This is a log (dog diary thing)

[catcher.]

Hey guys! I should really explain what is going on, it's confusing me, and it's probably confusing all you readers to if I have any
So basically, I found out Maine is part of a group called KK9( (KatsandK9s) and due to the fact he and I are together, I had to join the organization as well. K.I.L.L is some weird group that tells a lot of lies to confuzzle peoples brains.
Now about school
Yesterday, two mean girls with a lot of power joined our school and took over. Now instead of Populars, Jocks, Emos, Nerds, and Outcasts it has become just Populars (very very few kids, most were kicked out) Emos, and Slaves.
Sense the list of populars is now VERY VERY tiny I'll post them here


Summer


Violet


Lieselotte, she joined the day I missed school (when I was getting doggynapped) apparentally, she was a popular and stayed cause Summer was like. "OMG YOU'RE AS CUTE AS A BUG <3"
Heeheehee pun, cause she looks like a bee sorta, and Summer said cute as a bug... Nevermind

And that's it...
BACK TO MAH DAY

*Walking down the halways like a boss with Maine, Cupcake, and Sam* ~Me
"HIDE ME!" ~???


This cat just dived behind the four of us.


"What?" ~Cupcake
"Shhh she's coming!" ~???

Then Violet came running from where the cat had came from

"Have any of you punks seen a cat with a orange hoodie?" ~Violet


"Nope." ~Maine
*Glares at us before stalking off.* ~Violet
*Looks at the cat, who was lying on the ground behind us and holds out paw to help them up.* ~Me
"Thanks" *Grabs paw and pulls herself up* ~???
"Your paw is really warm..." ~Me
And now I realize how creepy that may sound >.< As I'm writing it...
"Uh yeah... I'm Pyro." ~Pyro
"Awesome, I'm Brie, that's Maine, Sam, and Cupcake. welcome to our school that is slowly becoming a nightmare." ~Me
"Was it always this bad?" ~Pyro
"Nope." *Looks up dramatically* "There used to be a time when school was enjoyable, many many months ago." ~Me
"Really?" ~Pyro
"No it always sucked, but it wasn't always as horrible as this." ~Me
"Yep, she's one of the older students, she was here before Zoey took over. So was Sam." ~Maine
"Yup." ~Sam
"But... Summer is the one rules the school with Violet." ~Pyro
"Ohhh right you musta joined today! Yeah no before that there was this girl Zoey, bad, but not THIS bad! Two days or so ago Summer took over." ~Sam
That gave me a idea
"Uh... Brie, what's that look on your face?" ~Maine
"Psh what look?" ~Me
Must keep my idea a secret >:D Even from you, who knows who's reading this log!
"Anyways... Nice to meet you Pyro." ~Maine

I KNOW it's boring but I needed to get a entry posted >.< Anywhos, so yeah

[SeriouslySpooki]

Name ~Pearl
Gender ~ Female, obviously.
Personality ~ born leader, very strong, only talks when she has a reason too, follows orders ver well.
Rank (Newbie, Beginner, etc.) - expert; very skilled fighter, fencing master (sword fighting)
Other stuff? - she only opens up to certain people, and she is very careful and silent. When she was little, she was abandoned by her parents, and pirates found and raised her. She left her pirate life for KK9, a promising job she is skilled at. She loves training new recruits. More of a strong silent type, doesn't really smile or laugh. Although she is an expert, she is the same age as Brie.

[catcher.]

Yeah haven't talked to you in awhile, the only stuff that happened was Summer and Violet bossing us around and training, lemme let you know how that went.


*Pops in through window* "Hey." ~Holly
"Can I go there without being knocked out?" ~Me
"We've decided to just blindfold you, cover your ears, and tie your hands and feet together." ~Holly
"Fun...." ~Me
So yeah... I was tied up and thrown into a car, fun!

Here is a sneak peak, short I know

[catcher.]

On the way there
note I am still tied up and blindfolded because APPARENTLY I'm not trustworthy enough yet >.>
"I'm BOOOOORED!" ~Me
"Shut up." ~Holly
"Nevah!" ~Me
"Shut up." ~Holly
'NO! FALALALALALALALALALALA-" ~Me
*Puts duct tape on my mouth* ~Holly
Well I couldn't see so I just assumed Holly was the one that did it cuz I couldn't hear anyone else. However if you lick the ductape it'll get rid of the stickyness and it'll fall off.
"Hahaha! I SHALL NOT BE SILENCEOWWWW!" ~Me
Why'd I say ow? She shot me with a tranquilizer >:C At least, that's what it felt and sounded like.
"I told you to shut up." ~Holly
"I hate you." *Falls asleep* ~Me

when I woke up I was in a chair, probably in KK9

"Uuhhhhhgggg." ~Me
"Get up." ~Holly
"But the chair is cozy." ~Me
"I have a ice bucket." ~Holly
"Yeah sure you do-AHKDJKGKS COLD!" ~Me
"Time for training." ~Holly
"Hey my phone's alright! One sec I gotta play some motivational music." ~Me
>.< "Teens" ~Holly
"DUN! DUN DUN DUN! DUN DUN DUN! DUN DUN DUUUUN! DUN! DUN DUN DUN!" ~Me
"Stop that." ~Holly
"RISING UP! BACK ON THE STREET!" ~Me
"Seriously?" ~Holly
"TOOK MY TIME! TOOK MY CHANCES! WENT THE DISTANCE AND NOW I'M BACK ON MY FEET! JUST A MAN, AND HIS WILL TO SURVIIIIIVE!" ~Me
"Cut it out we have to go to training." ~Holly
"So many times, it happens too fast, you change your passion for gloooryy." ~Me
*Sighs* "At least you're not shouting anymore." ~Holly
"Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past, you must fight to keep them ALIIIIIIIIVE! IT'S THE EYE OF THE TIGER! IT'S THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT, RISING UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF OUR RIVAL!" ~Me
"And we're back to screaming, come on lets go." ~Holly
"Nononono just five more seconds, a good part is coming." ~Me
*Sighs* ~Holly
"And he's watching us all in the EYYYYYYEEEEE of the tiger!" ~Me
*Drags me away* ~Holly
"Alright alright I'm done." ~Me

SHE MADE ME RUN LAPS OUTSIDE >:C IT WAS FREEZING! Being wet from the ice/water bucket did NOT help!

I've gotta go to softball practice but here you go guys :3 another short entry

[catcher.]

IGNORE THE FACT THE DAYS DO NOT MATCH UP WITH REAL LIFE DATES *Smacks keyboard* okay sorry about the caps :3 here ya go

Okay I should really give you details about what we did yesterday (it's currently saturday morning) at KK9
First we stretched quickly
Then I ran laps in the freezing morning air outside
Then we worked out in the gym
Then we did fight training (I don't think that's the official name)

ALL before school ended
How am I getting away with skipping classes O_o

Working out in the gym



*Mentally singing Eye of the Tiger* ~Me
*Goes on and on about what we're doing* ~Holly
*Pretending to listen* ~Me
"Alright so you'll probably need fifteen pound dumbbells for starting and if that's too easy or too hard let me know." ~Holly
"Wait what?" ~Me
*Sighs* "You see what they're doing?" ~Holly


Charmer


Anna


Calicocoa

"Exercising?" ~Me
*Sighs and introduces them to me real quick* "Copy them, I'm out of here." *Leaves* ~Holly
*Grabs dumbells and begins copying the workout thing they're doing* ~Me
*Glances over at me* "So you're the newbie everyone's talking about?" ~Anna
"I'm famous?" ~Me
"Sort of, Maine is well known, and news involving high ranking members spreads fast." ~Calicocoa
"How many Masters are there anyways?" ~Me
"Hrrmm, roughly 8% of dedicated members make it to that rank before dissapearing." ~Charmer
"... Disappearing?" ~Me
"What?" ~Charmer
"What's this about "Dissapearing"? ~Me
"I heard nothing about disappearing. *Leans over to Anna and loudly whispers* "They were right, she is crazy" ~Calicocoa
*Snickers* ~Anna
"Yeah I said roughly 8% of dedicated members make it to that rank, that's it." ~Charmer
*Stares suspiciously* "Alright... " ~Me
"Anyways *Puts dumbbells back (so did the others and I)* So yeah, you can copy us, but use lighter weights and take a break when you need to." ~Anna
"Psh like I'll need a break, I'll do exactly what you do, same weight and shtuff, everything."~ Me
"Alright." ~Anna

Four minuets later

*Heavy breathing* "How do you guys do this?" *Sits down on bench* ~Me
"Told you she wouldn't last five minuets, pay up." ~Calicocoa
*Grumbles and hands chocolate over." ~Anna and Charmer
"You guys betted on how long I'd last?" ~Me
*Takes chocolate* "Yep." ~Calicocoa
"..." ~Me
"What?" ~Calicocoa
>.< ~Me
*Eats chocolate* ~Calicocoa
"So you guys randomly carry around chocolate?" ~Me
"It's the currency here." ~Anna
"Really?" ~Me
"No we just like chocolate." :3 ~Anna
"Who doesn't like chocolate?" ~Charmer
"I dont." ~Me
*Stares at me like I'm from mars* ~All of them
"I'm kidding, I love chocolate." :3 ~Me

They seemed pretty cool :3

Fight training
Holly was back

"Brie, this is Pearl, Pearl, Brie." ~Holly
*Waves slightly* ~Pearl
"Pearl will be helping me train you. We'll start with self defense, and you'll be against Heroara." ~Holly


"Hello." *pokes* ~Heroara
"Wait wait wait, this Kats and K9s." ~Me
"Obviously." ~Holly
"And she's a chicken." ~Me
"You got something wrong with chickens. hmm? HMMM?" ~Heroara
"Nononono! Just noticed that you're a chicken, and the name is, uh..." *Trails off* ~Me
"I proved worthy of joining KK9 just like every other creature here." ~Heroara
"Good job, so uh, what rank are you?" ~Me
"Only a beginner, but some day I'm going to be the best." ~Heroara
"I wanna be, the very best, that no one ever was." ~Me
*Stares* ~Everyone in that room
"Sorry I break out in song a lot." ~Me
*Watch beeps* "Uhh, I've got important business to be attending, so you'll have to train newbie without me." ~Holly
*Nods before turning to us* "We just have to wait for Earth and we'll start." ~Pearl
*Flies into the room* "Hey, oh you must be Brie." ~Earth?


"News of a new member spreads fast?" ~Me
"Yeah gossip spreads REALLY fast around here, so be careful. I'd keep better track of this to." ~Earth
"What's this?" ~Me
*Hands me my log* "This, don't worry I didn't read it." ~Earth
"Thank you." ~Me
"Don't let Quiz find it." ~Earth
"Quiz?" ~Me
"Introductions have been done I see, now what we're doing." ~Pearl

Self defense training was boring so I wont bother to write about it also you don't want to admit you got owned by a chicken Pip? Your powers are back? Yeah but I can't misuse them Okay....

So yeah, thats what happened YESTERDAY
NOW HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED TODAY
wait its eleven AM, nothings happened....
Oh my phone is ringing, it's Maine


"Hey what's up?" ~Me
"Hey, uh, have you looked outside in the past five minuets?" ~Maine
"No why?" ~Me
"You really should." ~Maine
*Opens blinds* "AHHH THE BLINDING LIGHT!" *Blinks* "OH MY CHEESE IT'S SNOWING!" ~Me
"SHUT UP BRIE YOU'RE DISTURBING MY NAP!" ~Josh (my brother if you forgot)
"YOU SHUT UP!" ~Me
"Er, sorry?" ~Maine
"What??? OH I was shouting at my brother not you." ~Me
"I see, well, want to do something later?"~Maine
"Sure, it'd be nice to take my mind off of insane school and KK9, not that it's bad, but I'm still sore from training yesterday..." ~Me
"You'll get used to it." ~Maine
"Hopefully, see you later." ~Me
"See you later, happy early birthday." ~Maine
"Thanks you too, wait..." ~Me
*Laughs* ~Maine

OHHH I should of told you awhile ago
It's my birthday tomorrow!
I'm so forgetful
Anyways gotta go, catch you later!

[catcher.]

Hey log
Maine and I decided to go to the park to celebrate the fact it was snowing. Apparently we are technically kids, so we decided it'd be fun to play in the snow before we were considered "responsible and too mature" to play in the snow.
Here is what happened :3


"Hey Brie, hey Pip, cute sweater" ~Maine


"Hai." :3 ~Pip
"Thank you." *Hugs* "How come I didn't see you at KK9 yesterday?" ~Me
"I don't go there on Fridays." ~Maine
"That would make sense to why you weren't there." ~Me
*Laughs* "Yeah." ~Maine
"Anyways lets go to the park, I'm getting cold just standing still." ~Me
"Alright." ~Maine
"Pip can you whip up some hot cocoa?" ~Me
"With what?" ~Pip
"Your powers, duuuhh." ~Me
"I can't misuse them.' ~Pip
"Yes, but it's cold and hot cocoa is warm." ~Me
'FINE! Here's your cocoa." *Two to go cups of hot cocoa magically appear* ~Pip
"Thank you." ~Me
"You have your powers back?" ~Maine
"Yup." ~Pip

So yeah, we arrived at the park, had a snowball fight, and made a snowman before returning to our homes.
Catch you tomorrow

[catcher.]

Yes I'm in my jim jams
I was woken up by Pip, who decided to open the blinds and slap my face. Your welcome! IT WAS SIX AM! What happened to sleeping in on the weekends? Psh what evs

"Gaah! *Realizes the time and whispers loudly* Pip its six AM!" ~Me
"Yes but we wanted to be the first ones to wish you happy birthday!" ~Pip
"We?" ~Me
I finally noticed that EVERYONES pets were in my room, even Greens pet Tally, though they looked tired and about as happy as I was to be woken up early, at least most of them did. Some of them were arguing a little to.
"Yeah yeah I know I said eight yesterday, but I didn't want to risk getting caught now calm down!" ~Pip
They seemed to quiet down
"How did you even get in here without anyones families noticing?" ~Me
"Well because I don't want to risk having MY magic taken away, I made Quen teleport everyone in here!" ~Pip
"Can't she have her magic taken away to?" ~Me
"Yeah but because she's been more responsible with hers she has more get out of jail free cards than I do, well, get out of loosing your magic cards..." ~Pip
"Magic is very confusing." ~Me
"We baked you a cake! *Hands cake* ~Pip

"Mew!" ~Dragon
"I, uh, mean we bought you a cake...*quietly* Dragon we weren't going to tell her that." ~Pip
"Mew." ~Dragon
"That's a cupcake..." ~Me
"ANYWAYS! Here's the card." *Hands card* ~Pip

On the inside it had a bunch of paw prints, I'm going with each pet put one in here.
"Thank you for the card, though I'm not sure if you can understand me..." ~Me
"They can." ~Pip
"Then why can't we understand them?" ~Me
"Cause you guys aren't as smart as us." ~Pip
"Mew!!!" ~Dragon
*To Dragon quietly* "Yeah yeah it was rude to say that, but she did ask why." ~Pip
"That was somewhat hurtful..." ~Me
"The gift will make it better. Who has the gift?" ~Pip
*Rabbit noise as they push a gift bag forward* ~Rabbit I'd never seen before

"Whos pet is that?" ~Me
"That's Luna, Cupcakes pet. I'm surprised you haven't seen her, Cupcake carries her in her backpack. Now open the gift!" ~Pip

"Hmmm." *Takes bag* "Clothes?" ~Me
"Psh we're not that boring, right?" ~Pip
The pets made noises, I guess they were agreeing with her? I dunno
'Open it!" ~Pip
"Fine fine." ~Me

"Aww thanks for the stuffed penguin guys *sets on my nightstand* It's not going to come to life, right?" ~Me
"Why would it?" ~Pip
"Well my family still thinks you're a stuffed animal, so I was wondering if this was really a animal disguised as a pet." ~Me
*Rabbit noises* ~Luna
*To Luna* "Yeah her family still thinks I'm a stuffed animal." ~Pip
One of the pets yawned and fell asleep
"Okay I think everyone probably wants to go back to bed now so uh, we're going to go now, bye, happy birthday!" ~Pip
*Pet noises* ~Pets
"They say happy birthday." ~Pip
"Bye happy birthday to you to, wait, GAH that's the second time I've done that." ~Me
*Giggles* ~Pets

Alright, they're all gone, I'm writing this as I fall asleep (it's like, 6:40 AM, I NEVER wake up this early on weekends, plus I stayed up late watching Doctor Who...) so uh yeah, I'll see you when I wake up. I wonder what my birthday is going to be like, so far it's off to a good start (besides the fact I was woken up early)
Anyways
CATCH YOU LATER
I'm going to sleep

[catcher.]

When I woke up and went downstairs basically ALL of the outcasts (well they're technically not outcasts anymore) were in my house


Sam

Leopa

Kit Kat (Yes, I am calling her that from now on)

Moonstream

Misery

Sai

Zale

Moonswirl

Xura

Cassandra

Frosty

Ariki

Safari (who said Alae had a cold which is why she wasn't here)

Jordan

Paz

Monoxide

Rush

Cupcake


"ACHJKJKSD WHAT THE CHEESE!" ~Me
"Happy birthday!" ~Everyone
*Blows noise maker* ~Kat
"AHHSHHASD." ~Me
*Loud whisper* "I think we surprised her." ~Sam
*Nods in agreement* "Probably." ~Rush
Sam looked all happy that Rush responded to her. I wonder if I was that obsessed over Maine before we officially became a couple. You were I DIDN'T WANT AN ANSWER! Too bad, so sad. Now continue writing I want to see what happens! Uh... Pip... Wat? YOU WERE THERE! Ohhh yeaaahhh
*Ahem* where were we? Oh yes, Sam obsessing over Rush
*Casually steps between the two* "So what next?" ~Frosty
"I brought a piñata, had one lying around the house and though 'What the heck, lets bring it over!' I forgot a bat though, do you have a broom or stick or something?" ~Cupcake
Hey Pip, did you get jealous I gave Cupcake your purple chat color? Psh nooooo... Why? My purple pen turned into a pinkish purple color.... I may or may not of been involved in that >.> wow Pip, woooow
"I brought a sword, we could use that." ~Sai
O_o ~Everyone
"What? You don't get people swords for their birthdays?" ~Sai
*Takes step away from Sai* ~Almost everyone
"I wanna sword for my birthday" :3 ~Sam
"KAT STEP AWAY FROM THE PIÑATA!" ~Maine
"Just looking, deciding what the best tactic would be for destroying this with a sword." ~Kat
"It's.... A sword... It'll cut the pinata half." ~Maine
"Yes but it will also destroy some of the candy, meanwhile if you blaah blah blah blaah nerdy scientific shtuff-" ~Kat
"Kat, none of us understand anything you're saying." ~Cassandra
"I do." ~Maine
"I understood a lot of it." ~Ariki
"I understood it clearly." ~Jordan
"I understood some of it." ~Cupcake
"I mean most of us don't understand what you're saying..." ~Cassandra
"As I was saying *finishes speech* so yeah, if we do that then the outside should destroy yet the candy should be inside safe and sound." ~Kat
I forgot that Kat was REALLY smart, yet highly food driven...
"Nonono if we actually wanted to spare some of the candy a better tactic would be blah blah blah blah." ~Maine
"I see what you're saying, but you forgot about-" ~Kat
They argued for awhile before Sai stopped them
"LESS NERDY STUFF MORE DESTROYING STUFF!" ~Sai
"Did you guys seriously have a arguement on how to hit a piñata with a sword?" ~Xura
"Yeah..." ~Maine
"Booooriiiing! Lets get to the demolishing." ~Monoxide
*Exits kitchen and see's the piñata* "You are not swinging a weapon around blindfolded!" ~Mom
"But Maine and Kat found out how to do it without breaking anything except the piñata." ~Me
"No, open presents." ~Mom
"Don't you eat cake first?" ~Me
"It's in the oven." ~Mom
"Presents it is." ~Me

I got a sword from Sai, obviously
A piñata from Cupcake, which we may or may not be able to use >.>
A book from Moonstream
A camera from Cassandra and Xura
A plushie dragon from Frosty. Not a plush version of his pet cat Dragon, but a real dragon, I mean, a plush version of a real dragon. AHG you get what I mean.
A dreamcatcher from Sam
A bracelet from Zale
And a necklace from Maine <3
Everyone else gave me itunes giftcards, which I didn't mind sense I wanted them anyways. I SHALL GET ALL TEH IPHONE APPS!!!

"Wait, Josh and I got you a present to." ~Mom
Meaning Josh piggybacked on her present
My brother came in the room holding a fish bowl, he set it on the table. I noticed a goldfish in it, but it took me a bit to realize there was a shy looking squid in there to, I shall name the goldfish Posiden, and the squid Kraken.
"I decided you were responsible enough for a pet, so happy birthday." ~Mom
Should be noted Pip was just sitting still pretending to be a stuffed animal the whole time
"Don't you ha-" ~Cassandra
*Covers mouth* "Thanks so much! Heeyyy mom, do I smell burning?" ~Me
"CRAP THE CAKE!" ~Mom

Yeah it was a charred mess, so my mom and my brother Josh left to go buy a cake instead.
"Hey lets break the piñata now!" ~Monoxide
"Yeah!" ~Almost everyone
"I'm going to stand over here while you guys do the one thing we were told not to do." ~Jordan
Kat hung it up and Cupcake got a blindfold, I was voted as the first one to swing



"Can you see anything?" ~Cupcake
"Nope." ~Me
"Err, is it safe to be swinging a sword around a bunch of people in a house with a fish tank nearby?" ~Misery
"Totally!" ~Sam

Thankfully, I managed to hit the piñata and nothing else. Due to the fact I hit it with a real sword it broke easily, then there was a candy war.

"Hey we're ba. I SAID NO PIÑATAS!" ~Mom
"Oh, we tore it open to get the candy out, no one was blindfolded and no weapons were swung." ~Maine
"Phew, anyways, we have cake!" ~Mom

So yeah, I had a pretty epic surprise birthday party Catch you later

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Monday, the rebel team has been formed, also KK9 decided to only have me practice on Fridays.
Yeah remember that rebel base I found under my locker? Well I formed a rebel team, made up of all the ex-outcasts.

"PUNK IN THE LEPRECHAUN HOODIE." ~Violet
"What's up?" ~Me
"Get me a soda from the vending machine, with your money, NOW." ~Violet
"No." ~Me
Okay I think too much sugar from yesterday made my brain go crazy
"No?" What do you mean no?" ~Violet
"I mean no as in 'no, I won't spend my hard earned money on someone who treats everyone around them like they're slaves." ~Me
Do I have a death wish?
"You're gonna regret that." ~Violet
*Runs* "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!" ~Me
Scientifically proven that when a wild Brie is in danger she will run two times as fast as usual. So I managed to my locker while Violet was far behind.
*Jumps in* "I'm smooshed!" ~Me
"Passcode accepted!
"Weeeeee." *flops into packing peanuts* ~Me


"Hello." ~Green
"AHHGFJKDHKA Oh it's you... Hey Green were you invited to my surprise party? I didn't see you there." ~Me
"I was, but I unfortunately couldn't show up." ~Green
"It's okay." ~Me
"Anyways, just came to wish you happy birthday, see you later." *Disappears* ~Green
Weird

At lunch me and the ex-outcasts snuck away from the lunchroom, like usual. Unlike usual, instead of hiding in the library I showed them the secret base, but we had to get in from the other way i mentioned (hidden trapdoor) cause not everyone could fit in my locker. Plus I didn't want them knowing my locker combo.
All of their reactions were "Whoa so cool." and "Why does Brie get a hidden locker base?"

"First official meeting! I'm not really sure what people do in rebel meetings uhhh. So we all agree our next step is to get Summer and Violet out of school right?" ~Me
*Mumbles and agrees* ~Everyone
"Um, uhh, so uh, any ideas?" ~Me
"Feed them to the lions." ~Sai
"Sai, due to the fact I AM a lion I have two problems with that. One, WE DO NOT EAT DOGS! And two, VIOLET IS A LION!" ~Frosty
"Minor details. Burn down their homes?" ~Sai
"Uh, no... That reminds me, does anyone know where Pyro is?" ~Me
"She's sick." ~Maine
"Okay so uh, any ideas that don't involve murder?" ~Me
"Nope." ~Sam
*Facepaw* ~Me


IMPORTANT NEWS ALERT
I am taking a break from writing till around christmas time due to the fact my mind is like "Dude enough with the writing"
But do not worry, I will be back!
~Greenthewolf

[mantlepiece]

I've been stalking for a while and thought i'd just pop in and say I like your dia LOG! I said log! O_O It's fun to read!
Merry Christmas by the way!

[mermaidva]

Merry Christmas Diary Log. No I did not say diary. If you still believe that... FACE MY CHAINSAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol! You should see the looks on your faces!