Dear Noobcake by Xialburg (Updates Every Other Weekend)

[BPeppers]

*Sigh* I know that you're right. I need to learn to control my temper. ^~^"
Sorry mistt, but please don't drag others into your problems next time, that really pushed my buttons.
*Shakes hand*

[obsceneSymphony]

Oh, I didn't mean your post was spam, I meant that there's hundreds of comments on here just saying 'This is awesome!' and I got kinda ticked that apparently my comment was spam but the others weren't. Sorry

[Huskyflower]

I don't think it's spam. She's just saying she's happy there's a new noobcake. And technically you started it since you posted saying it was spam. Next time just report it and don't even bring it up. That is all ^^ *backs away before mods get involved*

[~Ktalinfadri~]

This is a pointless conversation so I shall now change the topic.

"Yes, my name is a mouthful. But I accept that you both have the attention spans of small butterflies hopped up on Red Bull. So yes, you may call me Xanri." <3333
Yay small butterflies hopped on red bull!

[obsceneSymphony]

Redbull o3o
Butterflies.
Sma-- oh something shiny!

So Saturdays you said? 3 more days until a probable noobcake.

[BPeppers]

I made my own pet diary! Thanks for the inspiration! ^^

[Horsechamp]

Bookmarking! This is awsome! I read it to my little sissy as a bedtime story. She loves it!

[Al the Dalek]

You're welcome that I inspired you. Truth be told, I was inspired by someone else, and I took a spin with it, and I liked it. And cool, bed time stories? That's new. I mean, I poke my friends when I'm over at their houses so they can critique it, but beddy bye stories are new. Anyway. Welcome to the Saturday Edition Noobcake, Noobcake style. It's not Noobcake here yet, but in two hours from the time it was posted it was. It counts.

Dear Noobcake,

Blargh.
BLARGH.
TRIPLE BLARGH.
School. We got a three-day weekend because of some conference thingy, but because of stupid-ness, and how the Earth moves around the sun, it is again school.
I really do believe that three-day or 4-day weekends makes going back to school worse.
It lulls you into a false sense of security.
Horror!
Anyway.
School was blah, but other than that, nothing really happened. Except for you know, a public announcement over the speakers that a dangerous criminal was in the area. That had attacked before and would attack again.
And was armed and dangerous. And all that hat.
I think you know who it was.
We went into lockdown. It sucked. All the wolves were spazzing. I mean, usually lockdowns are jokes. Which sounds awful. But this was serious.
Seriously.
Everyone was dead quiet.
But it turned out that someone had just panicked when they saw a shiny bit of metal outside and called the school.
Smaaaaaaart.
This is seriously getting old. I mean, how persistent can Metallic be? What does she want?
...okay. I think I know. But apart from that. Surely she could pick someone other than Beauty.
But nooooo.
So, I got loaded with homework. Even more than usual, because a lot of school was held up by the lockdown and we couldn't focus easily after that.
Beauty went and visited Emrr again. Apparently she thought if she could tell him about Metallic, she could bring him to his senses.
Nope.
He's still talking about butter.
Peanut butter to be precise, apparently.
I went to a different hospital. A less crazy kind. I went and visited Xan...Xanri...something. Okay. I won't even try anymore. I was trying earlier because I was trying to be polite (...and maybe I made a bet to Gothie for five bucks that I could say it in one breath and I wanted to practice by writing it...) but I'm not even going to attempt to spell it. My brain broke just thinking about what exactly it could be.
I went to visit Xanri because I still had some questions to ask.
What I was met with when I asked, was the nurse telling me she checked herself out after receiving a clean bill of health.
Which kind of freaked me out, because she had serious surgery a couple nights ago. I mean, shouldn't a normal wolf rest at least three weeks?!
I mean, I did! I was shot! SHOT! And I got surgeries! Plural.
Okay, I'll stop fussing now I sound like a girl.
So I went home.
Okay. I didn't go straight home. For some reason I felt jealous of Gothie. But I didn't want to get live pirahnas because you have to feed them mice, preferably live ones so they stay healthy, and that's just not cool.
So I got a Beta fish.
Don't knock them. Mine's totally awesome. If you put two Beta in a tank together they fight to the death. But mostly he just looks cool.
His body is black, and he's got some wicked cool red fin highlights. I named him Alpha. Just because.
I swear on the way home I saw a small flash of purple pass by me, but when I looked, it was just my imagination.
Probably.

Seeya Noobcake.

[average]

Nice. ;3

Right now it's 9:53 PM, Friday. XD

[obsceneSymphony]

Hahaha, naming a beta Alpha XD.