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►Hey, everybody! This is TheGamerDork! I'm getting ready for the big week long meet up now, as most of you probably know. Hoping to see some of you guys there! Anyways, I'll talk to you guys later. GD out!◄
☑-Name-☑Jordan Hallard, at your service!
☑-Channel Name-☑My Youtubs (yes, that is what I call it) channel is known simply as TheGamerDork, because it's what I am. A dork.
☑-Gender-☑That's kind of a silly question. A dude, obviously.
☑-Age-☑I'm nineteen. Yeah, a bit young for a youtube of my somewhat popularity, but hey, look at Kid President, right?
☑-Sexuality-☑I am biiiiiiisexual~ I do lean towards girls mostly, though, but that doesn't mean I can't think a guy's cute.
☑-Number of Subs-☑Wait, let me check... Just a sec... Gotta click outta some stuff... Okay, here we go! I have... 763,492 subscribers. Not all that impressive, but hey, I'm getting more everyday!
☑-Types of Videos-☑Well, let's see. I do tend to do a variety, but my basic overall range of videos includes mostly gaming videos, vlogs, and some covers. Basically, I post gaming videos and vlogs with the very occasional cover.
☑-Relationships-☑I have a little brother named - and no, I'm not kidding - Lucy. He's a real sweetheart, seriously. Just seven years old. I also have my dad and stepmom as well. Oh, and our dog Scruffy! I know, I know. But Scruffy is so cute! That's it, though, so nothing romantic. Sorry to disappoint. I've had few girlfriends and even a boyfriend or two over the years, but no one special at the moment. Sorry folks.
☑-Personality-☑Another silly question, huh? You've kinda got a feel for it by now, haven't you? Well, anyways, I guess that I'm a pretty friendly and outgoing person. I also never shut up, just to warn you. People say I just have a very open heart, mind, and mouth. It's a good thing, but it also means I talk a lot. I tend to be very goofy, and I'm quite passionate about the things I do. Go big or go home, right? I always put my full into it, and that's why a lot of people say they like me. I'm also very honest, but only to the point where I feel I can get away with it without hurting somebody's feelings. I hate to upset people, it just isn't in my nature. I'm also very modest, too modest some would say, when it comes to myself and my own achievements. I'm just not one for thppbeing the center of attention, surprisingly enough. I know, shocking, right? Oh yeah, another thing, I'm very sarcastic at times. Also, don't tick me off. I'm a very patient and friendly person, but when I reach my breaking point I kinda just boil over, so watch out for that, yeah?
☑-History-☑Well, I was born just outside of London on June 22nd, 1997. My parents had been trying to have a baby for a long time before I came along, so they were thrilled when they finally had me. At the time they still lived in a small apartment in Cambridge, and so that was where I was brought to and raised for a good part of my life.
Then when I was about eight years old, my parents finally bought a house out in the countryside. I loved that house, and still do. It's small, with three bedrooms, a kitchen, toilet, parlor, dining room, mud room, and a beautiful garden. The garden was my favorite. I spent hours playing there each day as a child. My summer afternoons were filled with dreams and games as I ran throughout that garden, laughing and smiling as if the world were nothing but pure joy to me. It was amazing.
I was ten when my little brother Lucy was born. At first, I hated him. He cried a lot, often waking me in the middle of the night, and he stunk really badly. He even threw up on me once. Gross. I hated him so much, I actually tried to convince my parents to give him up for adoption. They refused, of course, but now I'm sorta glad they did. Lucy has become one of the best things in my life, and I absolutely adore him, so I'm rather glad now that they hadn't faken my suggestion.
Anyways, life continued on as normal until I was about thirteen. That was when my parents got divorced. It had been long in coming, I'll admit, and although I was very upset and angry about it, I wasn't really all that surprised. My mother remarried two years later, and now our stepdad has been with us for the last two years. He's pretty cool, so I don't mind so much anymore, and my dad has an apartment in London now, so it gives me a good excuse to go into the city. So I guess in the end it all worked out.
☑-Youtube History-☑Youtubs and I go waaaaaay back. I've had my account for nine years now, since I was ten if you can't do the math, and at first all I did was watch videos. I never posted any of my own. I think I was twelve(?) when I first posted a video to Youtube, and let me just say that it has been erased, never to be seen again. God, it was awful.
Anyways, I think I was about fifteen when I started to really take the whole youtubing thing seriously. I saw all these great people becoming so big and famous for what hey do: having fun. Obviously, I wanted to do it too. So... I bought myself a nice camera, good recording software and microphones, and all the gaming supplies I could possibly need/want. It took forever to get together all the money, but man was it worth it. I started to post gaming videos on a new channel I had created, TheGamerDork, and soon people started to subscribe to me. It was slow at first, but I was having fun with it, so I didn't really care. Over time, I slowly got more and more subscribers and started to also post regular vlogs along with the occasional cover. Now, 2 years, 476 videos, and 763,492 subscribers later, here I am. Yay~
☑-Other-☑I have... a British accent! I swear, at least half of my subscribers are teenage, American girls. Seriously, you Americans are so strange sometimes. You just obsess over the accent for some reason. I really don't get it.
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►The following are some of my more famous quotes from popular videos I have posted. Warning, some (most) probably don't make any sense. You have been warned!◄
"I am... very uncool."
"Finally! Another dork! I am no longer alone! *dramatic crying*"
"Oh my god, the zebra is wearing a scarf. So fabulous."
"GEESE! Oh my god, there are geese! GEESE!"
"Nobody asked you, fabulous donkey man."
"Who the fudge ate my cookie dough ice cream?! I swear, I'm gonna kill a fluffer!"
"I feel... very alone... right now..."
"What does this mean?" '@' "Like seriously, is it just a fancy a, or...?"
"BOOM! Haha! Headshot!"
"Ah, I killed him! I killed him! I killed hi- Oh wait, no, he's alive. He just killed me."
"Sometimes... when I'm all alone... I sing Taylor Swift. Like just walking through the kitchen, 'I don't know about you! But I'm feeling twenty-two!' Like, in a horrible, horrible voice too. Some songs you just have to sing in a horrible voice or it won't be fun. Like, the one that goes, 'I've had the time of my life, and I've never felt this way before! I swear, this is true! And I owe it all to you!' That one is sooooo fun to sing badly."
"If someone is just so lost in life that they have to steal my rug, I shall give it to them."
"Save the orphans, Johnny. Save the orphans."
"No! Why?! Why did you kill the flower, sarge?! Why'd you kill her?!"
"I have no life... and neither do you because you're watching this."
"I'm sorry, only losers watch my channel. You're all losers for watching me. Losers."
"DAAA!" . . . "DAAAA!" . . . "DADADADAAAADAAAA!" . . . "*sigh* What am I doing with my life...?"►Alright, and that's all! Hope you all had fun reading my little thingy here. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go sit in the corner and eat this grilled cheese. Thank you. Catch yall later! Bye~!◄
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