Corrupt a Wish game V.3

[CoolComrade]

Granted, but it hates you, so it pecks your eyes out and flies away.

[marinara sauce]

no wish...

I wish I could have a pomeranian. ♣

[jackalope.]

Granted, but it pees everywhere >:3

~SPOILERS FOR THE WARRIORS SERIES IF YOU HAVEN'T READ/FINISHED IT DO NOT READ THIS WISH DO THE SECOND ONE!~
1)I wish Ferncloud didn't die :'(

2) I wish that I could draw on the computer (I can only draw in the traditional way)

[bewitched.]

1) Granted; but your other favorite characters die
2) granted, but your computer breaks and you wont be able to fix it

I wish that I could move to England

[River Song]

Granted,and let me just say that there is an... accident, involving a nuke. And boom. Bye bye England.

I wish I could go and resee Black Veil Brides.

[Patches.]

Granted. But the concert moves to Africa.

I wish I gould buy all the Warriors books.

[heartsong]

Granted but now you have No money for a year.

I wish I could sleep

[xxstormxx]

Granted, now your in a coma and can never wake again

Wish I could have mind control

[BrainOnSka]

Granted, but you can only use it for evil..

I wish I could make more paper airplanes!

[20lait1]

Granted, but you find out that your paper airplanes can only fly for a second before they fall to the ground.

I wish I never forgot anything.