Ask a stupid Question get a stupid answer V.2

My gallery · by **TheBaconator** » Mon Oct 27, 2014 2:43 am

You obviously like Oreos.

How are mirrors real if our eyes aren't real?

My gallery · by **LongLiveRiot** » Mon Oct 27, 2014 11:03 am

Because they like my toes.

If kittens can fly, why can't birds?

My gallery · by **astar** » Mon Oct 27, 2014 11:06 am

Because kittens fly and use their Lazer eyes with their adorableness. Not everyone adores birds as much as kittens, obviously.

Why is 2+2=5?

My gallery · by ***.:Rory:.*** » Mon Oct 27, 2014 11:11 am

well.. because e^(x^2)dx>30/52= 5

what does an i look like this "!"

My gallery · by **Chamomiled** » Mon Oct 27, 2014 11:12 am

because it wants to

how do I dance like my dog?

My gallery · by ***.:Rory:.*** » Mon Oct 27, 2014 11:14 am

because dogs have better joints

why are people riding jumpy horses?

My gallery · by **cleave** » Mon Oct 27, 2014 11:15 am

Because their salsa dancers, obviously!

Can the Candy Man can?

My gallery · by **SakuraMagic17** » Mon Oct 27, 2014 11:16 am

The Candy man can do the can-can.

How does one know the difference between baking powder and baking soda?

My gallery · by **RedPaladin** » Mon Oct 27, 2014 11:16 am

He can not
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.?

My gallery · by **Chamomiled** » Mon Oct 27, 2014 11:17 am

alot

how do I feed a ant without it biting me?