Let's Read: Warrior Cats Series

[sweet tooth]

WOOP WOOP
*gives out firestar gummies* Everytime you get mad at Firestar, chew on him! They taste good because, just like in the books, these gummies are Gary sues!

So what you're saying is that Firestar is an everlasting gummy?

Mostly. Chew them for eight years.
These Greystripe ones are a bit bland but neverending c:

[Mr. Cloudwhisker]

Or some Cinderheart cookies. The main ingredient is unrealistic. ;D

[sweet tooth]

Jayfeather on-a-stick. Quite sour.

[Mr. Cloudwhisker]

Try some Rainflower Ring Pops. They are very bitter.

[hqmary]

How about some Tigerstar gum?
The very taste makes you shiver... *Ominous laughter*
Just chew on it for eight years, after a week it loses its flavor.

[Dawn.]

Have some Mashed Poppyfrost, topped with I can't believe it's not Berrynose Margarine! Both having rather strange relationships~

[Arcaii]

You guys are killing it with these false foods. Good work, keep it up.

Jayfeather on-a-stick, oh my god

[Dawn.]

You guys are killing it with these false foods. Good work, keep it up.

Jayfeather on-a-stick, oh my god

I think at this point it killed us all..

I was thinking about Hawkfrosted Flakes, because he's GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRATE.

[Silxe]

Or some dovewing-dings.
These are covered in so much magical sauce that there is no meat to this character!

[Dawn.]

Or some dovewing-dings.
These are covered in so much magical sauce that there is no meat to this character!

Dovewing is Chickenwing. Case closed~