Corrupt A Wish

[CoolComrade]

Granted, but you have to spend 9/10ths of that time playing video games with your sibling (if you have one)

I wish I had chicken (You may interpret that however you wish)

[king.]

[granted, but you can only have a leg.]



[I wish for a fire-breathing puppy]

[detective who.]

Granted, but it can't control its fire very well, so it keeps roasting your furniture and burning you.

I wish I could hang out with my friend and watch NCIS.

[king.]

[granted, but it is in a cheesy cartoon form]


[I wish there was more snow]

[CorvusSchnee]

Granted, but now it will never stop snowing. Congratulations, Snow Queen/King. You've brought eternal winter to the world.

I wish the events that took place in Gurren Lagann could take place in this world. Even if I didn't play an important role, it'd be epic to see.

[BulletRain]

Granted, but you would be blind. FOREVER

I wish I could shape-shift

[demolition lovers]

Granted, but after one shift, YIURE stucknin that form eternall

I wish exams were canceled

[Lincoln]

Granted, instead you get polls that you're graded on.

I wish I had black hair and green eyes. ^.^

[Siccah]

Granted, but it's doll hair and doll eyes that are kept in a plastic bag in your top dresser drawer

I wish I could afford an ipad mini

[Pyromaniacal]

Granted, but you can never make your hair be anything but very, very messy.
Granted, but you only have enough for one so you either spend all your money on one (and become flat broke) or not buy it and still have money.
I wish I had a sunback dog