Things That Amuse You (New rules, please read!)

[Kittehhcat]

Me : *wonders what to do*
a little later.
*searches up pines*
*sees pinecest in the suggestions*

*thinks a minute*

*click*
*Stares*
whoa..

[default]

the difference is astounding

[satyrn.]

Hahaha,Im becoming more active on my deviantart because im starting to not care if people hate my ugly art drawing because if im proud of it then i am
And i think i failed shading
but hey,first time for everything right?

[wifi]

biLL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
-chants- BILL BILL BILL BILL

[satyrn.]

x
"Are you bready to toast"
Are you bready.
Are you bready
Are you bready

"Im all about that bush,bout that bush no hedges"
I AM BREAD.WHY DO YOU MAKE JACK PUN.SO PUNNY AND SO BAD XD

[Dylan Klebold]

concert videos

omg

to add you can hear my voice over the tenors

i s2g it's funny as heckle

i'm cacKLING

[HorseJess]

the difference is astounding

But this though.

[jésus]

I dumped a lot of sugar in my Spaghetti.

It doesn't taste good anymore

[apollo.]

I went shopping with some friends the other day, and one friend tried on this dress with a pencil skirt. So she tried it on, and then tried to take it off but the zipper was stuck. So the other friend is ripping at the zipper trying to get it unstuck as I run frantically around looking for a pencil/ bursting into random laughing fits (because graphite makes zippers run smoothly.) Eventually they got it unstuck, and she goes back into the dressing room to change. She launches into a full fledged rant abut how she's never trying on a pencil skirt again right as a sales person walks in to straightens the things up. The sales person just glared at the door and muttered under her breath "fashionista" before leaving us alone in there.
omg I was laughing so hard when she left. It might not sound funny but it was hilarious seeing everyone's expressions in real life.

I told my French teacher I ate dinner at her aunts house today XD my French is actually pretty good I don't know why I said that lol

[REPCONN]

i have to write a paper that's either 600 words or two full pages. it's due tomorrow.
i wrote 14 words, and that's just the titles of the sections. that was 2 hours ago.
:'D procrastination ftw.
i'm also thoroughly convinced there's a ghost living in my house, because when i'm alone downstairs i hear it messing with the switches on the electronics and opening doors that should be closed. and then my ipad's been playing random music and crashing and restarting and opening random apps i never clicked on. i blame the ghost for breaking my headphones, the troller.
aaaaaand finally, this. lol they can't even keep a straight face.