Corrupt A Wish

[Be～Happy<3]

Granted, but you only get to see it for a minute, and it won't be back again for another 40 years.

I wish I had something to help wake me up, right now...

[Petscop]

Wish granted, but you can never get back to sleep

I wish I had the power to summon Wheatley!
||portal 2 for the win woop||

[tuesdaysart]

Granted, but Wheatley doesn't see you and walks off without a word.
I wish this wish was granted. X'D

[Petscop]

Wish not granted, you used up your three wishes.

I wish I could hug karkat without him screaming ouo

[astar]

Granted, instead he yells. Your welcome <3

I wish the second season of SNK would come out now.

[Chamomiled]

Granted, but new episodes come out 3 months later

I wish i could fly

[palewhimsy.]

granted but you accidentally fly too high and run out of oxygen then you die.

I wish I could swim better.

[Dil Howlter]

Granted, but you become a fish and get eaten

I wish I was more athletic

[Pasa Fino]

granted, but you are running in the Olympics, and get an injury that means you can never be an athlete again.
I wish I could draw amazingly.

[tuesdaysart]

Granted, but your drawings come to life and turn on you.
I wish this thread will be remade after the 900th page.