Blood Gulch Sucks. >> Red vs. Blue

[Sam I Am]

The female elite tripped over something as a she was running to her leader, she sat up to see the same purple solider from back at the canyon

Doc felt like he was ran over as he fell to the ground and saw the same purple and yellow alien from before "oh hey I know you well I don't know you bit I've seen you before" he says

Just to give Doc something to do

[mandalorian]

Tucker grinned. "Yes, let's." aliens came at them and a few swings was all it took for Tucker to kill them. "God, I love this thing!"

O'Malley shrieked. "Doc, be careful! That thing will kill you, you fool!"
(( Aww, O'Malley cares. ))

[LadyGalleth]

"I don't know where Tex went." Tucker replied. "The others are still fighting." At the looks of it, they where almost finished.

The leader looked at the female. Tex was wheezing in pain, the needler bullet in her side. He stood up and aimed the needler at Tex's head.

Donut

I smile as I see another alien fall. "HAH! TAKE THAT YOU BUG EYED ALIEN!" I cheer as I back away over to a rock, tripping over something. Is that a foot? "HOLY CRAP, ALIENS HAVE GOTTEN M--Oh. Hey Caboose!" I smile at him before slipping out from behind the rock to kill some more scum. "LET GO OF CHURCH YOU EVIL THINGS!!" I then turn back to Caboose. "Fun trip, huh?" I then reload and do the same thing.

(( We can just have this casual conversation behind this rock while I kill people, Unlucky, it's fine. ))

(( I have to go really soon, guys. And Simmons can interact with Doc if you want. ))

Church

I grin at Tucker. "Oh but of course." I add with a small bow, smiling as I shoot off the gun to, yet again, miss and hit a rock. "OH COME ON!!" But luckily Tucker's sword fixed my blunder. "Ah. Thank you, Tuck. Now." I hop onto his back. "RIDE ME TO VICTORY, MY NOBEL STEED!"

[mandalorian]

(( Oh noo ;; ))
Tucker yelled in surprise and stumbled around. "Jesus, you're worse then Caboose!" He yelled. "Get off me you fat f---!"

[LadyGalleth]

(( HEY! He's lost weight since the alien encounter. ))

Church

"Ah...fine!" I whine as I scramble off his back, bracing myself against the wall. "Then guess I'm stayin' here in this ship then, cause I sure as hell can't limp around." I shake my head. "Are any of them still out there? The aliens? And do you see Tex?" I ask eagerly as I peer around. "And my helmet, by any chance?"

[GBHORROR]

Caboose turned to Donut when he tripped over his foot, waving casually as if they weren't in the middle of a battle. "Hello!" he chimed in response, peering over the rock. He should probably do something. This was all for Church, after all, and best friends were supposed to do nice things for their best friends, like save them from not being killed and stuff! Speaking of that, he turned to Donut, sounding genuinely concerned. "Do you know if anyone found Church yet?" he asked, blinking up at him.

[Sam I Am]

Hahahahaha lol that's funny tucker

I don't know what to post :p

[LadyGalleth]

Donut

"I think...Tucker found...him." Gun shot, gun shot, gun shot. "Ye-ah! TAKE THAT!" I then back up to Caboose and edge him over to the side of my foot. "Excuse me." I say politely as I shoot an alien behind him. "RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!" I then turn back to Caboose after a few more shots. "Listen, Caboose. We need to talk about--" Bang, bang, bang. "Yesterday! That--" Bang bang. "That kiss we had!"

(( i have to go anyway. Please don't go far. This is epic. ))

[mandalorian]

"Uhh.." Tucker looked around. He had the best eyes, he should be able to spot her. "Oh! There she is! Why is she on the ground? Oh, god!" He suddenly began running.

(( Bye! ))

[GBHORROR]

"Oh. Well. That is good!" Caboose replied with a smile, seeming to cheer up a little, talking as casually as ever even though Donut was shooting aliens left and right as they spoke. He then blinked, processing what Donut had said, before nodding slowly. "Ooh, yeeeah, okay. Why? What are we going to talk about?" he asked obliviously, obviously seeing no problem with it what so ever.