Dear Noobcake by Xialburg (Updates Every Other Weekend)

[Tussle]

Haha, Alpha the Beta XDD
I had a Beta named Omega XD

[The Owl]

Gah, the day after I named my beta (Walter :3) I thought of doing that -.-
But... to late. So hes still Walter

[Huskyflower]

Aww, beta's are so cute! Mine has a red body and fins with a big purple line that covers most of his body, and white fin tips ^^ And he has ice blue lips xD His name's Draco, because he looked like a dragon to me :3

[BPeppers]

I've got fan art! xD

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[~Ktalinfadri~]

My beta's name is dragon.
My sister named him. She's 6.
Next time I get a beta, I'm so gonna name him omega. Sorry to copy, but well, yeah. Omega the beta.

[FoodIsYummy]

I have a white beta fish. His name is Hermin. But anyway...awesome new Noobcake! Love the part about long weekends "lulling you into a false sense of security".

[b l u r r yg h o s t]

This is a cool story, I just got caught up today. It's really fun to read and I've been thinking of doing something like this. You've inspired me! 83 I bet if I do write something it won't be as awesome. x3
Oh and when I was a lot younger I've had like....a lot of Beta fish. Most of them were named Sapphire (I called them all Say-fire. LOL Little kids are awesome. XD) Most of them were blue but I think a couple of them were red. My most recent fish was named Vannila and he was a cool white fish with brown around the fins. Ok, I'm gonna not spam, and I can't wait for more Noobcake! 8D

[Wild Mothman]

post it on fanfic.net
i wonder how many hits it would get

[koolkatkoolkat123]

Hi Al i knew you were good at rping i never thought you would be this good at this as well.I've read it all and i have to say i was in hysterics after the first entry

[Al the Dalek]

As promised, here is your Saturday edition Noobcake! Hooray I actually stuck to my oath yay. And for all of you that say it is not Saturday yet, fooh. I write it late Friday, so it will be up by Saturday. :3

Dear Noobcake,

Gothie seems a little...well. Normal. He's totally back to himself. It was weird. I mean...it's hard to tell a personality of a wolf if you're not sure when their real personality was there.
I hope it's...you know. Gothie. Anyway. I'm probably freaking out over nothing.
Okay. Not to bounce around, but Alpha hates me. He hates me with his entire one inch body and soul. I swear, he desires my flesh. Every SINGLE time I try and feed him, the little tooth-beast is waiting.
Waiting.
The moment I put food in he goes for my paw before the food! I don't know how, but somehow he managed to bite through my layer of fur to the skin beneath.
Mutant freakfish. But I can't get rid of him. That's fish abuse!
ABUSE.
School was interesting again. Namely because we have a new student, a certain purple-furred she-wolf with a name no sane person could pronounce.
...I wonder if Emrr could say Xanri's name...
Anyway yeah. You heard me. Xanri is now going to my school. Somehow wherever I go, wherever I walk, she's always watching me.
She has even claimed a chair at the table that Gothie, Beauty, and I share. The same table we claimed last school year, when we became friends. That we have never let another soul sit at.
Somehow, she convinced us all to let her sit there.
All conversations find its way to her. I mean, we try and talk and share news, but somehow Xanri already knows about it before we say it. So it all becomes sort of one-sided.
Beauty went home fuming because she couldn't talk to me at all because of Ms. Freaky Chattermouth, and Gothie just kind of drifted away into the abyss.
That left me and Xanri to start walking. So I tried to make conversation.
"So, Xanri. Where-"
"-do I live?" Xanri cut in, her eyes sparkling. She cocked her head slightly, and when I just gaped at her, she decided to answer me. "Do not keep you mouth open like that. You'll never pick up girls like that. Anyway. I live near where you live. Where, I will not say at this particular moment in time, but perhaps I shall. No. I think not. Now. I do believe this is your home?"
I blinked as I realized that yes indeed, we were in front of my house. "Well um...sorry I wasn't...paying attention."
Xanri laughed. It was a tinkling sort of sound, pleasant to the ears. I turned to open the door, and when I looked back to wave to Xanri, she was gone.
Huh.
But enough about Xanri. I mean, seriously. It's not like she's extra special, so why should I be dwelling about that?
Junior was in my room, making a mess with crayons. Alpha was going berserk, attempting to battling his reflection to the death. I put my bag on the chair, and decided to ignore for now the colorful rendition of me in the wall in pink crayon. At least, it was either me or a pink spotted cow with wings.
That night Beauty and I went and saw a movie that was coming out at midnight. It was called "Paw Hairy Wolf." Don't ask me to explain it, I'm not even really sure what it was about. But apparently it was based on these books Beauty read and she really liked them. Since it was a school night, we kind of passed out waiting for the movie to start so we could get some sleep hours in. Then we watched the movie, and went home.
After I kissed Beauty goodnight and walked into my house, bright eyes watched me from the bushes. But when I blinked, they were gone.
Eh. I was tired, and I had just watched a weird movie. It was my imagination.

Bye Noobcake.