1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[The Legacy]

3106) Hide in the clothes rack in a Golden Freddy costume and jumpscare people. Repeat until kicked out. (It won't take long)

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3107
Run around the store with a megaphone saying random things. In a tutu.

[CANINE-Unit]

3108

Set up a hammock between the checkout isle numbers and wear a fake beard, crossing your legs and going: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Uuuuumumumumummmmmmmm.....

[silky.moth.is.gone]

3109

Run around screaming "I'VE BEEN MURDERED HELP!" or just put cream in your mouth and bite people. (Rabies scare X3)

[The Legacy]

3110) Paint a triangle around your eye and run around screaming: ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!

[silky.moth.is.gone]

3110) Paint a triangle around your eye and run around screaming: ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!

(XD)

3111

Hide in the cat carriers and wait to be bought.

[CANINE-Unit]

3112

Ride through the isles on a black thoroughbred in a calvary uniform followed by blue tick hounds and blast a trumpet occasionally saying: "RIDE ON, CALVARY!!"

[The Puppet]

3113 Run around Walmart screaming "Stranger Danger" while throwing items at people

[katarinabluu]

3114

stand up in a kart and tap people's shoulders with a fake sword and bring the sword to your neck
and make a gargling nose and just have someone push you to the next isle without saying anything.

[The Legacy]

3115) Pretend Walmart is the Hunger Games.
I've said too much