Excuses 101 (Not what you think it is!)

[Rabid_Jaguar]

Ooh! Cool!
Username: Rabid_Jaguar
Mod expirence?: Yes
If so, where: I was a mod for a thread called The Egg Hunt! until it was closed down by the owner because they ran out of pets to gift. I don't have the link to it, but my job was to PM the owner when someone spammed or forgot the codeword.
I am also currently a mod for Glass Foxes.
Handle these situations:

HEY! WATERMELON! YOU LOST MY EXCUSE!

Please be more polite when reporting this to the owner. Quote your post so that they can see it again.

(Firefox, Google Chrome, Internet Explorer, ect) isn't working! D:

This is not the place to discuss this. Try searching for the problem online or asking someone you know in real life for help.

Lol I like cats :3

Please do not spam.

I'm totally in love with {username}

Please do not spam (although by all means continue to spread the love <3)

[ikaroony]

Ooh! Cool!
Username: Rabid_Jaguar
Mod expirence?: Yes
If so, where: I was a mod for a thread called The Egg Hunt! until it was closed down by the owner because they ran out of pets to gift. I don't have the link to it, but my job was to PM the owner when someone spammed or forgot the codeword.
I am also currently a mod for Glass Foxes.
Handle these situations:

HEY! WATERMELON! YOU LOST MY EXCUSE!

Please be more polite when reporting this to the owner. Quote your post so that they can see it again.

(Firefox, Google Chrome, Internet Explorer, ect) isn't working! D:

This is not the place to discuss this. Try searching for the problem online or asking someone you know in real life for help.

Lol I like cats :3

Please do not spam.

I'm totally in love with {username}

Please do not spam (although by all means continue to spread the love <3)

Accepted!

[Sicarian14]

Not paying attention to someone - Sorry I couldn't hear you, I don't have my glasses on.

[Rabid_Jaguar]

I've got one:

Teacher: "Why didn't you do your homework?"

You: "Because Communism."

Let them puzzle THAT one out.

[yohomeycoolcat]

Oh... I'm sorry... I didn't "see" that email.

[Rabid_Jaguar]

Bump!