Excuses 101 (Not what you think it is!)

[ikaroony]

Hello, and welcome to Excuses 101! This is a little thread where we share "excuses" to get out of things.
For example: Home movies. "Oh, I'm sorry, but I really have to go!" and rush to the bathroom.
Post your items below, and you will be on the list!
List:
#. Excuse-Category (Submitted By)
1. "Sorry, I have to go!"-Movies (corrupted dreamer)
2."Oh geez, my dog just uhm, I meant my ugh, waffle, well my dog, uhm, ate a waffle, and uhhhhh." Throw a fish at them to distract and... RUN!!-Shopping (ｒａｉｎｓｔｏｒｍｓ)
3.Burst into tears-All (jubilee.)
4.Sing a song at the top of your lungs and just walk out of the room. Before you go say... "Why did you eat the grape?"-All (ｒａｉｎｓｔｏｒｍｓ)
5."Errr... I LEFT MY CLOTHES IN THE MICROWAVE AND THEY ARE ON FIRE SEE YA LATER!"-Phone call (kawaiicay2002)
6.Sorry I couldn't hear you, I don't have my glasses on.-Not paying attention (Sicarian14)
7.Because Communism-Homework (Rabid_Jaguar)
8.Sorry, I didn't see it-EMail (yohomeycoolcat)

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Last updated: 2/8/15

[Byrdee ★]

Going Shopping- "Oh geez, my dog just uhm, I meant my ugh, waffle, well my dog, uhm, ate a waffle, and uhhhhh." Throw a fish at them to distract and... RUN!!

[jubilee.]

Burst into tears. Works like a charm.

[omgitsbecky]

Going Shopping- "Oh geez, my dog just uhm, I meant my ugh, waffle, well my dog, uhm, ate a waffle, and uhhhhh." Throw a fish at them to distract and... RUN!!

That is probably the BEST excuse ever! My excuse is usually "erhm.... BARREL!!" and run like you are being chased by Satan himself xD (it was based of of PewDiePie lol)

[ikaroony]

Added above^^
^.^
Bump.

[Byrdee ★]

Anything- Sing a song at the top of your lungs and just walk out of the room. Before you go say... "Why did you eat the grape?"

[omgitsbecky]

Added above^^
^.^
Bump.

What does "added" and "bump" mean on this website? (Sorry... I'm kind of new lol)

[oiseau]

during a phone call- Errr... I LEFT MY CLOTHES IN THE MICROWAVE AND THEY ARE ON FIRE SEE YA LATER

[ikaroony]

Added
^_^

Added above^^
^.^
Bump.

What does "added" and "bump" mean on this website? (Sorry... I'm kind of new lol)

Added means that I added the above excuses to the list.
Bump means that the topic is now at the top of the "list."
If you need more help, try the Adopt A Newbie thread.

[omgitsbecky]

Added
^_^

Added above^^
^.^
Bump.

What does "added" and "bump" mean on this website? (Sorry... I'm kind of new lol)

Added means that I added the above excuses to the list.
Bump means that the topic is now at the top of the "list."
If you need more help, try the Adopt A Newbie thread.

Oh, ok I get it now, thanks!