1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[SurrealWings]

3156
Fall on the floor over and over again yelling " EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!"

[Arthur Morgan.]

3155

Open tubs of ice cream and yell: "I GOT TO SPELL KE$HA!"

(Show reference)

[lurking vulpine]

3156: Get one of those kiddie wading pools and a beach ball. Set the pool up in one of the aisles and sit in it with the beach ball and whenever someone comes into the aisle scream "MINE!" and try to cover the pool with your arms by streatching them out

[zoooooo]

3157
Take eggs and throw them at a person then dump a bag of flour on them shouting "I baked a cookie!!"

[Barrel racer 2000]

3158:
Dress up as a minion and run around the store yelling "BA BA BA BANNANA! POTATOE CHIP! HI IM DAVE!"

[MidniteScy]

3159:
Stick all the juice in the freezer place and sit there and say "I'm waiting for my popsicles."

[Barrel racer 2000]

3160:
Dress up as Abraham Lincoln and get a toy sword and a stick pony. Ride around and yell "I WILL LEAD THE UNION TO VICTORY!" then use the pony as guitar and slam it to the ground until the manager chases you around the store. While he chases you, throw random canned goods at him.

[Arthur Morgan.]

3161
Go to walmart on a Thursday and grab a whole bunch of juice bottles. And yell: "FREE JUICE THURSDAYS!" Then just watch the madness start

[Barrel racer 2000]

3162:
Pretend you are a dog, and chase people wearing cat shirts yelling "I'M GONNA KILL THAT CAT!"

[zoooooo]

3163
At halloween, go to the costume section and dress up in the most ridiculous costume you can find, then make a fort out of toilet paper in Mcdonalds, call it your lair. Then go and take Peoples happy meals and throw the toys at the cashiers shouting "How Ya loving it now!"