This is not a diary... It's a Piña Colada!

[hamgehamge]

ERHMAGAD!!!

Today something inexplicable happened! Something profound happened! Basically something that wouldn't normally happen happened!

I got a visit from a schools student ambassador!

She looked like that, except with a lot more money floating arround her. Like several truck loads of it. She seemed nice but she gave a really boring speech about why people our age (she's the same age as me, 13) have to go to school. Up until this point I had been fine with my homeschooling, but when she started to speak about schooling and that stuff I instantly wanted to go there! Weird, as I'd never had any interest before.
The conversation went like this;

If you accept now, you get acces to instant level three popular! - ???
Sounds. So. Amazing! Wait a second, what did you say your name was again? - Me
The Frantabulicious Franolous Fran of course! .__. - Fran
Righto. So what where you saying about the school? - Me
I was saying that if you accept the schools generous offer, you get a level three popular rank! You have to dress the part of course, and pay the entering fee of 25,000 - Fran
Wut-!? - Me
That sounds super! Where do I sign! -
Mum

So now, basically, I have to go to some school I've never seen before the day before I have my make over! One day of this then I'm off!

I've got to go now my boozer,
Ashley
xxx

[hamgehamge]

Holy drunken alcoholics!!!

I. had. the. weeeeeeiiiiiiiiirrrrrrddddeeeessstttt. day!

Like, if you put it on a scale of weirdness it would look like a three year old had started to colour out of the lines, only upwards. For all of infinity.

Anyways... today was the day I started school.

SQUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Ashley? Is something wrong? I heard you squeal? - Mum
Everything's fine Mum. .____. - Me
Ok, I was just checking sweetie! - Mum
.___________. - Me

Any way, back to my life story...

As I flew towards the school, (Yes I can fly!), I bumped into a dog who was flying slowly just above the ground. He looked like this:


Oh. My. Pina Colada I'm sorry! - Me

Hey, its no biggie. Are you by any chance going to the new school around here. The one with the ridiculously high entrance fee? - ???
Why, yes, how did you know? - Me
My name's Shane by the way. I knew because you had wings and you are flying. The school only accepts students with unnatural talents. - Shane
Oh, well then. I guess I will see you around! *Flies off* - Me
*Waves paw* See you around*

I felt weird after that encounter, strange, like someone was watching me. It was probably nothing...

When I got to the school, it was completely crowded! Dogs everywhere the eye could see! One of them came bounding right up to me:


Hia! My names Lean! Strange right?! I know I get it a lot. You're Ashley. I'm psychic. Thats how I got into this school! Now we now each other lets be BFFL! OK?! I know you're gonna say yes! - Lean
0.0 Wow... Ok!?!? - Me

Ok my Pina Colada, I know what you would be thinking if you could because your just a refreshing beverage, but if you where, I know you would be thinking:
"Oh, that must be the strange bit! Nothing could be weirder?!?!"

WELL, YOU'RE WRONG!

As me and Lean skipped in, Shane literally ran in front of me and TRIPPED ME UP!

What the Pina Colada was that for?!?! - Me
Oops, I didn't see you there let me help you up- -Shane
As Shane reached over, it looked like he was going to do that thing where someone pulls you up and kisses you, but fortunately, my boyfriend got in the way.
Oh, did I forget to mention I have a BF? I'm sorry my boozer, I do that a lot. Here is my handsome chappie:

His name is San Snake, but I just call him San. He. is. MINE.

Hey, what are you doing with my girl friend!?!? - San
Oh god. I'm sorry, that was inappropriate of me, I must be going now. Bye! *speeds off* - Shane
That was weeiird - Me
You don't say. Who is your friend? She looks cool. - San
Yeah, she is, she is a pyscic. So she can read your mind. - Me
I left San blushing and Lean laughing maniacally. They had already been put into their groups, and I was still to be sorted. I was pretty confident on the popular thing, so I fluttered into the main hall, and walked up to the sorting wolf.

It was Fran!

Hi Fran! - Me

She said hi and she told me I was the only level 3 popular besides her. Cool, I thought. The only thing was I had to help her sort the other students. It went something like this.

Popular
Outcast
Emo
JOCK
NERD
Outcast
Popular
Outcast
Outcast
Nerd
Emo
JOCK

Oh yeah, Shane got put in Jocks.

That's all the notable stuff for today. I will see you soon my delicious beverage!
Ashley
xxx

[hamgehamge]

Hello! Have. I got some weird stuff to write in you?!

Today went alright, aside from one small hitch or two...

I was lying on my bed thinking about what had happened between me and Shane the other day, which was strange in itself, but there was one thing that was bothering me. His golden eyes had changed colour when he did the whole sequence of weirdness. They had changed from gold to pink! It gets weirder... they where the same shade as Frans! I remembered what he, Shane, had said about how the school only accepted dogs with strange powers, so if that was an effect of hypnosis-

*Door bell*

I flung myself downstairs and opened the door.

Heeeeey! It's time for your makeover! - Fran
My. Wut-?! Its today!? - Me
Yeup! *Pushes me out of door* Lets go! - Fran

We got into the cab and sat in silence. Then she started talking. I can't remember what it was about, but I think it was important to my investigation about Shane. His name was dropped several times and so was San's.

When we finally arrived at the salon/boutique, we where shoved in chairs and fussed over. I think I feel asleep, because I can't remember anything else, part from the finished result.

I am having doubts about my new look, but Fran seemed to love it, so I guess its okay. I'm not gonna keep you in suspense about what I look like now, I'm to tired! Here's the new and (improved?) me:


As I said I'm having doubts.

OMG! You look amazing! All the jocks are gonna want you! - Fran

That is a direct quote from Fran. So I guess I'm alright. I just hope the jocks don't want me, I'm worried San would flip out and do a demon thing. That's his power by the way. He can summon demons and nightmares. It all comes from this little vial around his neck:

Anyway, where was I... Oh yes! Discussing fashion opinions with an inanimate object! So, I am thinking of changing the coat for a dress or hoodie, perhaps? I'm curious too see what that would look like. Anyhow, I've got Lean round at the mom-

HAY! IS THIS A DIARY?
No! It's a Pina Colada!
ARE YOU SURE?!?!?
Yeeeessss! I'm sure, Lean! Why are you writing in caps anyway!?
I'm stuck in caps lock! Or not anymore! WAIT STUCK AGAIN!
Ugh. *Face Paws*

Yeah.

I'm pretty sure you can tell I just got my Pina Colada written in by Lean.
*Note to self: Never let Lean write in here-
LOL! HI!
*Collapses*

That's pretty much my social life in a nutsh-

Is this a diary?
Not you too! *Collapses Again*

So it looks like everyone is writing in my diary. Yay me! Go life! <------ Sarcasm.

Anyway, I have got to go to dinner now.
Ta ta my little alcoholic!

Ashely
xxx

[hamgehamge]

Dear Piña Colada,

Today I had to sort three newbies into their groups. Why, you may ask? Why does Fran not do it? Well, she was sick. Violently sick. One of the more simple jocks had tried to impress her with his "cooking skills". I'm sure I don't need to say an more.

Bleh. 2 sic 2 cm in 2day. U need 2 sort the newbies.

So, yeah, I had to sort some crazy kids. Well three.

Here is the first one:


Hi! My name is Lizzie! I. Love. Fandoms! And jocks... dat snake one tho... - Liz
*Raises eyebrow* Wut you saying 'bout my boyfriend!? - Me
I was just saying he's hot, like all of the jocks! You're so lucky to have him! - Liz
Why thank you! I can't decide if you go into nerds or outcasts, because of the fandoms. So you can be a go between! You can do activities related to both groups. Next! - Me
Thank you *Cartwheels off* - Liz

This was the next girl:

Hello - Me
Hia, my name is Jayfeather - Jayfeather
*Eyes glaze over* Ooh, pretty name! *Eyes become clear* Please don't use your power on me, it's giving me a headache.
Wait, how did you know I was using my power. I'll stop anyway. - Jayfeather
I can tell if someone else other than me is using my mind! I like your sense of style. Very gothic french. Populars! - Me
Thank you! *Floats off*

There was only one dog left:

Hello! What is your name! - Me
Hi, my name is Bloom! I'm a sportswoman! I love all kinds of sport! And I love hanging out with my mates! Being social is one of my strongest points! - Bloom
Well, you sure come off strongly! You're to sporty to be in populars, so I'm gonna make an exception and put you with the social and sportiest group. The Jocks! *Flings arms dramatically* Don't worry, it isn't a an all boy group, plenty of other sports nuts in there as well. - Me
Did you just call me a nut?!? - Bloom
Yes! No! Maybe so! In the best way possible! Nuts are a good thing! Cute husky by the way! - Me
Um, ok... *Flies off* - Bloom

So, um, yeah... That was basically my day in a nutshell.

Well it's dinner time now! I got a squid ink spaghetti to eat!
EEEEWWWWWWW!
Lean, I didn't invite you to write in here psychically! Get out of my book! Stop possessing the pages! I'll set one of San's demons on you!
You'll do what with my demons?
*Face Paws* Ugh! Both of you, out! I've got got dinner waiting!

So yeah, bye!
Ashley
Lean!
San!
Ugh!
xxx

[hamgehamge]

Holy Mother of Piña Coladas! I have had a badass day! Well not bad, but sick but not sick, just amazing! You get what I mean right? I met these two dogs in town today, when I was with Fran. They seemed to be in sync with everything. It was a little creepy... but still cool!




In news style, from left to right: Isobel and Alice.

They look ordinary, right?
WRONG!
They where super weird, in a good way.

I shall use new colours, because I'm writing:

Daarrling, you simply cannot wear that! - Isobel
I know that, Daaarrrling! I'm not an idiot! - Alice
Says you, Daaaarrrrling! - Isobel

*Walks up* What are you two chatting about? - Me

Her sense of fashion, Daarrling! - Isobel
My sense of fashion is fiiiinnee Daaarrrling! - Alice

*Collapses into fits of laughter* - All of us

*Wipes aways tears of laughter* What was the darling biz about? - Me
It's just the nickname we have for each other. We just call anyone that now. - Isobel
Yes, although what we where chatting about was the state of ma clothes. Apparently they don't match. - Alice
Pshh, it's fine! My clothes though, all green black and white! - Me

*In Sync* You're absolutely fabulous Daaaaarrrrrrling! - Isobel & Alice

Sadly, I've got to go now. *Pulls sad face* Here's my number if you want it! *Hands over numbers* Bye! - Me

I got some texts from them later:

Hi!
Hello!
Wuu2?
Nuthin' much...

That's how it went with that one:

Hi!Hi!Hi!
Hello!
Wuu2?
Nothin' much...

I could swear they are the same person...

Anyhow, todays main focus is: Valentines Day!
I know what your thinking Pina Colada:
"Valentines Day sucks! You never get a date and I'm a complete loner who just eats ice cream the whole time!"
Well fear not! Today, this valentines day, I have a date!

*Gasp!*

You didn't forget did you!? It's San you dummy!

Apparently there is going to be a dance at my school, so we have to wear fancy formal wear.

Meep

But, it can be any kind of dress!

Not so meep!

I was window shopping (If that's what it's called on the internet!) and I saw this super cute dress:



I know it's a brides dress, if not that then this one:



It's cute, pretty and green (ma main colour!). I'm sure it goes with my lab coat.

And for San, it was tied between these three:

1)



2)

<----- Groom suit!

3)



That was pretty much it for today. I'm gonna try to find a picture of the flyer... Wait here's one:

V A L E N T I N E S D A Y
Is a time to share love and friendship all around!

Show your heart by coming to our dance!
Bring date or a friend, it doesn't matter along as you've got someone!
It's being held in the sports hall at 9:00pm, Saturday 14th February.
Entrance fee of: £3.00
Be there!

By Fran the Franolus

That's it for today Pina Colada!

Ashley
xxx

[hamgehamge]

Dear Piña Colada, I bet you forgot what today was.

That's right I know you like the back of my paw...

Well incase of emergency, I prepared a little thing for you,

"TODAY WAS VALENTINE'S DAY!
AND FOR ONCE I WASN'T A COMLPETE AND UTTER SADDO! GET IN THEIR!"
*AIR GUITARS AROUND ROOM AND FALLS OVER* - Moi

So, there you have it!

The worst best day in existence, aside from Pancake Day, of course.

Now I bet you're dying to see what Me and San looked like, aren't you? Well of course you are!

First, there's me:


Then here's San:


As you can kind of tell, we are going to the dance dressed as an angel and a demon! I dunno why, but it's pretty cool that he's got wings now! We bought them at this place in town called; Wingz Galore.
{A/N: Blueberry reference! X3}

Anyway, at the dance, there was a new student, who Fran was trying to sort while yelling over the music.
Here's her picture, she looks pretty cool:

-TELL ME WHAT GROUP I'M IN ALREADY! - ???
I THINK I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN- - Fran
FORGET IT, I'M GOING TO OUCASTS, BYE! - ???
WAIT, WHATS YOUR NAME?!?! - Fran
TIENA TOXICTRIA! - Tiena
*Walks over*
COOL NAME! I'M ASHLEY, AND THAT'S FRAN! WHY DID YOU WANT TO BE IN OUTCASTS! YOU WOULD HAVE MADE A GOOD EMO IN THE BEST POSSIBLE SENSE! - Me
WHAT IS THE BEST POSSIBLE SENSE?! - Tiena
AS A COMPLIMENT! - Me
OH OK, BY THE WAY WE CAN stop shouting now, the musics been turned down! - Tiena
Right, my throat hurts! - Me
So, what rank are you? - Tiena
I'm a popular! Why do you ask? - Me
Huh, you seem pretty decent for a popular. - Tiena
Ok, I'll take that as a compliment... - Me

Suddenly and inexplicably, this dawg walked up:

Heyyy, what's up? - ???
Hey Artist, what are you doing here? I thought you went to another school? - San
Well, I was... but that was before my powers kicked in! Watch this...*Summons blue flames in paw* - Artist
Oohhh, pretty... - EvErYoNe
*Cuts off blue flames*Well well, who have we got here!? *Points at Me and Tiena* - Artist
*Walks in front of me*That would be my girlfriend, thank you very much! And this other one is... - San
*Face paws* Tiena you deafo! Are you serious! You were standing about a meter away from us! - Tiena
Oohhh, feisty! I like you! See you guys around, I'ma be with my people, the jocks! *Walks away*- Artist
*Sighs* Sorry girls, Artist is a bit, scrap that, a big playah. He goes for every girl he sees! Well almost every girl. But you get the idea!
Over the course of the night, we saw tons of people we knew dancing together.
There was:

They where dancing to all the fast songs, but Shane kept stepping on Jay's foot during the slow songs! >.<
They where the only ones I could get a photo of, and it missed their tails out! X3

Artist was trying to chat up Tiena, and failing miserably.
Fran was with Liz and Bloom.
Lean and the DJ where flirting.
and Isobel and Alice where just hyper on sugar rush.

Ya know, the norm.

Then the DJ said:
"Okay guys, last song of the evening! It's a slooooow one!"

San turned around to me and said: Shall we?
*Nods* - Me
We took to the floor, and to my surprise, started to fly.

You forgot I had wings now, didn't you? - San
Yes, yes I did. - Me

We danced the rest of the two minute song away...

That was about it for the dance.

I'm about to fall asleep-

Hang on wha-

HI! I'M GONNA WATCH YOU SLEEP TONIGHT!

Righty then. No sleep for me tonight.

Ashley
xxx

Is she asleep yet?
No.
How about now...

A/N: I'm sooooo sorry this is late! >.< Hope you enjoy!

[hamgehamge]

Dear Princess Celestia, today I learnt a valuable lesson in friendship. I learnt to never forcefully take Ashley's diary {Sorry, Piña Colada} away! If you do, she will chase you round the house with a spoon, yelling "Here's Ashley" while dramatically throwing open doors. I also learnt that I am not actually Twilight Sparkle and I have the mind of a four year old!

Is she gone yet???

I thi- Oh, I have a phone call! *Picks up phone* "Hello, who is dis??"

*Heavy breathing*

"Wrong number!" *Puts phone down* Why am I writing what I'm doing in stars?

I have no clue-

*Breaks down door* "Here's Ashley!"

Phew.

I gat ma Piña Colada back!
And tied Lean and San up in the corner... I'm joking.

Sorry about that, unfortunately, your pages are stained in permanent ink. I weep silent tears for you.

*Cries really loudly*

"And I-I-I will always love YOUUU-"

Stop that gosh darned racket! - Mum
You have no soul! - Me
In case you haven't noticed, I literally have souls for hair! - Mum
Oh yeahhh... - Me
Damn right - Mum
You just got owned by yo mama! - Lean
Mmmhph - San
I thought ma chums where meant to back me up on situations like this!?
- Lean & San


Bleh.


I have no life...


~*Magical Time Skip Of Time Skipness*~

Today was interesting to say the least. For starters, I unveiled the mystery behind several dodgy events that have been going on at school.

The culprit was... MEEEEEEEEEEE! No, unfortunately it wasn't, even though I'd like to have their sick powers! Do you remember the time a few entries back, when I had ma makeover, that I was talking about how Shane had gone all weird with pink eyes? Pink eyes like this:





and don't those eyes look similar to these ones:





Do you see where I'm going? Do ya? Do ya? Huh? Well, in the case of you being a fool, which I doubt you are, it was...


FRAN kinda...


I bet you weren't as shocked as I was! What happened was super strange...


To tell the truth, she kind of had everyone at school under a mind control spell while they did alchemy for turning metals into gold, except me! Even San was under her control! He had pink eyes, I was laughing so loudly, it broke the spell. Strange though, how she suddenly went from all nice to nasty evil type. It's actually quite depressing...but not as depressing as her "reason" for doing it.


~*FLASHBACK OF FLASHINESS*~

YOU WILL DO AS I SAY! - Fran
WHY WOULD I DO THAT?! - Me
BECAUSE I HAVE MIND CONTROL! -Fran
WHICH CLEARLY ISN'T WORKING! - Me
CLEARLY! SAN, LEAN, PIN HER DOWN - Fran


*Pinned down by pink eyed chums*


This is just depressing... - Me
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH- - Fran
Was that really necessary? - Me
Yes, yes it was! It conveyed my pain quite well! - Fran
Righty then... - Me
Anyway, you talk about pain like it's fine, like it means nothing! Such lies! I have so much pain inside me that you couldn't imagine! We where besties ya know!? Then you had to go and wreck it all by having a boyfriend and being flirted with on the same night! Where as I was single and no flirts no nuthin'! Not even a wink! I just had to hang out with these two losers
*Points at Liz and Bloom*
for the whole night! They wouldn't stop talking about sports and fandoms! The only good part was when they talked about the sports the jocks where doing, but that was only like a minute long! And your clothes matched your boyfriend's and you looked beautiful! I was just wearing my normal sash dress! - Fran
You looked fine! - Me
Exactly! JUST FIIIINNNE! Well, I'm more than FINE now! I have enough gold to buy me a lover and all the best looks in the world! EVERYONE WILL LOVE ME!
*Evil laughter*
I WILL BE ADORED!
- Fran
Ya know, nobody noticed you because you where hiding in the shadows the whole time! - Me
I WAS TRYING TO HIDE MY IMPERFECT FACE FOOL! WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS WHOLE SPEECH HAS BEEN ABOUT!? - Fran
YOUR. FACE. IS. FINE! - Me
NO ITS ISN'T! NOT THAT I CARE NOW THOUGH! EVERYONE WILL THINK I'M A GODDESS! EVEN YOUR BOYFRIEND IS SO PINK-EYED HE CAN'T RECOGNISE YOU! Take a look for yourself! - Fran
*Looks at San's eyes*
NOOO BABAY! I- C-CAN-'T B-B-B- HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
*Collapses into fits of laughter so loud it breaks the spell and knocks Fran unconscious*
Ashley! Fran's gone cra-
*Looks around*
Oh, you've already dealt with it! That's ma girl!
*Sits up blearily*
WHAT! I WAS BEATEN!?!? THIS STUPID MORTAL FORM SERVES ME NO PURPOSE ANYMORE!
*Collapses as weird pink fog comes from pores* - Fran
Stop in the name of the paw! - Lean


*The fog leaves*


Damn. - Lean


FRAN! Are you sane/alright/mortal!? What are you/you doing!? - Me
*Checks pulse and gasps*
Ashley, don't get worried, but I think she's in a coma! - san
Oh...
*Passes out* - Me

~*Back to the Future*~
{No pun intended}


So, you can see I had quite a day...


I went to visit Fran in hospital, but I wasn't allowed to go in. Apparently there was something strange going on with her body hat was causing it to drastically change, so she had to be kept in an air tight, pitch black room with life support... I hope she gets better soon, I need to find out what that pink gas was...


Anyway, I received news of two super duper exciting things today!


1)
I'm now Queen Bee! In Fran's absence, the highest ranking popular has to fill her place, and that popular is me! I'm happy and sad...


2)
I found out what my power was! Don't be too surprised, I was expecting this. I already knew I could do more than fly, I just didn't know what... Well, it turns out I can grow plants on command! I know it doesn't sound like much, but it really is! I can also move plants with my mind too! I can get them to fight, dance and make Piña Coladas!


Well, that'c everything exciting that happened today and the day before the day before, so I'll be signing off now!


Ashley
xxx

{A/N: I hope you enjoyed this Piña Colada and sorry, this was meant to come out yesterday! >.< Thank you so much for reading and if you ever want to collaborate, PM me!}

[hamgehamge]

Ma baby alcohol! My one sweet beverage!

I have found tho!

After weeks of searching, I have found you... In the middle of my desk!

Psh, I know I'm lazy, but that's just who I am! Anyhoo, be prepared to be filled with information! Well, actually, barely anything has happened since I accidentally stopped 'Fran' taking over... Well I don't know if you can tell by the ellipses and inverted commas but, surprise attack, Fran isn't Fran at all!

After days of intensive care, Fran or Marie, her real name,was released! And she looked so different!



It turns out the weird pink fog was a possessor. A astral being composed out of radiated glitter, seeks to control all that is around it. So creepy. Pants wetting fear. Not that I've done that of course... What's more terrifying is that they can take a flesh and blood form with enough power... Shivers down my spine. Unfortunately, Marie isn't quite sure how she got possessed.

So it's back to square one on Lean's Epic Quest Of Epicnessssssssssssssssss

I'm serious. You should know Lean by know to not question the truth or...

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" - Quote from famous movie I have no idea what the name is.

This is such a short entry, because nothings happened. Literally nothing at all. Nothing. Nada. Zero... I think I made my point clear!

Write to you soon. Maybe I'll plan a dognapping to spice life up. Who knows?

Alright.

Ashley
xxx

A/N: Hey guys! Hope your enjoying! It's decision time, so tell me what you want to happen please. You are now free to post on this Pina Colada, although if you do want to discuss things please use The Fan Club!. Tell me below what you want or pick one of these options:
1) Ashley, Lean and San kidnap someone ^^
2) Ashley gets kidnapped
3) San gets hypnotized into hating Ashley
4) Post below!

Thanks for reading guys and we need all the support we can get!

[Snowflakette]

*Chants* Pick 2! Pick 2! Because, you know, it's an interesting topic. C: Great work with the Piña Colada so far! I love it! (In case you didn't know, I was stalking it for a long time already)

[TheFabulousHorse]

I pick 3!