Jessica the wizard

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hey guys. this is where i will be posting all the chapters of my original story, jessica the wizard.
please don't post here! >:( any reviews and comments must be messaged to me and I will adress them if possible in future chapters :)
I will be making a ao3 account and maybe post there so this is probabley temporary

chatper list:
chapter one: (u are here)
chapter 2: viewtopic.php?f=57&t=2547686&p=80749066#p80749066
chapter 4 viewtopic.php?f=57&t=2547686&p=80749213#p80749213
chapter five: viewtopic.php?f=57&t=2547686&p=80749310#p80749310
chapter five: viewtopic.php?f=57&t=2547686&p=80749411#p80749411
chapter six: viewtopic.php?f=57&t=2547686&p=80749526#p80749526
seven: viewtopic.php?f=57&t=2547686&p=80759346#p80759346
chpater 9: viewtopic.php?f=57&t=2547686&p=80781987#p80781987

okay here we go.



chapter one the rise of the wizard:

this is the story of jessica; the wizard destinies to defeat the great evil plaugeing the planet.
jessca was abandoned by her parents at a very young age and that has stunted her emotional growth but she is still more mature then kids her age.
jessica is 12.
jessica has long brown hair, which she brushes and shimmers every day.
Today. I woke up.
sun was shinning thru the windows. in my bedroom, today was a day of school for me, i woke up, i got dressed, i ate breakfast cereal, fed cats, and left to go to the bus.
the bus driver was a old man with many pimples and he shouted at me because everyone hates me because im differnt :(
i think it because i had/has/have strange powers and accidently gave my teacher the plauge and he was in the hospital?
jessica sat down in a seat and kids screamed and thru milk on her.
by the time she got to school she had milk in her hair and was chewing gum that a kid shovled in her mouth.
"hee hee look at the gummy girl!!!" mean katy jiggled with spite.
I do not like katythrine aka mean katy.
(AN:i'm looking at you if your reading this katy!!! >:(
I just sat down and drew anime because I aspire to be a famous mangaka when im a adult. i wil have my own anime and everything so watch out katy!
julia leaned over and asked me if that was anime and i said yes.
julia's POV:
i looked at jessicas's drawing. it was anime but since i'm an UNCULUTRED AMERICAN IDIOT I THOUGHT IT WAS STUPID.
back to jessica.
I was offended that julia thought my anime sucked.
julia then left the classroom to go to the bathroom outside and a MAN BURST THROUGH THE CLASS DOOR.
IT WAS A MAN WITH A LONG WISPY BEARD AND HE SAID JESSIACA COME WITH ME YOU ARE THE WIZARD WHO WILL SAVE US ALL.
I was excused from class and went with him to wizardschool
~~~~end of chapitor one~~~~~~~~~~

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chapter two: scalene allyway.
together me and the wizard man who's name was snap (NOT SNAPE!!!) went to scalene allway which was acessed using secret fireplace and bought my things
I got a owl which was crossbred with a griffon and the other boring stuff.
then snap said. "jessica you need to buy a wand!!!"
so jessica pulled out 50 bucks from her pocket because she makes money selling cats and she secretly is rich and both of them went to olivesticks wands-shop.
so this dude tried out many wands for me but the best one with black darkroot tree, 20 inches and has a core of werewolf hair.
"o m g jessica! you use same wand as the shadow!"

snap got me robes but used my money and took me back home and gave me a subway tickets!
I went to bed.
the next morning I woke up. rady for a new day at wizardschool

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chapter thr33; wizarding school of witchcraft and warts.
I woke up ready to start a new day!
ready!
I got dressed. packing bags, run downstairs and mercy killed my cats and grab my famillier.
we ran to the train staton and just caught the tran!
I gave him my ticket and found seat and sit next to another girl.
WHO WAS KATY
omg your a wizard too? I say/
katy snobbled like a snob "ya. i am! your just a peasent mudblood tho"
oh yeah?" I say. I use my want and turned her into karkat vantas!
karkat scream and swear at me and jumped out the train window and i saw him running away because into the forest.
toot toot! the train stopped and made a whistle sound.
we got of the train and we ran into wizard school exited but we were stopped by a mean hairy mean. "are you jessica" he said I said yes and he stared at me angrililly.
what is his damege.
i trampled into school with the other students and we were stopped by some teachers, including snap and mean hairy.
:we have to sort you" snap say and I was sorted into the werewolfbane! home of the people who are brave and sneaky!.
I got to a dorm and unpacked my stuff killed my dorm mate because i dont want to shar a room.
jessica fell aslep. today was a lung day.

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the morning was bustlng with energy. everyone was awake and i was herded into the main hell for breakfast.
i sat down and there was karkrit sitting next to me!
"ew I hagte you katy! even if you are a kawaii hot boy now with good hair that smells good"
karkat sigh and then say "YOU SEND KATY INTO VOID AND TRANPORT ME INTO HER SEAT!"
and jessica said "oooh i understatdn now so your a wzard two?"
"ya" said krakat.
"okay" I say
karkr picked up a crab that was on his shulde and gave it a littl pet. i think it was his familler.
i petted my famillier two.
SUDDENLY FLYING HORSES JUMPED INTO THE HALL WITH THE MAIL AND DROPPED IT ON PEOPLE!
they left.
I got my mail! it was from snap saying "karkart and you can come for tea today i live in the teachers office near floor 7" and me and karkrabt said okay and sent a letter back using my grifon owl cat rat toad hybrid! famillier!.
kakt was dispointed becuse his familer was a usless crab that goes "snip snip"
SUDDENLY ERIDAN APPEARED AND KILLED FEIFARI!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CLIFFHANGRE

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5:
krkrat was very upset and he run away and cry and kynaya came and saw eirdan is hafl so the porblem was solved!!!
I did not need to intervene
okay so i foudn karka in a clost and said "lets go vist snap!" and he said okay and we wnet.
snap was playing mrc on the radio when we cam ein it was the black parad and we all liked that song so me and karkrit slow danced to mcr while snap made tea.
we drunked tea and talked to snap! it was fun!
then snap said kiddos it's time for your frist magic lesson go to the school.
so we leave
jessica and karkat (he's a human in this sotry!!!! remembe rthat XD) went to schoolroom and they were teaching lumus.
we did it it took karkat a few tries but we lit up wands and i was amazingcool!
so then there was other charms like wignardum levsoia and expelrimus and expertum patronus and stupid :/ boring dumb spells i wanna learn dark magic!
then it was bedtme i went to my dorm got n my pajama go to slep and karkat and me shred a bunk bed so i got to seep on top and he got th eboring bottom half lol.

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gamzi suddnely burst though dor!
tarvo is dead! he mourned and honked with sadness and despar and me and karkat rush to see tavors

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chapter 6
we runned tot he hospital room where we saw tavros corsep on a table (and he was naked lol) wtih a huge chest wound!
who done this? karkat cries
I say. i smell of VRISKA
me and karkat track down vriska and I say "did you kill tarvo" and viska say "yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeessssssss!!!!!!!!" and we drag vriskis outside and I said "any last words" and vrisle said "888888888888888888888888888 tarvo desreved 8 die!!!!!!!!!" then I decaptitated her with karkat's broken tooth that feel out while we ran to the hospital and vriskler was dead.
everyone rejoice and gamzee was happy he could avenge his dear torvro.
the custodion cleaned up vriska and me and karkat made out because avengeing loved ones is so romantic.
then tresi saw karkat kissing me and ran away and died.

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chapter 7
the next day i woke up and jessica ran down to eat breajfast,
karkat was already there with gamzi and eridan lol and was eating with them.
i sat down too an ate some toast and bacon and eggs and it was good then i drunk oragne juice and said "k lets leave g to classes" and the othr guys said "okay jessica" and folowed me.
i hifived nepeta in the halway and we went to DESFENDS AGAINST THE DARK ARTS CLASS
snap was the teacher in the class and said "hi jessca today we learn about illegal curses today i will practice on feifaeri because she is a horribl person who is mean to eridan" and everyone said "yay!"
snap then killed feffri using an evil curse and davesprit was like "yay she deadis" and skatebroaded out of the room.
eridan and karkart and kanaya and nepeta and harry potter and dumbledore cheer!
everyone happy the evil witch of life was dead!
if she wa snot killed she woul dhave joned foruces with the condension and destroed earth!
me and karkat then practeiced doing curses on bugs and it was fun!
then sudnly
A WEREWOLFHOUND JUMO THROUGH WINDOW!
EVERYONE SCREAM!
EVEN FEFAERI!

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(lol! get my joke, the werewolfhound was so scary that even dead fefri scream XD)
chapter 9.

oh no! the shadoe! snap screamed and the werewolfhound turned into.........ROSS LANLONDE.
"rosse lalaone is the shadow?" jessica yelped and everyone said yes!
rose picked up her pet gcat "blhoewnoqffndpwieirnpq" ross said because she sound like a horror terror because she is in permanently grimdark mode! ross sat down and snap say welcome to class. wow! the evil shadow is a student, jessica did not know this. and was intrigued. we finissed denfese against the dark arts class and i folowed rose and her girlfriend kanyay to the great hall for lunch.
kanaya was eating dead bodies and blood that rose kille dbecause she is a vampire and rose was eating normla lunch like everyone else.
I watched as betty and vronica from archie comics killed eachother boredly and sipped some blood from kanya's glass. it tasted weird!!!
rose petted jcat what was her pet and talked in the languige of the horroteors to kynaya.
i think rose is super cool!