired by many other people's pet diaries, I thought it would be fun to make my own!

Hey guys, this is supposed to be a diary I guess. But I'm not calling it that, and I don't want anything too crazy like diaries I see sometimes. So instead of being like 'Dear diary' or whatever I'm just going to say 'Hey guys' like I'm talking to someone.
I think that's enough for now, so bye!

[Dreamlord]

Hey guys!!
I met a girl name Delilah today 030

this is how it went
Delilah; OMG you're ugly!
Me; You aren't quite my sunshine either
Delilah; - eye roll - I know the perfect place for you!
Me; Really?!
Delilah; Yes, you'll fit in perfectly with the other outcasts!
After that she turned around and walked into a crowd of populars

I began to walk away before everything went black
when I woke up I saw a boy dog

Me; Who are you?!
?; My name is Dargo and I'm also an outcast
I looked at a napkin with a strange smelling liquid on it
Me; What is THAT?!
Dargo; A knock out potion, I thought it might've been poison until I saw you were still breathing
Me; WHAT IF I DIED?!
Dargo; Not everybody's perfect. Anyway let's cut to the chase, the outcasts hate Delilah and we're planning to rid of that shark with shades!
Me; - cough - not everybody kidnaps someone - If I join to I get a code name? 030
Dargo; Yes, you will be horn head
Me; Okay okay I get the point
Dargo; I have to go bye!
he quickly flew out of the closet (forgetting to unlock it)

I hear the janitor got to go!

[Dreamlord]

UGHHHHHHHHHHHH
sorry thats the sound my brain makes when I'm rage quitting
Anyway guys, you could have guessed I got detention for being in the janitor's closet
after math I got detention which they don't have a room for so our school uses the gym for detention.
They also make you run laps in the gym so I almost fainted before lunch
030 on brighter news I figured out there were more outcasts besides me and Dargo
[oops I forgot to say sorry for having such a short entry yesterdayyyyyy]

everyone got sorted into groups at lunch, which was kind of stupid since Delilah does it unfairly but whatever
anyway it went like this:

Delilah; OKAY EVERYBODY, CHECK OUT THE CHART!!!
everybody murmured to each other before turning to face her a chart [it was so shiny and it was a color I could only describe as rind(red/pink)]
it said
'CHART OF POPULARITY ORGANIZED GROUPS
POPULARS
Delilah and her friends, jocks, everyone who follows them

Artists
Artsy students that are creative

Nerds
Geniuses, straight A students

Emos
The dark students

Outcasts
The lowest ones, otherwise students who don't fit in a group or someone who doesn't deserve a higher group'

Me: How creative
Delilah; Isn't it? Now you're first along with Dargo!
Me: Ugh, okay.
Delilah; WELL, tell me your name and tell me things you like and you might not be an outcast after all!
Me: It's Pepper didn't the principle give you a list of our names or whatever?!
Delilah; Yes but just do what I said!
Me: Well I like to write and eat, sometimes I watch TV or something
Delilah; Nevermind . . you're staying an outcast. DARGO COME HERE!


Delilah; Go ahead then
Dargo; -,- Well my name is Dargo. I like mixing potions -cough- and being cooler than you -cough-
Delilah; Wow I thought you'd change since last year but no . . OUTCAST!
Dargo; How nice are you . .
Delilah; Next! Come on Jessie
I'm guessing that Delilah has her own evil lair where she spawns more populars because this girl came walking up like a CLONE!!!
Maybe I'm over thinking a little but STILL


Jessie; OMG hey Delilah, you know my name and my favorite things to do is text and shop!!!!
Delilah; Jessie of course you're a popular. LOL anyway Jamie next

Yep she spawns the populars


Jamie; -lets out an earsplitting squeal- I'm Jamie, I love experimenting making new outfits with the latest clothes!
Delilah; -uncovers her ears- POPULAR!! An A+++ for the outfit
Jamie; EEP!! Thanks Delilah - goes to hang out with Jessie -


Delilah; Ah . . Marisa?
Marisa; Yes, I like french fries and books
Delilah; And just when I thought the outcast group would stop growing bigger
Marisa; Yes, -v- but there is a little hope the popular group will stop growing too

she started walking towards me and I started to flip out before Dargo slapped patted me on the back of my head to remind me that she was an outcast too
but she looked really cool

Marisa; Hey Dargo, Nice to meet you Pepper
Me: Nice to meet you too. WAIT Dargo you know her?!?!?!
Dargo; Yep, we were outcasts last year
Marisa; Right . . and before Delilah is going to talk about some dance thats going on in April before she introduces everyone else she does this every single year . . .
Me: 030 That sounds SO COO-
Delilah; LISTEN UP, we're going to have an easter party next month SO we encourage you to find a date!

Anyway I'll do the rest of the people soon

[Dreamlord]

HHHHMMMM
GAH IM SO HAPPY
[sorry 4 caps]
Yes anyway me and Marisa are shopping and I want to show you a few outfits I tried on
but first I'll show you a few students


Xzavier
he's a popular because Delilah likes him . . he's so cute 030


this is Alex
she's an artist


Azev
somehow related to Alex and he's also an artist


Apec
the only nerd

sorry I had to do that quickly
I have soooo much to say!

Anyway, after Xzavier was assigned to the popular group he followed the outcasts to the computer room
he was nicer than I thought when he followed us
I was expecting a snotty or rude comment like one of Delilah's but he just stayed in there and talked to Dargo and us
mostly Dargo
anyway after school Xzavier went over to Dargo's house because he wanted to ask him questions
dang I'm overthinking it okay?

yes I'm showing you some outfits Marisa made me wear


forget what you see e 0 e


don't you even dare think about this


but revenge is so so sweet
Marisa; e-e We should go to Dargo's house
Me; YESSS WE CAN HAVE A SLEEP OVER 030
Marisa; Probably

- after a super long ride to Dargo's house -

Xzavier; - murmuring something to Dargo - Oh hi Pepper, I was just about to leave
Me; - blush - Yep okay
Dargo; I'm pretty sure she likes you back

oh they must have been talking about Delilah . . . Xzavier rushed past Marisa and I

Me; SLEEPOVER?!
Dargo; Sure go get dressed in the bathroom

his house is huge!! I'm pretty sure he lives alone
but me and marisa got dressed 030



that'll be all for now I'm going to bother Dargo until he spills the beans about Xzavier
wait NOOO MARISA STO-

[Dreamlord]

Marisa stole you from me
SHAME ON YOU MARISA!!!!
I stole you back and I had to hide you under my pillow
but me and Marisa woke up early and drew a lipstick(marisa's) mustache on Dargo 030

anyway I found this thing that I saw after I got dressed for school:

Me; OMG WHAT THE HECK ?!?!?!!?!
?; -wheezes- BILL-Y
Me; -picks it up and throws it at Dargo- IT HAS A POTATO SACK OF KNIVESSSS!!!!
Dargo; OW! You're going to hurt Billy, and those knives are for self defense reasons
Me; It doesn't even have paws to hold a knife with and you already have a knife in your shirt
Billy; MASTER THINKS 5 STEPS AHEAD
Me; NO ONE ASKED YOU!!!
Dargo; e-e As he said I think 5 steps ahead and those are in case I lose my knife and I need to defend myself
Me; -grabs potato sack and hurls it at Marisa- OOPS
Marisa; -screams then ducks- WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!!
Dargo; -grabs Billy then rushes to the bus stop-

YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT

XZAVIER!!!!!

DELILAH >:(((((
ugh I'm going to change Delilah's talk to peach because it matches her because I HATE PEACH

Delilah; OMG Xzavier is that you?! -flutters eyelashes at him-
Xzavier; . . .
Me; e-e Xzavier you live near Dargo?
Xzavier; Yes I do
Delilah; Um excuse me Xzavier I live near here too! OMG we should totally sit near each other on the bus!
Xzavier; Sorry Delilah I was going to ask Pepper
Marisa; -high-fives me-

gah that was so awesome!!
what was even awesomer was that Delilah stormed down the isle of the bus once it came, you could hear her whining to Jessie and Jamie and talking about how he could do much better than me

[ParaKitty]

I confess that I love pet diaries. ;u;

[Dreamlord]

I confess that I love pet diaries. ;u;

who doesn't?

[ParaKitty]

I confess that I love pet diaries. ;u;

who doesn't?

haters
....nobody?

[Dreamlord]

XD
well I'm going to go back to writing

[sifenke]

I love this so much already >v<