Let's Read: Warrior Cats Series

[sweet tooth]

I really don't like Starclan, especially the dead kits parts where "wisdom" shines in their eyes. Really? So, once a cat dies, he/she knows everything about the secrets of the universe? Whut?

*Schoolbell rings*
Bluestar: Alright guys in your seats
Snowkit:Ugh I hate school at least im deaf
Mosskit:Teacher what are we learning
Bluestar:Nothing much just about the universe
Blossomkit:Awww again!
Adderkit:Hey it could be worse
Nightkit:HOW
Mistkit:Well we could be learning about twoleg's religon
Larchkit:Thats true its much harder
Parchkit:GUYS CAN YOU SHUT UP
Bluestar:Class please be quiet. Ok so we cats are the rulers of the universe
Mintkit:I thought you said Twolegs were!
Bluestar:Mintkit! No bursting out in class!
Mintkit: ughhh *raises tail*
Bluestar:Yes Mintkit?
Mintkit:Aren't twolegs the rulers
Bluestar:Its "isn't" not aren't
Mintkit:I GIVE UP
Marigoldkit:*whispering to eaglekit and minnowkit* omg I heard snowkit and nightkit made out
eaglekit:ew no way
minnowkit:its true they made out in the dirtplace
Morningkit:*sigh* I'll never fit in
Tadpole:HOW DID I END UP HERE

[explosive mind]

Haha XD
I especially love Tadpole's bit.

[SklarmaDakflam]

Obviously they don't know the secrets of the universe, though.

"What does this prophecy mean"
"Oh Jaykit, Lionkit, and Hollykit are The Three!"
"Lol no Hollykit isn't, who is it? Ivykit or Dovekit? Oh, it's Dovekit!"
"Oh, we must divide Starclan and the actual clans"
"Will Starclan and the actual clans survive? I dunno! Do you know? Nope!"
"OOPS, that didn't work out, sorry bros we messed you up. Thanks for saving OUR butts, even though WE'RE supposed to be watching over YOU guys."

They can't even AGREE with each other. Yellowfang says to do this, Spottedleaf says not to, the rest of Starclan agrees with Yellowfang, Spottedleaf turns out to be right, "OOPS sorry clans we almost destroyed you all with our feud!"

[Wolvine]

[sshurgs] its been millennia since i last picked up a warriors book, especially one of the first ones, but i seem to remember liking nightstar and thinking he was one of the more sensible leaders?? idk if that was a good assumption or not lmao i mean i also liked ashfur (i still kinda do, but again, what he could have been rather than what he was)

[equin0x]

"The memory of the gentle tortoiseshell medicine cat tugged at Fireheart's heart."

Am I the only one annoyed by this line? It's driving me crazy XD There are loads of other words Erin could've used to describe his sadness.

[hqmary]

Well, she's called Spottedcreep for a reason. Seriously, is there a tom who didn't flirt with her? Graystripe referred to her as "pretty" and "young" Tigerclaw called her "My dear Spottedleaf" and that's not mentioning how many times Fireheart uses the phrase "her sweet scent".

[Wolvine]

^ real. you'd think she was a pokemon or st with the amount of sweet scent she was secreting. the hunters sure do love their stock cliches though

[SklarmaDakflam]

She was a MEDICINE CAT, for pete's sake. NOBODY would be allowed to have a relationship with her, yet she is one of the most desirable characters. Though the whole "No-mates-and-no-kits rule for medicine cats has basically become a friendly suggestion in the series *cough* Yellowfang, Leafpool,and Jayfeather (to some extent with Half Moon in his previous life, though he DOES choose his clan over her and nothing happens) *cough* . Seriously, does NOBODY follow the rules? And it didn't end when she DIED and became a Starclan cat (AKA creepy cat ghost). No, it got WORSE!

[Rain_]

Spottedcreep (Spottedleaf) actually could have become a good character if Erin kept her alive.
I actually thought of something for her if she was still alive- Firepaw/Fireheart could still love her but she wouldn't love him because of the code and he being younger than her. Then she could break his heart by saying she's a medicine cat and can't become mates with him :3 Boom, happy ending.
But now that I think about that, has ANY cat taught him the warrior code?
Bluestar (Erin) would rather turn a cat into a warrior who is not familiar to a scent of clans, (except Shadowclan) who was younger than Dustpaw and Sandpaw, and doesn't even know the warrior code that much?
My gawd..

[sweet tooth]

Spottedcreep (Spottedleaf) actually could have become a good character if Erin kept her alive.
I actually thought of something for her if she was still alive- Firepaw/Fireheart could still love her but she wouldn't love him because of the code and he being younger than her. Then she could break his heart by saying she's a medicine cat and can't become mates with him :3 Boom, happy ending.
But now that I think about that, has ANY cat taught him the warrior code?
Bluestar (Erin) would rather turn a cat into a warrior who is not familiar to a scent of clans, (except Shadowclan) who was younger than Dustpaw and Sandpaw, and doesn't even know the warrior code that much?
My gawd..

Oh my god I would like Creepyleaf alot better