==> Homestuck Fanclub v3

[Aliria]

oh my god
if they made a homestuck movie
but like, insanely censored it so it would get a pg rating
jesus
no swearing, all of the deaths are off screen or like, have no blood in them


the horror

You can have PG and G movies still have deaths in them that aren't offscreen. I know several that do.

they would not be able to show eridan's death tho
maybe also probably fefari's

hahaha
they would have to change gamzee's god tier if he even is in the movie
definitely
also I bet westboro baptist church would be so mad
like the whole concept of "god tiers" and making new universes
hahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

They'd have to remove most the trolls due to the fact that it would be impossible to make them not swear.
They'd have to remove Dave too.
Actually, they'd probably just remove everyone except half of Equius's personality and make The Equius Show.

Now I want to go watch/make the Equius Show.

[skarmoryking]

No. Equius has an inappropriate trolltag.

[Fiend]

No. Equius has an inappropriate trolltag.

the most pg rated troll is probably nepeta
also her death was offscreen so, bonus
make a nepeta movie hollywood

[luxray;]

No. Equius has an inappropriate trolltag.

the most pg rated troll is probably nepeta
also her death was offscreen so, bonus
make a nepeta movie hollywood

Or Tavros. Remember, Nepeta slaughtered wild animals with her bare hands/claws/whatever.

[Fiend]

No. Equius has an inappropriate trolltag.

the most pg rated troll is probably nepeta
also her death was offscreen so, bonus
make a nepeta movie hollywood

Or Tavros. Remember, Nepeta slaughtered wild animals with her bare hands/claws/whatever.

tavros got his legs hacked off with a chainsaw

if they cut out a few parts they could make "nepeta and tavros- the movie"

[skarmoryking]

Jade could be in it, too. Guns can be in Disney movies.

She just couldn't shoot Bec.

[Aliria]

No. Equius has an inappropriate trolltag.

I said they'd remove half of Equius's personality. This includes changing the trolltag. Also, they would have to change Tavros's backstory so he fell off a cliff by accident, instead of by being forced to.

[Fiend]

nepeta, tavros and jade care for animals and learn some sort of important lesson at the end of the movie
hollywood gold

[ethernautics]

thank you for the warm welcome, i really appreciate it. o u o

alsO; i daresay none of the trolls were too pg, but then again: what about the pre-scratch ones?
i think latula didn't really do much?

[another eternity]

Oh, we're talking about Disney
Still, what wrong with Nep hunting?
"oh no, feral girl has to kill to get food and eat
so forbidden
much scary
wow"