1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[Shadowolf64]

3095

Run around dressed as the Kool aid dude and drink all of the Kool aid

[spooktunes]

3096

Download FNAF on a computer, and when an animatronic jumpscares you, start running around screaming, "I'M STUFFED IN A SUIT! I'M STUFFED IN A SUIT!"

[Arthur Morgan.]

3097

Grab one of those bulk packages of water and ask a store helper if it comes in diet. Then when they say no, say: "Well... I'm really on a diet."

[polyphon]

3098
Go to the fish section, open up the flap the workers use to feed them, and desperately try to grab the fish while splashing around as much as possible

[Daytime-Despair]

3099

Dress up as Nyan Cat and run around the store singing the Nyan Cat song.

[ill-DOC]

3100

Put on the Geddan song and spazz out on the floor after yelling "GEDDAN" with the music. hopefullysomeonesheardofthatmeme

[abxy]

3101

Hook up a computer to all the TVs and play FNAF on that computer with the volume on both the computer and TV all the way up...

[Invalid username]

3102

Walk around the milk aisle and mummer " i want chocolate milk.

[Daytime-Despair]

3103

Go round with a potato with glasses on and yell. "I AM THE MUCHINGBROTATO!" (I watch way too much youtube)

[Jxdas]

3104
Jump and fall face flat on the floor, and start screaming loudly.