Ask a stupid Question get a stupid answer V.2

[HexFox]

Well, that all depends on how you read it. See, if you turnip upside down, it become a different floor fruit.

Vivid dancing?

[RedPaladin]

It's amaze (thanks for caring about meh kitty)

Garbadge cans or lightning?

[cleave]

Garbage cans obviously.

Can the Candy Man can?

[Rising]

He can dance the CanCan.

Do horses like nuts?

[Saiun]

Yes, but not for food. They like nuts because certain horses ARE nuts. Ever heard of a chestnut horse? It's literally made of chestnuts. But that's supposed to be a secret, so forget I said anything.

Can I become a giant cyborg T-rex with laser cannons for arms?

[Horsey girl7777]

If you want!
Why am I posting this message?

[Zish]

Because you're a robot.

Why is my bed cushy?

[al-bo]

Because you left a few hundred grapes under your covers, and they all mushed in your sleep.

Why can't I seem to win any Taylor meet and greet's?

[Fire Alone]

Because... Because...

Are you a potato?

[ʞite]

I eat food

What's a floor?