jillhoney2 wrote:hmm i took the book author thing about which offer i write like. I got stephen king as well. I am going to meet an author tomorrow XD
i did her a favor cutting bird dave out of her life
nobody really deserves bird dave as a boyfriend or a friend or anything its like getting one of the janky daves from the bargain bin at the dave depot
Meissa wrote:Hey guys! I'm writing scripts for a fun summer project about unusual high school friends. Anyway, I have two ways to go with these several-minute YouTube shorts; a) During the school year, the regular drama of school, or b) Summer vacation and their adventures while school is out.
Being Stupid in a Town Named After a Eating Utensil
Characters: (In order of appearance)
Bella Duck
Mom
Friends
Edmund Cullen
Cullen Gang
Scene 1
Bella Duck: I dont want to move to Forks!
Mom: Oh honey! I'm going off to super awesome Florida with my boyfriend. You'll survive. But for now, I'm sending you with your Dad in a town named Eating Utensil.
Bella: What?
Mom: Forks. I meant Forks.
Bella: OH. Mom will there be vampires?
Mom: I'm sure your life long obsession with vampires will not be fufilled soon. Bye!
*Bella hugs her cactus and gets in a car. Gets out of car later and gets on a plane and goes to Eating Utensi-- Forks. I meant Forks*
Bella: It's raining.
*Awkward pause*
Bella: YEAH!
Scene 2:
*Walks into school*
Bella: *sigh* Gym class now
Friends: Hi new kid! You're pale! Where are you from!
Bella: Arizona. That's why they kicked me out.
Friends: Haha! You are so funny! Let's worship you be your friends!
Bella: O.K!
*This whole time dodgeballs are flying around them but like a magical forcefield, never hit them.*
Scene 3:
Friends: Sit with us at lunch!
Bella: Okay, let me go buy my lunch now.
*Walks over to lunch line and grabs random food items*
Bella: Food.
*Grabs food and sits down*
Friends: We has foodz too. Wanna see!
Bella: Yeah!
*Suddenly creepy vampires kids walk through the cafeteria doors. everyone stops eating and looks. Especially Bella*
Bella: Who's that?
Friends: The Cullens. They are like super hot and totally not vampires. They're adopted by another not vampire who's a doctor. It's gross though because even though they are related they date which is really weird.
Bella: NOT SO!
Friends: Okay . . .![]()
*Edmund Cullen walks in Bella falls in love instantly No one notices that it's sort of sunny outside but NO SPARKLES!*
Bella: *Whispers maniacially* I need him.
Friends: Bella . . . No. He's not your type.
Bella *yells like a physcho person* I NEED HIM!
*Friends hold Bella back before she goes crazy. Oops too late. Bella rings. Next class Biology*
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