Let's Read: Warrior Cats Series

[hqmary]

I've never read Starkit's prophecy, but is it something like this?
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Kdzx_QNtEE2POgHE5jCEzqcgmsvgy50mQ7w87x0tUjg/edit?pli=1
My gosh that fanfic is funny. Just, no. It's soooo bad, it's hilarious.

Name: Moonstar
Description: A fluffy silver tortishell tabby(Don't ask) with a golden star marking on her nose, and a lightning bolt that glows in the dark running down her spine. Her fur is always immaculate, and she is the prettiest cat ever. Her paws are light blue, and she has purple runes that appear all over her whenever she learns an important lesson that give her the powers of the universe for 5 hours.
Gender: female
Rank: Leader and Med. Cat
History: As soon as she was borned, a lighting strike killed off all her family at once, and caught the entire forest on fire, and it turned out the lighting actually came from the clouds above an exploding volcano, and the volcano rained fire and ash and deadly gasses and an earthquake was going on at the same time, but little Moonkit ran away and survived without a scratch on her, and survived on her own for years and found the Moonpool, and Starclan gave her infinate lives, and then she restored all four clans single-pawedly, and brought back Skyclan too, and now she is every clans Medicine cat and leader, and there's a prophecy that she will save the WHOLE ENTIRE EARTH some day.
Relations: Firestar, Tigerstar, Scourge, Leapordstar, Tallstar, Lionblaze, the Stoneteller
Personality: She can be really angry and sassy but layed back at the same time, and she's always nice to everyone but punishes bad cats fairly, and everyone loves her. All the toms want to be her mate, but she doesn't want a mate, but she has a secret relationship going on with every tom in all five clans.
Strengths: She can hunt, fight, patrol, and swim better than everyone else, loves kits, and not a single cat with an illness has ever died under her care.
Weaknesses: Wazzat?
My entry for the Mary Sue contest.

[Silxe]

Yeah, Do you guys find that wierd? How whenever a cat loses all his loved ones, instead of emotionlly scarring him, or giving him a fear he is unable to overcome, he becomes the best cat in the clan?
I call it: "Batman Syndrome"
When the loss of your family turns you into the best person/cat ever.

Do you guys want to mention other warriors/mary sue character cliches?

[sweet tooth]

I WANT
TO READ
BAD FICS
THAT AINT TROLLS
I WANT THE SUESSSS
GIMMMIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!111!!!!oneoneONEOne

Yeah, Do you guys find that wierd? How whenever a cat loses all his loved ones, instead of emotionlly scarring him, or giving him a fear he is unable to overcome, he becomes the best cat in the clan?
I call it: "Batman Syndrome"
When the loss of your family turns you into the best person/cat ever.

Do you guys want to mention other warriors/mary sue character cliches?

BATMAN SYNDROME YES
Jayfeather thinks hes all that...dont think its suey but GAWD
In fact I think I hate Leafpool's kits altogether, with a bit of not-hate towards Hollyleaf.

[. étoile]

User~ NatsumiMori
Name~ Feathermist
Gender~ She cat
Rank~ Warrior
Rank Wanted~
Age~ 25 moons
Mate~ None, but wanted
Crush~
Kits~
Looks~ A beautiful silver tabby.
Other~ Feathermist is a calm, laid-back cat. She loves to help with anything. Outstanding hunting skills, yet average fighting skills. Even though she has those average fighting skills, she's no damsel in distress. She's clever. Really kind. Yet she has a sad past. Her parents died protecting the clan when she was just a kit. Her sister died of greencough while carrying kits. Despite this, she always looks on the bright side of things.
I literally copy and pasted this from Dreamclan. Now let's react to it!
I found a post that I did that said: She pointed towards the forest with her graceful tail.
-shakes head-
And this was my first warriors character on CS.
Such disappointment.
Since when were tails graceful?
What was I thinking back then?

[MockSun]

Warrior Cat Cliches #2:

Being re-named for falling into depression after losing a loved one. Sometimes known as Brokenheart Syndrome, as the re-name is almost always Brokenheart.

[Silxe]

I once found a cat named Deathnote.
I'm serious. It was a real character. And you thought Brokenheart was bad.
What is this I don't even.

[detective who.]

Username~CharcoalCharizard
Cat Name~Coalpaw
Gender~Tom
Rank~Apprentice
Rank Wanted~Warrior
Warrior Name(Optional)~Coalheart
Crush/Mate~None
Looks(Can be Pic)~http://www.flickr.com/photos/danleyc/5092975929/, scar over right eye, missing half of tail and left hind leg
History(Optional)~Was attacked by a wild dog, now afraid of all dogs. Found by Clan at 7 moons soon after the attack. Has very little memories of before.
Personality(Optional)~Usually rather cheerful, somewhat quiet, keeps to himself, but watch out when he gets angry.
Kin(Leave Blank if None)~Unknown--he believes they are alive, but he doesn't know where they are.
Other~

I'm pretty sure this guy was my first Warriors OC. I don't think he's too bad; at least, not as terrible as some.

[Vit11]

Dude, there is this character names Shallowgrave, what does that even freakin mean?!

And Coalpatch, how do cats even know what coals are?

And Rosethorn.... Come on people, really.


NEW CONTEST, FIND THE WORSE WARRIOR CAT NAME YOU CAN FIND, CURRENTLY, ITS DEATHNOTE AND/OR BROKENEHEART

[. étoile]

I saw a fanfiction called Starstar's Destiny.
Starstar.
Great Starclan why?

[MockSun]

I once found a cat named Deathnote.
I'm serious. It was a real character. And you thought Brokenheart was bad.
What is this I don't even.

... What. I'm not even sure how to react to this. Was the reference accidental and they were just trying to sound artsy? Because that's the only explanation I can think up.