Ask a stupid Question get a stupid answer V.2

[#NicoDiAngelo]

Yes when the moon is red and the earth is pink.
Why can't i do a backflip?

[Lauralady]

Because your vertically impaired.

Why is the sky red?

[fairyauthor]

Because someone drank all of the blue skies (they thought it was water, the dummy) and now the sky is always red.
Why is tomato pronounced pomato and not potato?

[◘ Prism ◘]

Because the Tomatopomatopotato Lord said so. He's a pretty happy fellow. Loves flowers and buttterflies.

Why do prisms poop rainbows if they eat white light?

[Dark Nature]

Because they want u to be amazed
Why do dogs fart out crayons?

[Laurelei]

Because they only eat donuts!

Why do frogs have to dance the tango?

[Dark Myth.]

Is their way of worshiping the Purple-Chicken-Chaos Fairies

When?

[kidcores.]

Why do people hate teen titans go and love wolves so much?

[Lauralady]

Don't disturb me child, I'm reading!

Can I pet a porcupine?

[fairyauthor]

No, we ran out of porcupines!
How did the Cookieverse (the universe made from cookies) come to be?