The Prism Keeper Carnival POSTING OPEN

[cakepopcat]

Remember, your jokes are either PK based (involving pks) Or carnival based!

[Doggeh.]

username;Doggeh
APPROPRIATE joke;
Luke;; "So I have a funnel... but where do I get the cake..."
Luke;; "Funnel and cake!" -places picture of Cato and her-
Ship name is Cake XD
thanks calliope!

[The Pirate Dragon]

(Woah, was my last joke really that good? Wow, I'm so glad you liked it!)

username; The Pirate Dragon
APPROPRIATE joke; I made up this one as well, so let's see how this goes
Dog 1: Ugh, you won't believe what happened the other day!
Dog 2: Why? What happened?
Dog 1: I was asking my PK friend the other day for a crystal to help with my light and color refraction science project.
Dog 2: And? What's the problem?
Dog 1: They didn't have one! Like, at all! I just couldn't believe it!
Dog 2: So? I'm not sure I would have one lying around either.
Dog 1: Yeah, but you're a dog, I thought they were a Prism Keeper, how could they not be keeping one at all?
Dog 2: *Facepalm*
Wanh waaaaaaanh
(This one was based off of the whole prism thing. Okay, sorry, I'll stop with all of the punny jokes.)

thanks calliope!

[~Static~]

username; Static.Bird
APPROPRIATE joke;

A Prism Keeper was strolling down the road, and walked into a bar. When he started walking down the street again, all of his stars were knocked off.
Why?

When he hit the bar they fell off!

(I know, it's terrible c'x)

thanks calliope!

[Snowseph]

username;
Snow!

APPROPRIATE joke;
How do you know when a PK is unconscious?
The stars are around his head!

{ like in cartoon where stars kinda spin around their head? //shot I'm so bad at these jokes }

thanks calliope!

XxX Snow

[freybugg]

username;~RedWolf~
APPROPRIATE joke;
Axel: I'd like to take over the clown's job!
Aria: Those are big shoes to fill!
thanks calliope!

[DJRainbowDemon]

username; DJRainbowDemon

APPROPRIATE joke;
Where does bad light end up?
In prism.

thanks calliope!

[Doggeh.]

username;Doggeh
APPROPRIATE joke; What did the ring master say to the prism?
Let the stars begin! -prism jump so all the stars jingle-
thanks calliope!

[undead]

username; ~Kitteh Kats~
APPROPRIATE joke; Why did the Prism Keeper cross the road? One of his stars blew away!

[freybugg]

username;~RedWolf~
APPROPRIATE joke;
What happens when you see a PK?
Your Star-struck!
thanks calliope!