Things That Amuse You (New rules, please read!)

[Dylan Klebold]

my science class is so funny

also I'm on CS on my laptop

and the teacher doesn't notice woo

[Kajaru]

My bf's new background is godlike

http://i.imgur.com/QROgVYm.png

[Apo vas Normandy]

My father makes me wonder a lot...
When I ask if I can get rats or more gerbils, or whatever, he says no.
But when he says he wants some more fish and shrimps for the aquarium, and I tell him a nano aquarium would only cost like 99€, he's like "You have your own money."
Well then, I heard that.
This means I probably will soon be the owner of a nice nano aquarium...

[peachy keen-]

my older sister was sitting at a table, working on her puzzle, and all of the sudden, she looks down and has this really confused look on her face.
me: "what?"
her: "i think that there's a dumpling on the floor."
turns out it was a rock.

there's no one like you, em jay.
no one.

[Curlew]

The fact that I have no Big hero 6 merchandise at all

[Kajaru]

WAT? XD

[Saosin]

NICER
I'm just... I can't stop watching, this is absolutely amazing

[ruberiot]

I wish to know what stores carry this phone case

[default]

jeans, sunglasses, a t-shirt and flipflops

[tapestry]

Me: I'm going to do catering for your funeral
Friend: nO
Friend: DO NOT
Me: The guests are going to love it
Friend: wHy?? ?
Friend: You're going to kill everyone at my funeral
Me: Nah it's not that bad
Friend: I s2g you will probably serve like raw vegetables and burnt cake or something claiming they're "al dente" or "well cooked"

Last time I cooked her something she was less than pleased. = v =;;
To tell the truth, I can cook really well, but I get nervous under pressure when someone else is in the kitchen (not my brother) and mess up a lot.