Dear Noobcake by Xialburg (Updates Every Other Weekend)

[Commander Ragdoll]

Pfft. Xanri and Beauty are so smug.

I love this noobcake so much...<3

[Commander Ragdoll]

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fanart ^

[marmelium]

I just spent 4 hours reading it. I will bookmark if I remember to.

[Al the Dalek]

Wow. I actually held to my deadline promise. Yay. ON SCHEDULE, here is your newest edition of the Noobcake thing.

Dear Noobcake,

Interesting day today at school. Well, not school. Well, it was sort of school, but in a way...
I'm going to stop now before my head explodes or something.
Okay. I wake up at 5:45 in the morning. Because I enjoy being lazy. I wake up, but I don't get out of bed until 6:15. Because it's so warm. I think it is a rule that all beds hate us.
They do.
They fake their friendship with soft places to sleep but then BAM. "Oh I'm so delicously warm. It really sucks you have to get up. You don't have to. You can stay here and miss all your important things." Evil, evil creations.
I bet if I slept on spiky rocks I would get up in the morning.
...
NO. I will not.
Ever.
My beautiful bed. I love it.
Okay. So back to my ORIGINAL story type thing I was telling you. No need to get impatient, you slice of Noobcake. I can tell you're impatient. I can see it in your nonexistent eyes. So. I wake up rather early. I was all fumbling about, because for once I got up with my alarm. I got all dressed, brushed my fur and stuff, and I was just starting on my food when Greenbutt came down.
He looked rather irritated, I must say. All sleepy-fied.
"Your school called," he snapped. "You can go back to bed. It's a snow day."
I of course denied this and went outside in the snow at 6:30 in the morning.
Bad idea. I kind of messed up. So excited was I that I recalled that I had no gloves to protect my sensitive pads, or a scarf to cover my nose. And I faceplanted into a foot of snow because the step off of our porch was a little hard to find.
This was surprising indeed. One, it was cold. Two, we usually get 4 inches of snow at most.
So I went back to my bed.
My warm bed.
Maybe they are good creatures all. It was trying to tell me something with its warmth. "I am so warm! Stay here, it's cold outside and you don't have to go to school!"
Next I'll be asking it if Junior is stuck in the well.
Crazy.
I went back to sleep, and woke up around eleven in the morning to a snowball landing on my face. Somehow, Gothie had once again managed to climb his way up to my bedroom window, unlock it, and then he had the courage to do it with a big wad of snow in his paws.
I woke up at once, threw something at him, and got dressed in snow clothes.
Hey. I might be sixteen, but that doesn't mean snow isn't cool.
Beauty was being all lame. She said something about it being too cold outside.
Whatever. We're too cool for warmth!
Sorry, did I say cool? I meant cold. Very ever so cold.
Gothie and I made an igloo type thing. We could probably have fit four wolves in there. It was huge, but used only about half the snow in my yard.
Junior came out just as we were staging an epic battle around the igloo. We ended up totally destroying the north part of it. (I blame the snow shovel catapult attempt). He was so cute. He was all bundled up like a puffball. Or a cottonball. Or something. He started frolicking about, totally messing up the perfect snow Gothie and I were going to use as ammo. Lame.
It turned epic though when it became apparent that Junior was totally in the belief that he was a monstrous snow worm and he intended to eat us. He would fall down in the snow, wriggle about a bit, and then jump out. And he would say "RAH." Cutely epic, mind you.
He didn't stay outside long because small pups get cold faster.
Xanri came wandering around. She had no coat, or scarf, or gloves, but just walked along in a t-shirt and jeans. "It's going to snow really hard soon." And then she left again after dumping some snow down Gothie's back.
She's cool.
I accept her and all that. I mean, pranking Gothie is like...yeah.
Gothie just kind of stared. Because that's what he does. But he didn't have time to do anything because a really harsh wind started up and it started to snow big flakes.
Dramatic timing by Xanri. Please reread that sentence while listening to epic music. Hmm. Maybe I should listen to epic music anyway.
Gothie went home. And I went inside.
It was awesome, because this was the first snow day we have had for like...I dunno. A million years? Seventy bajillion? Some ginormous number? Unfortunately, that means going to school tomorrow is going to suck...
DANG IT.
Bed, why didn't you warn me about this?! Shame on you....

Anyway. I have to go Noobcake. To drink hot chocolate and all that because I went outside again.
Bye for reals.

[nostalgiatech]

Epic, Xanri.

[Wild Mothman]

Xanri and Gothie should be together

[FoodIsYummy]

Gothie and Xi should fight over Xanri.

[~Ktalinfadri~]

Xanri and Gothie should be together

Agreed. The two most epic characters evar, put together would be, like, whoa.

[BPeppers]

Xanri and Gothie should be together

Agreed. The two most epic characters evar, put together would be, like, whoa.

You guys have the greatest minds. xD

No need to get impatient, you slice of Noobcake. I can tell you're impatient. I can see it in your nonexistent eyes.

Hilarious! You're an artist, xD

[obsceneSymphony]

Yes! I'm surprised that all this time you've kept to your deadline. And I agree, Gothie and Xanri should get together. But not, like, together together, like unofficial intense flirting.
Do I make any sense at all?