1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[Nightsent]

3086
Find a stick of some sort and put a bucket on your head. Run around screaming, "LUKE! I AM YOUR FATHER!!!!"

[oraoblivionis]

3087


Eat the donuts and then throw frozen pizzas at the manager demanding more food

[Nightsent]

3088
Take a poster off the wall and walk around screaming, "I AM COMMITTING ART THEFT!!!"

[abxy]

3089
Punch a basket then eat a poster, then finish it off by regurgitating it into someone's mouth.

[oraoblivionis]

3090



Grab a pizza and throw it at a kid then grab his drink and thriw it at his mother

[Kyireana]

Open EVERY DVD case in the 5$ bin and scatter them about in the store for a scavenger hunt.

[flamin go]

carry all your shopping items in your jacket and fall over and say sorry sorry im so sorry sorry

[Sage_da_cat]

3093

Walk up to a random person and say I know your secret and if they ask "what" you sing the "Ra Ra Cleopatra" song

Me and my friend did this at school all day today

[happythepug]

Take a barney item and go up to the cash register and sing the barney theme song. And then run away and as you run yell BARNEY!!!!

[asinglefeather]

3094-
Whenever the announcements come on the intercom, writhe around on the ground and yell "THE VOICE FROM ABOVE IS SPEAKING TO MEEEEE!"