Ask a stupid Question get a stupid answer V.2

[Dreamo]

No, but you can go to elmo' s world


Why does cheesecake not taste like cheese?

[demonthief.]

Because the idea of a cake being made with cheese is too unbelievable for your taste buds to understand...

How many leaves on a tree?

[Dreamo]

Too many to leave behind


Carrots are flying out of my butt, why isn't my turtle eating them?

[LazyDayz]

Because Your Turtle only eats Butt Cabbage

What if I told you Carlos's Baby was a Carrot Named Geefy?

[Dreamo]

Then I would feed them some of my butt cabbage and carrots (and Andy the turtle would have some too)


Why is my butt cabbage doing the Macarena and eating enchiladas?

[Lauralady]

Uh, cause it got magic unicorn powers. (Wow, you are really clueless...)

Why can't I feel my fingers?

[astar]

Because they can feel you..

Where's the pin to this grenade?

[Lauralady]

In my hand. suckerr. lol

Where in the world did I leave my sanity?

[Livini]

It's on my roof.

Who are you?

[Lauralady]

I am Loki, of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose.

Where am I?