This is not a diary... It's a Piña Colada!

[hamgehamge]

{Authors note: I know there's a lot of these floating round CS right now, but I decided to make my own one anyways! They are just to fabulous not to do one too! And begin!}

This is not a diary.... It's a Piña Colada!

Before you say anything, I know a Piña Colada is an alcoholic drink, but I'm in no way referencing that I drink, take drugs or drink drive while on high (a combination of the two). Oh, allow me to introduce myself...

Tada! The marvellous Ashley! And this isn't even my final form! No, I'm serious. I'm getting a make over in a week! Got to go now Piña Colada, bye! I promise to make my entries a heck a longer, and in chain!

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Normal-ish Entries!

This is not a diary... It's a Piña Colada!
Family Talk...
School...Waaaaaaat?!?!
A new school... And a new stalker?!?!
A Wild Makeover Appeared!
I think I might have offended someone along the way...
Valentines Wishes
Valentine's Stalkers
Don't. Even. Think. About. It.
Sorrrrrrrrrrrr!
The Heist! Part 1
The Heist! Part 2
The Heist! Part 3
The Heist! Part 4
The New Girl
All hail Panini

Crossover Entries

FNAF Crossover Entires

Easter Gone Wrong
Night 1 of Doooooom!
Night 2 of Doooooom!
Night 2 Of Doooooom! Part Twooooooooo!
Destruction
The End Is Nigh... Or is it?!

??? Crossover Entries

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Collab Entries

None yet...

Devious Ashley Entries {AKA: Troll entries or Snippets}
Non-Time Line Sorta Explanationy Thingy
What...The...Heck!?!
The 4th Wall has been broken, I repeat broken!

[hamgehamge]

Hello my beautiful beverage! It is I the great and powerful... Ashley! Nah, I'm kidding, I'm not great or powerful, but I can fly, so I suppose that counts as great?
Never mind I'm getting carried away with myself. I do that a lot you know, one moment everything is fine and the next I'll start dying because there is a spider next to me. Even one the size of a pin head. Even a particle! Even a molecule! Even an atom! Even an... And that's what I meant about getting carried away with myself! Point proven, I may as well do what I meant to do. I'm going to introduce you to my-

Ashley! Get here this instant! -???
I'm coming! -Me

Don't worry my boozer, I'll be back in a sec.

*Three minutes later*

Sweet Piña Colada I'm back!

So anyway, as I was saying, I want to introduce you to my family! Well, what I have of it...

This is my one and only family parent, Mum. Or Luicy if your on first name basis. And yes, that is how you spell her name. With an I. Funny (but mostly strange) thing about her, her hair is made of souls. I kid you not, her hair us made of souls. Still weird after years of knowing it. Kind of like how it's weird I'm partially some kind of butterfly/plant mutant thing. If her hair isn't under her hat, if floats around her head, wailing and the like. She mostly yells at it to shut up, but it doesn't listen. Ever. Continual wailing. It drives me up the wall. Causes quite the incident in a super market . The person you heard yelling earlier was her. I don't suppose you noticed the weird liquid coolness her voice has. Don't suppose you could, being a book diary Pina Colada and all.

Any way, I've got to go now. Big things to do! Places to go! People to see! Things to eat!
This is Ashley, signing off.
xxx

[Toy Dragon]

Cool is there a form?

[hamgehamge]

Cool is there a form?

Not quite yet, I only started today: Saturday 24th January 2015
If you want to post on it I've made the The Club

[starsailor]

Mark!

[hamgehamge]

Mark!

Yeuss! Sorry, it was kind of a goal of mine to have you look at it. I love your rattlesnake sooo much! I sent Ashley in as a nightmare in your rattlesnake, do you think we could get a cross over once I've got this going? It's finevif you don't want to.

[starsailor]

Mark!

Yeuss! Sorry, it was kind of a goal of mine to have you look at it. I love your rattlesnake sooo much! I sent Ashley in as a nightmare in your rattlesnake, do you think we could get a cross over once I've got this going? It's finevif you don't want to.

It's your choice. I had a few crossovers as with the Blueberry.

[hamgehamge]

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[hamgehamge]

Mark!

Yeuss! Sorry, it was kind of a goal of mine to have you look at it. I love your rattlesnake sooo much! I sent Ashley in as a nightmare in your rattlesnake, do you think we could get a cross over once I've got this going? It's finevif you don't want to.

It's your choice. I had a few crossovers as with the Blueberry.

Ok cool, thanks!

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