Corrupt A Wish

[Pasa Fino]

Granted, But my sister would eat you!
I wish I could sing like an angel.

[Nat!]

Granted, you can SING like an angel, but whenever you try to talk you make chicken noises.

I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator.

[palewhimsy.]

granted but you hand in everything early and is "labeled" as nerd teachers pet.


i wish i can be happy. (not hat im not...)

[Pasa Fino]

Granted, but then your always so happy you annoy everyone, and don't have any friends.
I wish I were The most beautiful person in the world.

[Nat!]

Granted. Now you're on the run from every existing male who automatically fall in love with you.

I wish I could meet my idol..

[Pasa Fino]

granted, but they're so busy they don't notice you.
I wish I were 2 inches taller

[god of calamity,]

granted, but the fairy who granted your wish thought you meant "2 feet" taller and now you're too tall :c

[TheFourthFate]

Granted, but those two inches are in your head (i.e. your head has been elongated)

I wish I understood physics better.

*Edit: I just noticed I was ninja'd but since that person didn't make a wish I'll just leave this here*

[god of calamity,]

twas my mistake for i hit submit too early and then got distracted,
oh well. c:

granted! but now you're too smart and you get annoyed at everyone else's idiocy.

I wish I could speak Japanese ;c

[raezel]

granted, but now it becomes the only language you speak.

i wish i could skip school tomorrow.