Let's Read: Warrior Cats Series

[abxy]

but what about my Berrynose tarts? I put effort into them, but they're still... kind of missing something? I can't put my finger on it... Maybe too much Poppyfrosting? Or maybe I really should have added the Honeyfern sprinkles, but it tasted weird all mixed together. It's best to drink it with Cherrytail soda.

I'll try a Berrynose tart c: I'm nice like that.

...if you try one of my Mapleshade Cakes. muahahahh

Oh, you! All right, I'd love to try one!

*Tosses a Mapleshade Cake at* They taste a little sweet in the beginning, then it has...crushed dreams and bitterness. To top it off though, add a few Crookedstar Sprinkles, which is almost sickeningly sweet then has an aftertaste of crushed dreams, and Appledusk Icing, which is lightly sweet and turns completely bitter. I hope you like!

[sweet tooth]

*Tosses a Mapleshade Cake at* They taste a little sweet in the beginning, then it has...crushed dreams and bitterness. To top it off though, add a few Crookedstar Sprinkles, which is almost sickeningly sweet then has an aftertaste of crushed dreams, and Appledusk Icing, which is lightly sweet and turns completely bitter. I hope you like!

...too much flavor.
I like my band Greystripe cupcakes, thank you

[abxy]

*Tosses a Mapleshade Cake at* They taste a little sweet in the beginning, then it has...crushed dreams and bitterness. To top it off though, add a few Crookedstar Sprinkles, which is almost sickeningly sweet then has an aftertaste of crushed dreams, and Appledusk Icing, which is lightly sweet and turns completely bitter. I hope you like!

...too much flavor.
I like my band Greystripe cupcakes, thank you

Hey, they're all bitter in the end and sweet in the beginning. Now I'll go ahead and eat something healthy...Scourge Cucumbers. Nomnomnom...

[tsun]

This is such a good thread...
I'm a huge fan of warriors, but I agree with a lot of the flaws here. Erin Hunter really needs to read over her books, and hopefully she'd see how flawed her books are. Sorry if this post seems a bit stupid, but I just had to say it.

[Mr. Cloudwhisker]

Sounds like fun, where should I start?

Come up with a food and a character: Has anyone heard of Leopardstar bacon? I hear it's quite fishy.

[sweet tooth]

HOLLYLEAF STICKS HOLLYLEAF STICKS

GET YOUR FRESH HOLLYLEAF STICKS

JUST LIKE FISH STICKS

BUT WITH SADNESS, RULES, AND HOMICIDE

[abxy]

This is such a good thread...
I'm a huge fan of warriors, but I agree with a lot of the flaws here. Erin Hunter really needs to read over her books, and hopefully she'd see how flawed her books are. Sorry if this post seems a bit stupid, but I just had to say it.

You couldn't be more right. The fanfictions are better. I reccomend Empress Tansy's fanfictions on Fanfiction.Net ^3^ I especially love The Yellowfang and Nightcloud Show ;DD

..or When StarClan Gets Bored by Chucklez-Lives-On

NOW GET YA FRESH CROWFEATHER HOTDOGS!! MADE WITH FEATHERTAIL KETCHUP, CROWFEATHER HOTDOG AND LEAFPOOL BUN!!

[tsun]

You couldn't be more right. The fanfictions are better. I reccomend Empress Tansy's fanfictions on Fanfiction.Net ^3^ I especially love The Yellowfang and Nightcloud Show ;DD

..or When StarClan Gets Bored by Chucklez-Lives-On

NOW GET YA FRESH CROWFEATHER HOTDOGS!! MADE WITH FEATHERTAIL KETCHUP, CROWFEATHER HOTDOG AND LEAFPOOL BUN!!

I read 'When Starclan gets bored' a while ago, it was pretty funny!
Ho! I'm sure it tastes like lies and betrayal!

Sorry I was trying to be clever please don't hurt me ;-;

[MockSun]

I'll bring some Bluestar pies! Sure, they turn out a bit bland in the end, but you can almost taste how good it could've been. Makes it worth trying one or two.

Also, I have to agree with you guys that the roleplaying and fanfiction are better than the books themselves. I stopped reading after PoT, but I never really left the fandom.

[Woogwoo Wren]

Yeah, I like the idea, not so much the plot.
I'll have some Cinderheart sandwhiches, they are almost the same as Cinderpelt sandwhiches.