Corrupt A Wish

[astar]

Granted, but you have to cosplay as a potato. Beware of your surroundings, as Sasha might be around.

I wish I could draw better.

[Eren Jäger]

Granted, but eventually you are consumed by your art.

Literally.



I wish I lived in Germany.

[astar]

Granted, but no one you meet speaks your first language and you end up having a hard time learning german.

I wish I was my opposite gender. (I'm a female.)

[notdura]

Granted, but you get bullied and hated by your family because they wanted a female.

I wish my favourite anime characters never died

[lokicat42]

Granted, but they then become your least favorite characters.

I wish my cat didn't get hurt all the time

[ʞ ɔ ǝ ɹ ʍ d ı ʞ s]

Granted, but the solution is they die D:

I wish I could read minds

[zoomzoombadaboom]

Granted, but when you're in super busy areas you can read everyone's minds and you go crazy.

I wish I had a bike.

[ʞ ɔ ǝ ɹ ʍ d ı ʞ s]

Granted, but Its four-year-old sized

I wish I could speak Italian without lessons

[feverdream]

granted but you forgot english.

i wish you wouldn't corrupt my wish,

[Wolf Prints]

Granted, but every wish you wish is exactly how you word it!

I wish I had a dog to protect my chickens from raccoons!