Corrupt A Wish

[CupofJello]

Granted, but everywhere you travel you somehow break all your bones.

I wish to be immortal.

[icyblue5122]

Granted, but everyone you love dies.

I wish I could eat candy indefinately without getting fat.

[Sethh]

Granted but the more candy you eat, the more you want vegetables.

I wish I wasn't an idiot.

[notdura]

Granted, but you become a douchebag instead with no real friends.

I wish someone would stick to me no matter what

[Pasa Fino]

granted, but they only stick to you with glue!
I wish I could ice skate well.

[QUITTING WAHH]

Granted, but someone bumped you and you broke all your bones and now you're in the hospital...
I wish I could have the cleanest room in the world. (bc my room is a pigsty)

[Sperophim]

Granted, but all of your stuff dissapears.

I wish some of my characters were real, and we were all happy friends.
And that I had a pool for my aquatic character to live in.

*CoughAoideRazandLukecough*

[saintesque]

granted, but they never let you out of the house in fear that you'll leave them
and your aquatic character was one day carried off by a giant eagle.

I wish I didn't have to write a research paper.

[lilou]

Granted, but instead you were forced to write actual research.
I wish I could sleep

[Briss]

Granted, you fall into a deep slumber forever and ever and ever and ever...

I wish broccoli could taste good for me