Write a Letter You Cannot Send (Read the Rules!)

[sirène]

Dear alarm clock,
Is this some game to you alarm?
You have to wake me up at the time I say, not whenever you please.
Yet today I set it for 5:30 am and you decide to go off at 8:15 am?
This isn't the first time either.
I wish you were a real living thing so I could slap you.
-Kaoru

[dogbrain]

dear crush,
Oh, here I am again.
Sitting and thinking.
Your friends seem to like the idea of you and I being together. Hehe. It's good to feel like I may be of some worth to you, I mean... ithout you, I am a waste of human cells. It seems we're getting along, you and I - I am still writtin' TT, even though I have completely redone it. _ and Wolfie are still in it, main characters. Heh.
I paw you.
- Wolfie

[default]

dear mom,
hi yes would it be okay if you didn't supervise me on every single conversation I have with my father.
sincerely, your daughter

dear j,
hey there. how are you? okay, cool. you see, i'm just here to let you know that we're perfect together and you should really initiate more conversations with me and check me out less, tyvm. also I really think you should make more internet related jokes since I find them hilarious,
love, me

[Medusa72]

Dear writing inspiration,
Please come quickly. I need you. I miss you.
Love, Me

[Kazin]

dear mom,
I understand that I am not your favorite, prettiest daughter. But please, stop praising the other daughter while I sit in the same car practically feeling my self esteem drop a few notches. Look, I know you judge me for being slightly overweight, I know you judge me because I can be a bit weird, but I am who I am. Nothing will change that, except things you say do effect how I talk to new people. I already go around thinking that no one will like me and they'll all judge me. And I am still trying to realize that this isn't true, and that some people really do care about me. But you make it hard, and you never stand up for me, not even when someone else is putting me down and making me feel bad, you don't care to step in until someone else says something. Because you don't notice me, I know that it's true. But I try my best to be who I want to be, not who you want me to be like. I don't want to be my sister, I can't be my sister, and I never will be.
Sincerely,
your witty, quiet, shy, sensitive other daughter.
PS- You have a third daughter too. I know she matters, but still not as much as our older sister and we can tell. Not to mention your oldest child, your son, he certainly notices your nepotism and that is why he wanted to leave the house when he was so young.

[sirène]

Dear parents,
I'm really glad you guys are my parents. I couldn't wish for better parents, you guys are so accepting and you don't treat me like a child. You let me have my freedom yet you guys set enough rules so I don't make some dumb decision. I enjoy that I can just hang out with you guys and talk to you guys like friends instead of parents. I hear from people that they don't like their parents, and I ask them if they could change anything in their life. The majority can come up with answers right off the top of their head. Me, on the other hand, you guys asked me that question, I was speechless, and I couldn't think of any words to say. I found that my life is very good. I'm in a place I want to be, I have a roof over my head and food on my table. What more could I ask for? I don't want a fancy house, or $1000 in my pockets. I feel like people these days are never satisfied. Once then get what they want they find something else to want. I meet very little people who actually appreciate their lives and learn to be thankful that they aren't in poverty or something terrible like that. Why do people constantly pick out the negative, but then ignore the positive? If people started trying to pay attention to the positive, things would be better. So I want to thank you guys for setting that example, to live life with no regrets and to appreciate the life you live, because wasting your time wishing for better things isn't going to make you happier.
Love, Kaoru

[northern downpour ;;]

Dear you,

*furiously learns how to flirt to beat you*
Also, you're so cute when you blush ;u;

Add on:
No I'm serious stop being cute
Had you told me that I would start to develop a crush on you two years ago, I would've laughed in your face.

~ Snow

[styx;]

Dear Mom,

I hate how you worry about me too much. I don't want you to worry about me. Sorry for yelling at you... I just get irritated easily because there are times when I want to be alone, but you keep coming into my room and nagging about a lot of things. I'm bisexual, but I really don't want to tell you since you asked me once which didn't sound supporting. Dad says you're weak. I don't believe him. Anyways I care about you a lot and thanks for being my mom.


Dear person I like,

Why do you like being mean? You aren't the person who brings others down verbally which is good, but you're basically mean to your friends. I felt like tearing up a little the other day because I didn't think I'd have a chance. I was going to be nice by sharing some cookies I bought but then you were a bit of a jerk and yea. You also make every conversation hard. I say something then you start saying things like "why do you wonder", "I don't care", etc. You can be nice. I wonder why I even like you. Every time I say that I don't I still do. My friend said that she'll throw a rock at you or something if you reject me in a cold way. Anyways can you just understand the signs and if you don't like me then don't be a jerk about it.

P.S. Being friends with you is good enough.

[satyrn.]

dear dad
listen,i know you want me to clean my room because its messy but you can clearly see im in the middle of something right now.
I am watching a god dang movie ok,i dont come and pause your movie and tell you to go tidy up the living room that you practically live in just like i 'live in' my room according to you.
SO DONT DO IT TO ME
from uk

[apollo.]

Dear person,
I'm not sad or upset. When you compulsively ask me what's wrong it's just annoying. There's nothing wrong I'm just not super happy and bubbly all the time, geez. Sometimes I'm tired, sometimes there's nothing wrong. And I guess that's fine and all even if it's annoying I know you're just trying to watch out for me. but you spaz out and sit on me until I tell you what's wrong when there's nothing freaking wrong is just stupid and childish. Seriously how old are you? it's really uncomfortable when you do that and whenever you come over to my house you don't think, or respect any rules or boundaries, no we cannot trash my house or scream outside or go through my brothers stuff, or prank call random people from the phone book. If I suggested half of this stuff to you at your house you would scream at me and pull my hair, why is it any different at my house? Just because your control freak mom isn't around to yell at you for everything you do doesn't mean that you get to do whatever you want. I need to tell you this in real life but I've yelled at you so many times I'm starting to feel bad. Every time we make up you do something stupid like this and make me mad at you again. I may be "no fun" but I don't want to get into trouble, excuse me. I don't like doing stupid stuff for no reason whatsoever except "it's fun" I respect others privacy unlike you. Stop it.
With annoyance, your friend