THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT'S A POTATO CHIP

[Coolpaw5]

(Not a post that goes along with the story. Just a little side-step. You can skip of you want. Lol, totally not related to the story. Also Cassie and her friends are like more normal teenagers. Well, as normal as a hormonal teenage girl can get. Oh and cookie for you if you can relate to anything in here ;))

Hey potato chip! I wanted to tell you about this epic adventure that I had, oh wait, what's this? There's this crumpled up potato entry that was ripped out on the floor. Hmm... Wow, this was from a while ago. CX This was when I still went to Avian High! Good times... Actually, a ton of my potato posts are scattered around. I'll have to remember to pick them up soon. Oh well, I'll just tape in this old potato entry that you probably didn't read!

Hey Potato!
So, I went to school, and boring stuff like that, but pssh, you don't wanna read about that!
I went to Starbarks with Pixel after school. Man, that place is expensive! And every romance novel I ever read, the female protagonist usually works here if they even have a job. Seriously, I feel ripped off. Oh well, the name is cool, so we are buying our coffee there. (Small note, if it's in italics like this, that means we're singing. Don't judge meh.)


Pixel: I'll have a mocha express with extra whipped cream please!
Me: I'll get a cappuccino, and 2 sugar packets.
Cashier: That'll be $34.90.
Me: .___. *hands 35 dollars*
Cashier: Here's 10 cents for your change.
Me: I CAN DO THE MATH MYSELF THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!1 YOU TAKE ME AS AN IGNORANT FOOL?!?!!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!
Cashier: .__. NEXT!

Wow, I was really crazy back then. Good thing I'm more mature now. V.V

Pixel: So, what did you get for number 5 on homework?
Me: Pixel, we don't have the same class remember? We don't have the same answers.
Pixel: No, this is math, we have math together.
Me: No, we don't!
Pixel: Yes, we do!
Me: LOOK, I have math first period, and you have it third period!
Pixel: NO, WE BOTH HAVE IT FIRST PERIOD!
Me: NO, WE DON'TTTT
Pixel: I KNOW YOUR SCHEDULE!!!!
{Listen to.this song before continuing}
Me: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!?
Pixel: Running 'round leaving scars
Me: Collecting your jar of hearts...
Pixel & Me: Tearing love apart!!!
And that's that. So we were sipping our coffee's and whatnot and doing homework, until my number 17 favorites song came onto the radio inside Starbarks! {Listen to this before continuing}

Me: Omipotatoes I luv this song!!!!
Pixel: What?
Me: *enjoying the song*
Pixel: Oh this song. *le-rolls eyes* It's okay.
Me: This is like my seventeenth fave songggg!!!!!
Pixel: Right.... So.. Homework?
Me: Right, right. *listening*
Pixel: So, 2 + 3 = 5, and if you take that and take the circumference of the sun, and you *murmurs on*
Me: *humming*
Pixel: *still mumbling nonsense*
Me: Only know you love her when you let her go...
Pixel: ???
Me: You only need the light when it's burning low, only miss the sun when it's starts to snow, only starts to miss her when you let her go, only know you've been high when you're feeling low. *starts dancing now*
Pixel: >.> Cassie, what the potato are you doing?
Me: Oh! Right, homework. C:
Pixel: >.> Yeah........ Anyway, we should get going soon.
Me: Kay, bye! See you at school tomorrow!!!
Pixel: See ya!
I walked home and didn't once think about flying which now that I think about it, stupid because my legs are sore. Ugh. #TeenageGirlsThatHaveWingsProblems

Me: .___. I'm bored.
So I got ready to watch like 3 hours of Doctor Who, and sat in front of my tv, turning on Netflix. It was like 7 already, and it was storming outside. Perfect weather for a marathoner like me! A Netflix marathoner that is. So I turned it on and was only halfway through the first episode when I heard a door creak.

Me: O.O
Door: Creakkkkkkkkk
Me: OMIPOTATOESSSSSSS *hides under pillow*
Door: Creakkkkkkkkk
Me: EEEPPPPP
Door: CREAKKKKKKKKKKK
Me: AHHHHHH Think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts.
Door: CREAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Me: SCARY NOISES, WHY MUST YOU COME WHEN I'M HOME ALONE?!?!?!!?!
Then the door stopped creaking, and I immediately slipped into the bathroom because I needed to go.

I was going to hop in the shower because I felt icky for some reason, but... THERE WAS A SPIDER IN THERE!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOPE NOT GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I ran back outside to the safety of my tiny pillow fort and started writing in here. I think I wouldn't be that scared of spiders if I could just, talk to them, ya know?

Imaginary conversation with spider if I could talk with them:

Me: Omigosh! I didn't see you there.
Spider: Whoa! Didn't see you either.
Me: Hey, I kinda have to take a shower, so can you scoot over a bit?
Spider: Oh! Yeah, totally, sorry about that.
Me: Just a bit more, there's a full on stream of water, and I wouldn't want you to get caught in it.
Spider: Oh, yeah, thanks buddy. I'll just be going out now.
Me: Thanks, and hey, don't invade my room tonight, okay?
Spider: Of course, that's totally your space. I'll just hang in the hallway if you need me.
Me: Yeah, thanks. See you later.

See how complete life would be? -u- Anyway, I was texting my friends because I was still kinda creeped out by the door thing.

Me: Hey, wassup guyz
PixelatedIdeas: Hey gurl, nothin, jus chillin
HeartBreaker: Im doin hw.
LostInThoughts: Jus jammin with my peeps.
Me: Wut?
LostInThoughts: >.> Im hanging out wit my friends.
PixelatedIdeas: U hav other friends?!
LostInThoughts: Yus I do. Unlike u, who only has 2 other friends they cn hang out wit
PixelatedIdeas: Im gonna bust ur tail at schol tmmw.
LostInThoughts: Com at me gurl
PicelatedIdeas: I wil
HeartBreaker: Guys... Let's just get together and not gift
Me: Gift?
HeartBreaker: Stupid auto correct.
Unknown number: Gurl, autocorrect is the bomb!
Me: Uhhhh Who is tht?
Unknown number: I'm autocorrect, and I'm gonna stand up for auto corrects everywhere!
Me: .__. *Kicks out of group text*
PixelatedIdeas: Seriously Lost, Im gona beat u up tmmw.
LostInThoughts: Sre u r. Listen, I gt to get bac to my friends, c u all tmmw! Kisses darling! ;)
LostInThoughts has left this conversation.
PixelatedIdeas: ERRRRGGGHHHHH IM GNNA KILL TAT SORRY
_________ Cut off for many reasons __________

Aren't my friends the nicest?! I'm seriously so lucky to have them, the nicest, most loyal, kindest friends ever! Anyway, I turned on Netflix again and was all like, "YOU GO DOCTOR WHO!" And yeah.
So after like an hour of Doctor Who I decided to work on a story. It's about this teenage girl who has to go through high school, but plot twist, she is actually a weird girl with magical powers. I don't know how I thought it up, I mean, it just came to me! Its not even related to my life in any way, you know?

So then my phone rang. It was Pixel calling me.

Pixel: Hey Cassie, can you meet me up at the giant statue near the school tomorrow? There's something I have to tell you.
Me: Ummm... Sure I guess...
Pixel: Great. See you there!
Me: Okay....

Well that was weird.... I wonder what she wants to talk about tomorrow...

Hey this is me from now! I honestly don't remember this happening... CURSE YOU BAD MEMORY!!!
Anyway, I wonder what Pixel had to tell me. I'm gonna have to find out which post is next. Meh, I'll find out another day. BYYYEEEEEEEE

••••••••

As i have told you before, this is a little story that is not going with the main plot, sp you could have skipped this story and wouldn't have missed anything. Hehe probably wasted you time reading this. Anyway, did Cassandra seem less cray-Cray in this one? She did to me. Aldo, the one is for how many side stories there are, so if you see a number next to the title, it's actually a side story, and does don't go with the main plot. Lol, the next post should be up soon! I really should have a set schedule of when to update... Hmmmmm. BYE GUYZ!

[undead]

Mark, loving the side story!

[Coolpaw5]

Fun Fact: I am actually kinda claustrophobic myself. o3o

(Haha, just kidding, I'm so brave. ^^^)
We walked outside of the ENCHANTED FOREST, and onto one of the super crazy weather paths.

Xura: Matthew, you should probably go to the castle.
Matt: What?! No way. I know this place like the back of my paw, I have to go with you!
Xura: Are you sure?
Matt: Totes
Me: I don't want him here.
Xura: Why?
Me: HE THOUGHT MARIO SAVED HIM!
Xura: Welcome aboard Matthew.
Me: I still don't want him here.
Xura: Oh well. We can't all be happy. Where to next, Matt?
Me: Why does he get to decide?
Amy: Does it matter? We need to get going!!!!
Me: It does matter-
Matt: Okay, I suggest we go to the forest of fears.
Me: WAIT YOU CANT IGNORE ME!!!
Amy: What do you mean by fears?
Matt: Well-
Me: I won't stand for this!!!
All of a sudden, hot pink color duct tape covered my mouth.

Cassie: *duct tape* fhat dmidl youf dob dab ferr potatoesh
Matt: It's all of Xura's fears. That's where we keep her nightmares. In order to make it through, she has to conquer them all.
Xura: Sounds easy enough. What am I afraid of though?
Me: mmmhh nmmh Hmph
I poofed the duct tape off her mouth.
Me: Thank potatoes that's off.
We walked into a forest that strangely looked like the 'scary' forest in Snow White. Except, there was no Snow White, or dwarves, or any really funky looking trees. But you get the idea.

Xura: This isn't so bad.
Me: You've only taken one step.
Xura: Oh. Right. *ahem* Onward!
We walked into the forest, and even I felt chills.

Amy: This place is so dark. Maybe some flashlights would help.
We all magically got flashlights! o3o

Amy: That's better! *mutters* if you like flashlights that grow legs and walk away.
We walked into a dark pink part of the forest.

Me: Your afraid of pink?
Xura: No...
We took a turn and a huge doll was at the end of the path.

Xura: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *grabs hair and screams*
Me: I don't get it, it's just an American girl doll. O.o
Xura: *imagines a baseball bat* ITS NOT JUST A DOLL!!!! It's freaky!!!!!!
Amy: Okay... Calm down. Wow I was expecting something really bad.. I guess we can deal with this. Cassie, you're walking Xura through here.
Me: What do you mean 'Walk her through here?'
Amy: Just stay near her. She needs comfort.
Me: Then why don't you do it?!
Amy: I don't really understand her fear, so you should do it. After all, you're scared of everything.
Me: D:< I'M NOT SCARED OF ANYTHING!!!!!!!1
Amy: *claps paws in front of my face*
Me: OMIGOSHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Amy: Just go.
Me: *sigh*

Xura: I was afraid of dolls since I was born and until I was 8...
Amy: But your 17, aren't you?
Xura: Oh... I guess I am. I don't know maybe it's one of those memory things.
Amy: I guess that makes sense.
Me: Okay. We're out of the doll part of the forest and we're in a mall.
Xura: Wait. What? How did we get into a mall?
Amy: This looks like the mall in Russia...
Xura did a double-take, and stumbled back.

Xura: Whoa dude. You tried to kill me!!!
Amy: Actually, it was Kidnap you. There's a big difference.
Me: Righttt... It's not like both of those things are illegal...
Amy: We're friends now anyway. Why else would I go in your mind? Especially when I could easily brainwash you into doing whatever Thunder told you to do.
Xura: Alright. I trust you... For now.
We walked through the random mall. There was a bunch of fast food restaurants around. Hmmm... I could really go for a burger right about now...

Me: Look! Up there is the entrance to the next part of the forest. *points to the ceiling*
Xura: Great. How do we get up there?
Me: Well... There's an escalator.
Amy: Oh. Now I understand why we're here. Xura is afraid of escalators.
Xura: .-. Greatttt announce it to everyone.
Amy: Well... It's your head.
We went up the escalator, and there was dried blood up there. 0.O

Me: Well, that's creepy.
Amy: Actually, it looks like this place is an image right from her head. See, I was beating her up at the top of the escalator, and I was about to push her down when she used a paralyzing gumball on me.
Me: Wow... That's disturbing...
We continued up the escalator when Xura started hyperventilating.

Xura: THIS IS SO HIGHHHH!!!!
Me: You've only been on it for 3 seconds.
Xura: *ahem* Righttt..
Me: I'm really surprised, I thought that your fears would actually be something that other people are afraid of.
Matt: Oh this part is just a walk in the park. We have yet to see the middle.
Me: Omigosh, I forgot he was even with us.
Amy: What's there?
Matt: Xura's real fears.
We finally came to top. Man, that took a while.

Xura: I did it!!! *dances*
Amy: What are you doing? O.o
Me: FLASH MOB! *dances*
Xura: We're celebrating my victory with our me dances.
Me: Yeah. *dances*
Amy: You people are weird.
Matthew joined us, and we did a conga line.

Me: Pfft. We all know you totes want to join in, Amy.
Amy: No. I really don't.
Xura: Come on! We're missing an expert Assassin! Come on in.
After a few reluctant answers she joined in and we awkwardly danced for 10 minutes.
We walked into this really suspicious looking door. Matthew opened it, and we all walked inside. Once my tail made it in, the door slammed close, and the walls seem to be slowly move closer. Wait, OMIGOSH, NOOOO! CLAUSTROPHOBIC GIRL HERE!!!!1 AHHHHHHH

Xura: Matthew... What happens if we die?
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE WALLS ARE CLOSING INNNN!
Matthew: Well... Each of you have 3 lives and If you lose all of them, your out of Xura's head.
Me: OMIGOSH OMIGOSH OMIGOSH OMIGOSH
Amy: Great.. Is there some kind of trick to this room?
Matt: Yeah look for a button or secret switch or something.
I just was slamming and flailing around on anything to stop the walls from closing in.

Me: I CAN'T FIND ANYTHINGGGG!!!!!!!!
I slammed into the wall and the walls stopped and a door appeared like those magic Disney wands actors use to make the Disney sign.
We walked through it and in front of our eyes there was about 60 office cubicles. You know those in the offices so everyone can stay in their own tiny office and not bother or have any social life whatsoever at work? Yeah those. Each cubicle had a sign that says, "FEAR #_" And it went up to like 60. O.O

Amy: SERIOUSLY?!
Matt: Well... We're in the middle. Xura has been conquering all these fears lately, so if they're fading away, she just got over them. So which way should we go?
Me: I don't care, I'm just glad we're out of that stupid closing room.
Xura: Well, I say that we skip the sharks, lions, and snakes and go into the fading jet over there so we can skydive to where we need to go.
Me: Skydiving???
Amy: Yeah! It's a lot of fun.
Me: Gee. I never thought miss serious would ever say the word fun.
Amy: *death glare that isn't even as near to Sally's one*
Me: HA! I've seen Potatoes with more scarier glares then you have!
Xura: Cass, I don't think it's smart to mess with someone who can kill you or sell you off for a box of Sapphires.
Amy: Listen to the jellybean... For your own safety.
Anyway, we walked into one of the cubicles and we somehow transported onto a plane. We got poofed with some parachutes. I looked outside to see the sky, and the winds blew my hair around.

Me: OOOOH!
Amy: Aren't you afraid of heights?
Me: This is the opposite of being claustrophobic. It feels so free!!!!!!!!
Xura: .o. This is a bit frightening.
Amy: What? But you did it like 2 days ago or something, I have no concept of time.
Xura: Maybe I lost my memory or something. I seemed to have forgotten everything else.
Me: You don't sound very scared...
Xura: Hmm... OMIPOTATOCHIPS THIS IS TERRIFYINGGGGGGGGGGGG
Me: That's better.
Matt: When we reach the bottom, we should come back up here to the next fear.
Me: We have 60 to go through?
Matt: Yeah, but their disappearing, so it may be less.
Me: Seems legit.
So, we all jumped out of the plane and we fell for a really long time. Xura poofed a book, and started reading it.

Xura: Have we reached the bottom yet?
Amy: No.
Xura:*flips page* are we close?
Amy: Xura, honestly, put away your book.
Xura: Nah. It's actually interesting.
Amy: .-. We're reaching the bottom. Put it away.
Xura: *pulls parachute and throws the book over shoulder* Cool beans.
Amy: Dude. You just littered in your brain.
Xira: *shrugs* so what? It's my brain.
From where we were, we saw the book grow legs, start screaming in a really high-pitched voice, stand, and run into the swampy area where it looked like we were going to crash- er... I mean Land.

Me: Gosh I love this place.
Xura: Well, that makes one of us.
A plant that was near us shriveled up and died. Wait, why was a plant falling with us?
Me: STOP KILLING THE PLANTS! THEY HAVE POTATO'IN KRISPY KREME DONUTS ON THEM!
Xura: *rubs face* Ow.
She got an apple and threw it to my face.

Me: *rubs face* Ouch.
Xura: Ha. That's what you get.
We then started a food fight, with her throwing apples and me throwing potatoes. Seems legit.

Matt: Okay, we should be teleporting back..... Now.
We immediatly transported back to the office place.

So we just kept going through fear and fear. We beat up a dragon, made it through falling floors, tamed a lion, walked bare-paw on a 1000 bugs, worked our way out of a box full of snakes, escaped a room of alligators, got trapped inside a super small room where spikes were coming out from all sides of the walls, ran away from a huge dinosaur, figured out an intense Sudoku puzzle inside one of the cubicles, and finally made it to a building. Luckily, this building had elevators.

Xura: What is this place?
Matt: *shrugs*
Me: >.> What kind of guide are you?
Amy: Look, there's a sign on the top of the elevator.
It said something really scary, but I mean, who cares, right? Something like her greatest fears or something, yada yada yada. We climbed into the the elevator and it played, "It's a small world AFTER ALL. YAYYYY

Xura: .__.
Me: :3
Amy: I:
Matt :T
When the door opened, Jake was sitting on one of those really cool leather chairs. Oh, he was tied to the chair. Guess that isn't that cool then.

Me: Ermegersh it's Jake!
Xura: Who's Jake?
There was glass so we couldn't go in and hug him or something. What? Why else would they block us off? Anyway, Amy looked deep in thought. Hmmm....

Then, Xura's sister came out of this iron door.

Xura's sister that I forgot the name to, so I'm sorry Xura's sister: Hey Jake.
Jake: Who are you? Where's Xura?
Xura's sister: She's somewhere... else.
Jake: Stop beating around the bush. Tell me.
Xura's sister: Look, the important thing is, she's not here. *Pulls out nerf gun* And in a minute, neither will you.
Then she shot him, and then some huge letters in the sky said, "Jake has fainted! What will you do?"

Me: 0_o That was realllly disturbing.
Amy: Fear of hurting someone that you love and choosing a spy life. Hmm.
Xura: Who was that guy?
Amy gave me a look that said, "Don't tell her anything because I'm a big meany-pants" So I couldn't say anything. Four magical seats and snacks appeared before a movie screen. The movie had Jake having problems with Xura and he fell in love with this other chick, and I completely bailed on Xura to be friends with the other girl.

Me: Are you and Jake having relationship problems?
Xura: For the last time, who is Jake?
Me: For the last time, Jake is your boyfriend.
Xura: OHHHHHH.... Now that movie makes a lot more sense.
Amy: She's obviously afraid of losing Jake so stop bringing him up.
So, we went to the next floor and we appeared in a dark alley. OoOOOoooOHHHhh

Me: Why are we here..?
Amy: Hmm...
Xura: This is weird...
Then, a big buff guy with ninja swords cut us up. It didn't hurt, but you know... It's not everyday you get cut up by a ninja. So, we walked into this placey-place ( I forgot what it looks like. o3o )
And Jake was there.

Jake: ***** (Sorry, Xura doesn't want anyone to know the SEcReT password, so yeah. :Y)
Xura: D:< *poofs him into pajamas*
So we went back on the road to saving my brain into the next land piece.

Me: You're scared of being killed?
Xura: Ummm, YEAH! I mean, who isn't?!
Me: But, if you're a spy, shouldn't you have gotten used to being almost killed all of the time?
Xura: I'm a spy!?
Me: It's so annoying to talk to a Xura with no memories.
Xura: It's so annoying to not know anything about who I am.
Plant: *shrivels up and dies*
Me: XURAAAAA SHTAP KILLING THEMMMMMMM
Xura: How was that a bad thing about my mind?!
Matt: Anything bad that you say about yourself slowly kills life around you.
Xura: This is so frustrat-
Me: *shoves potato in my mouth* DON'T KILL ANOTHER PLANT!!!!!!
Amy: It's weird you don't remember any spy things. Especially now that we have Jake and Matthew.
Xura: What do you mean?
Amy: You did a lot of spy shtuff with them... I just wonder why you don't remember any of it. Maybe each dog you know represents a certain part of your brain. Like, do you remember anything about your family?
Matt: I feel left out. o3o
Me: Yeah, we were hoping you would get the hint.
Xura: Yeah... I think I have an aunt named Cinna and Matthew is my brother or something.
Amy: And do you remember being in love with Jake?
Xura: Totally.
Amy: Okay. Jake represents love and Matthew represents family.
LALAHAHALALALLALALALALLALALALALLA oKAY Sorry. o3o

So, that's the end to another GLORIOUS day. Ugh. I'm so tired. Byeee potato chipppppppp!!!!!!

[Coolpaw5]

Hey Potato CHIPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

It's been a while since I wrote in you, so I'll catch you up on what happened.

We got Matthew and Jake and we were about to walk into this huge lava covered part that had jagged rocks and things that could easily kill us all when someone came skipping along the lava trailed path. We all looked over and saw another MEEEE!!!

Me: OHMIPOTATOCHIPS THERES MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Amy: Oh great. Now there's two of them! *groans*
Me: What's that supposed to mean? D:<
Matt: Is she the one we're looking for?
Xura: *shrugs* Let's go ask.
Cassie #2 skipped into a meadow with potato flowers and everything.

Now like every normal teen, when you see a clone of yourself in your friend's mind, you go over and try to make friends with it. Because what's cooler than being friends with yourself?!

Me: Hey! Me! Over here! Come this way.
Cassie #2: ??? *skips towards us*
Me: The skipping thing has to stop. IT DRIVES ME CRAY CRAYYYYY
Xura: I think I'm going to call you... Clone.
Me: Why...?
Cassie #2: Follow the yellow chip road!
Everyone: ?
Me: OMIPOTATOES! There's a road made out of chips?
Me: Okay... Clone... Are you the jellybean we're looking for?
Cassie #2: *nods head* Follow the yellow chip road!
Cassie #2 just stood there, and kinda *subtly* gestured to the road. And by, 'subtly,' I mean waving her paws in the air and jumping up and down, kinda subtly.

Jake: I think your clone is really creepy.
Me: Don't offend her. And she's only sort-of my clone. Isn't that right, clone?
Cassie #2: Follow the yellow chip road!
So we just did what she told us and traveled up the mountain. Let's just say that I'm not a husky, meaning, I have fur that's super thin. BRRRR

Me: I'm cold. *gets poofed a jacket*
Xura: Better?
Me: Better.
OMIGOSH OMIGOSH, WAIT LET ME PRINT OUT A PICTURE FROM THE INTERNET THAT WOULD FIT IN SOOOOOOO WELL WITH THIS SITUATION.



HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA Okay. *ahem* MOOOOOOoooOooOoOoOving on.

Me: So, we were on your jet-
Xura: Wait wait... I have a jet?
Me: No, your parents own it.
Xura: My parents are rich?
Me: I thought you were supposed to remember everything.
Matt: I don't think clone said the word.
Amy: I think it's funny that her double isn't so bright.
Me: Watch it *pulls out Potato Gun* Don't make fun of Clone. -.-
Clone: Follow the yellow chip road!
Jake: Maybe it's a secret language.
Matt: Or she could be a fake.
Xura: Isn't the answer obvious?! Maybe she's trying to tell us to follow the yellow chip road!
Cassie #2: Follow the yellow chip road!
Amy: If you ask me, I think that clone is just not smart. *shakes head*
Me: You're the most pessimistic dog I know.

Xura: How about we follow her?
Cassie #2: Follow the yellow chip road!
Everyone: *walks*
Jake: I want some chips. He reached down and picked up a chip.
Cassie #2: *shakes head vigorously*
Jake: *Green smoke comes out of him*
Matthew: Ew. What did you just eat?
Jake: Follow the yellow chip road!
Matt: What?
Xura: Oh... I get it. If you eat any of the Chips from this road then your cursed to speak only that one sentence because of the weird thing this place is under.
Me: and that's probably why Clone can't say the phrase to help you remember friendship. See how smart I am? C:
Cassie #2: *Pulls out paper and points to a mountain*
Me: Is that the remedy? At the top of the mountain? And other Amy is up there too?
Cassie #2: *nods head*
So we went up the mountain in a hop skip and a jump.

Xura: Hey. Do you think I'll ever remember my past again?
Me: Of course you will. You know we always come through in our diary parodies. I mean, what kind of female protagonists would we be if we couldn't? That would be a really sad parody. Like the Fault in our Stars or something. Except she doesn't die... So it really doesn't pertain to her... What am I even blabbering about?
Xura: Yeah, but I just feel like this is dragging on and nothing is happening.
Me: Come on. You have to stay strong. We have to beat Sally, Heather, and Emma. We have to stay strong and just fight the battle while we are here.
Xura: Whose Heather?
Me: You should remember her...
Xura: Nope. I have a faint memory of a few dogs and names but not the name Heather.
Me: Oh well. This is just drama. It's a phase that the authors put us through. We'll just end up winning. It's just pretty much used to give some excitement in our lives.
Xura: Your not very good at keeping secrets are you?
Me: Pfft what does that have to do with this?
Xura: Do you spoil movies for people?
Amy was sitting on a rock at the top of the mountain.

Me: *coughs* Look whose double is creepy now.
Other Amy stood up and smiled at us. Man, she's creeeepy.
Xura: I'm going to call you... Kiera.
Amy #2: Nutella!
Me: How come she gets the cool name and my double is just "clone"?
Cassie #2: Follow the yellow chip road!
Kiera took a plant from the ground and picked off the berries from a long branch it had. She gave it to Cassie #2 and Jake.
Jake: It feels so good to talk again!
Cassie #2: You're telling me. Nutella!
There was a sudden earthquake, and the Earth seemed to split in half. OMIPOTATOCHIPS RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Me: RUN!!!!!! What's happening?!
Amy #2: The mountain and all the lands are resetting back to their original state because Real Xura, Jake, Matt, Clone, and I were brought together at one time. The curse is broken.
Xura: I don't think it is.
Me: What do you mean?
Xura: The land is resetting but the curse isn't gone. It may have lifted from the land but we're still missing something.
Amy #2: Where's dream Xura by the way?
Xura: We heard sHe was captured
Amy #2: The curse cannot be broken without her!
Xura: Before we could get you, we were told to have everyone with us so we could find Xura.
Amy #2: That's true but if you've forgotten, you've sort of got the last jellybean on a mountain. Which is now COLLAPSING!
Xura: Well it's not my fault that it was chosen to be freezing mountain opposed to a bed of soft cuddly flowers and rainbows!
I looked around for a way off of this mountain before we were giant snowdogs. I cracked a log in half and gave on to Amy #2.

Me: There's a log by you, Xura! Try and make a snowboard.
The avalanche was coming closer, and I could feel rocks hitting my ankles.
Me: HURRY XURA!
Xura: Potatoes to this, go ahead, I'll catch up!
I didn't want to leave her, but the avalanche was coming closer, so we had to go. Amy #2 and I slid down the mountain professionally despite having no training whatsoever. The mountain was mostly smooth, so we had no problem getting to the bottom. But, Xura wasn't here with us when we slid to the bottom.

Amy #2: Oh no.
Matt: Hey guys, you made it! Where's Xura...?
They all became quiet, and we just kind of stood there because of impeccable timing the avalanche stopped when we reached the bottom of the mountain.
Me: Come on, let's go. We have to find Queen Xura.
They all walked into this forest thingy. I turned around and looked at the mountain which was covered in snow and rocks and other stuff.

Me: See you later Xura.
Then, I ran to everyone else, and just kind of awkwardly walked as everyone assumed that Xura was... has fainted. There, I'll say that. So we all went into this forest that was made of evergreen trees. We walked for a few hours before anyone said anything.

Me: .__. This is awkward.
Amy: Shush! We are trying to have a moment of silence for Xura.
Me: Guys, she's not... fainted. She would have had to die three times before she would pop out of her mind. So, we're good. Let's just hurry up and find Queen Xura to get out of here.
Amy: >.> Fine, but I agree. Let's go.
Me: Finally picking up the pace jellybeans!
We ran in the snowy forest for a good while before we came across a lake. It was so purdy! It had flowers floating in it and ducklings swimming around, and ASDFGHJKL; SO PRETTY

But for some reason, all of the dream people backed away.

Matt: It's the Scarlett Lake!
Jake: Great, now what?
Me: Come on, let's swimmmmm
Cassie #2: Why? We don't even know if Queen Xura is anywhere near here.
Me: For funnnnnn
Cassie #2: >.> Seriously? This is a life or death situation. This kingdom isn't going to last very long.
Me: <.< For my double, I thought you would be more fun.
Cassie #2: >:P
Me: d:<
Amy: GUYS, do any of you know or have a single clue as to where Queen Xura could be?
Matt: In her castle.
Amy: Well, she's not there.
Me: I bet she's swimming... *nudge nudge*
Amy: Cassie, not now.
Me: >:{ Come on! We've been running for hours, can't we take a break? Look at this lake! It's just DEMANDING to be swam in!!!
Amy: Cassie, if you didn't see, there are thorns growing everywhere! And it's not going to stop until we find Queen Xura!
Me: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH So where are we going then?
Amy: *rubs head* Ugh. You are like an annoying teenager with too much unnecessary hormones.
Me: I AM AN ANNOYING TEENAGER WITH TOO MUCH UNNECESSARY HORMONES!!!!! YAHHHHHHHHHH FOR NARNIAAAAAAAAAAAA
Amy: .__. I can't take this much longer. FINE LET'S GO SWIMMING.
Me: YAYYYYYY Thanks Amy!!! Wheeeeeeeeeeee
Amy: Can one of you guys poof me a massage chair or something?

[Coolpaw5]

I jumped into the lake and it felt so gooood! It's been like days since I took a bath. Ew. I was just floating around when I saw everyone else still just up there.

Me: Hey guys. What are you doing up there? Come, UNDER THE SEAAAA *little mermaid reference, booh-yah*
Matt: Umm.... Well, there's a tiny reason why we don't like to go swimming...
Me: And what's that?
Matt: Well, there's-
I didn't get to hear what he said because something pulled my tail down into the water. It kept pulling me down, and I turned around to see what it was.

Oh, it was just a tiny fish.

NOT

IT WAS A GIANT SEA MONSTER. AHHHHHHHH

Me: OMIPOTATOCHIPS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I swam around, trying to knock it off of my tail, but it just held on. I just swam all around vigorously. So what if I was bothering the ecosystem? I WAS GOING TO BE EATEN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! It's teeth latched onto my tail, and I tried to swim faster, but it hurt.

I managed to swim to the surface for a quick breath before it pulled me down again. It pulled me deeper and deeper, and I couldn't see that well. But I did see some shiny thing, and I like shiny things. I reached out and grabbed the unknown shiny thing before the monster pulled me again.

Me: OH FOR POTATOIN SAKE!
I kicked it in the eye and swam to the surface while it was stunned. Everybody seemed astonished and slightly disappointed to see me still alive. (Thanks Amy >.>)
Me: I made it! *cough cough*
Matt: You're alive!
Me: Uh, no duh.
Amy: What's that?
I looked to see that that shiny thing was this key thingy. Hmm...
Jake: Wait, give it to me. It says: "Key" on it.
Me: Well that's helpful. >.>
Jake: I think Queen Xura showed me this once before. She said something like, lock, poison, Nutella...
Amy: This is probably the key to where dream Xura is! It's under the lake!
Me: I knew it all along!
Amy: >.>
Me: I (kinda) did! I'm going to go rescue her!
Amy: What about the sea monster?
Me: What about it?
Amy: It's going to eat you...
Me: Pssh, no pain, no gain! See ya!
I dived under the water again, and looked around. In the middle of the lake was this glass sphere. How did I even miss that? I pounded on it, and with my amazing super strength, was able to break the glass. We swam to the surface, alive. Yayyy!

Xura: What was going on?
I tried to think of an answer for her, but I had literally no clue. Oh wait! Oh, never mind. Oh! Nope, false alarm.
Me: I have no idea. So... What now?
Xura #2: Now...
There was a really awkward dramatic pause.
Xura: We save Xura's brain.
Me: Excuse me but haven't we been doing that the whole time you were locked up at the bottom of that dumb lake??? What's the point of this anyway? When do we get home?! I want to get back to writing MY parody! I have a potato that really wants to get back to my crazy life.
Xura: Sorry, Cass.
Amy: This is, admittedly, getting pretty boring. Can we get on with it?
Xura #2: You don't even want a dramatic ending?
Xura: Not really.
Xura #2: Shucks. Fineeeeeee....
We all went into the castle and went to the back of it. There were 6 floor positions. They all curved around a huge door. Clone, Keira, Zana, Matthew, and Jake stood on the spaces. Me and Amy watched on the side as Xura stepped on the last floor position. A huge purple wave released from the door, blowing our hair back and returning everything back to normal... or at least how it used to be.

Me: Okay... So how do we get back?
Matthew: You don't.
Me: WHAT?!
Matthew: You have to stay here forever!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Xura #2: He's joking.
Me: I knew that.
Xura #2: Close your eyes and think of the place you were before you came here.
We all closed our eyes.

Xura: It's not working...
I opened my eyes and I was back in the plane. I pulled the tranquilizer dart out of my neck.
Xura: Ughhh... Dreamworld? That was a nightmare!
Amy: I can't argue with that
Xura: Thanks, guys.
I just nodded my head before I notcied Spiro, Kanji, and Zara come into the room. Hey, I missed those guys! :D

Me: How long were we gone?



Kanji: Gone, where did you go? You were asleep for exactly 37 minutes, 17. 65 seconds, and 3.801 milliseconds. We still have about an hour until we reach Egypt.
Xura: That's reallyyy stalkerish that you know that.
Me: You get used to it.
Xura: Really?
Me: Nope. So do we just go back to our lives now?
Xura: I guess...
Me: Yes! I missed my life. Those 37 minutes, 17.65 seconds, and 3.801 milliseconds really tired me out! I'm so glad things are back to normal.



Zara: >.> While you guys have been taking a nap, we were fighting off enemy planes. We have to get you a new disguise. Again.
Me: UGHHHH guysss! Didn't you JUST do this makeover?!
Zara: This one is just for when we're in Egypt. Come on, let's goooo!
Me: Noooooooooooo NEVAHHHH
Yet, she somehow managed to drag me into the changing room. AGAIN.

In the changing room...

Stylist #1: Hmm... I think we should make her hair longer.
Zara: I guess so... Hmm...
Stylist #1: Here, let me put a little hair growth on...
*something hard hits my head*
Me: Wait, what was that...?
Stylist #1: Nothing! Now, clothing... Heh. Heh...
Some time passed, and they were finally potatoin done. They handed me a mirror, and quickly scurried out of there before I could even say anything.



Me: OHMIPOTATOCHIPSSSSS WHO IS THIS?!?!??!??!?!?!?!
I ran down the halls of this incredibly big plane, looking for an answer.
Zara: Oh... Cassie! You look, nice...
Me: Please explain to me why I look like a brunette Rapunzel?!
Zara: You know that thing, that hit you on the head?
Me: Yeah... What about it?
Zara: It might have been the hair growth formula bottle...Dumped completely on your head.
Me: OMIPOTATOCHIPS WHAT?!?!! My hair is INSANELY long! It reaches the floor and trails behind me!
Zara: It's a good look for you?
Me: UGHHHHH When are we getting off this bloody plane?!
Because I was suddenly in the mood to talk British.

Kanji: We're here!
Me: Great.
I walked off of the plane, and felt the wind ruffle my fur. Ahh... Dreamland ain't got nothing on this.

Xura: Hey Cassie!
Me: Hey. It feels so good in Egypt! Except for trying to clean sand out of my eyes every five seconds.
Xura: That's why you wear sunglasses. *hands sunglasses*
Me: Hey, did you magically poof this up? *:D*
Xura: >.>
Me: Too soon?



Spiro: Hey, come on, we have to get going.
We walked to this giant pyramid thingy where a bunch of tourists were around.

Me: By the way, Xura, why are you here at Egypt?
Xura: Well... Uhh... I guess I just came along for the ride. I mean, after all of that Dreamland drama, it's nice to go on a summer vacation to Egypt!
Me: Summer? It's like Fall.
Xura: *ignores* It's so cool here! So, where we going?
Kanji: We should be going into that pyramid over there.
So we all just kind of squeezed inside and looked around. There were a bunch of tourists there, and lots of intricate designs on the walls.

Me: Ooh, this place is pretty.
Xura: What are we doing here though?
Spiro: That is confidential information, and I do not feel comfortable spreading that info with a possible enemy.
Me: She's not an enemy, she's a friend! Ow, ow, ow owowowowowoowoow!!!!
Somebody was stepping on my hair, and they didn't seem to notice. I yanked it from under their paw, and they stumbled a bit before giving me an evil eye. Like, I WANTED them to step on my hair just to make them fall. Geez, people these days.

Me: As I was saying, she's my friend, and I trust her. She also saved me.
Spiro: >.> Okay...
Kanji: We're going to the Queen's Chamber. It has some important info, and we have to get there as soon as possible. Unluckily, none of our forces have managed to find it yet. So, we are going to have to find it ourselves.
Spiro: This should be simple enough! I mean, we're just looking for a room.
Oh how he could be more wrong...

Cassandra pulled a hidden panel... but it was full of snakes.
Me: OMIPOTATOCHIPS SNAKESS

Xura heard an eerie sound echoing through the corridor - Is this pyramid haunted?!
Xura: O.O This is getting creepy...

Spiro found a curious hieroglyphic... but it pointed to him to a blank piece of wall.
Spiro: Wow. What a useless hieroglyphic...

Zara stuck some lit dynamite in a hole... but the fuse went dead. Probably just as well.
Zara: Great...

Kanji found a note between two stones... it said, 'Try again later! :)". Why would someone leave a note like that?!
Kanji: :T

* * * 3 Hours Later * * *

Cassandra stuck a screwdriver in a notch in the stones... and it revealed a hidden button!
Me: Now we're getting somewhere! *pushes button* *snakes drop down from the ceiling*
Or not...

An ankh hung on the wall and seemed to point Xura in the right direction.
Xura: I really hope this isn't a booby-trap like in Indiana Jones...

Spiro stood on a box to reach the ceiling... and there seemed to be a hidden switch there!
Spiro: I am very confused as to where I got this box...

Zara opened a door and stepped inside. The floor became a ramp and she slid to a new tunnel!
Zara: Yay! A completely new tunnel so I have absolutely no idea where I am again! /sarcasm/

Kanji found some faint hieroglyphics that had nearly worn away - Is that the symbol for 'door' at the bottom?
Kanji: How the Potato Chip should I know if that says door?

Me: We, we made it! The Queen's Chamber!
Xura: That was exhausting! I got freaked out so many times.
Spiro: I know right! This Queen better be worth it.
???: Oh I hope I am.



Me: OMIPOTATOCHIPS, IT'S THE QUEEN!!!! ISN'T SHE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD OR SOMETHING?!?!?
Spiro: Yeah.
Kanji: Well, she's supposed to be.
Queen: Foolish fools.
Me: Wat? 'Foolish fools?'
Queen: You will pay the price for awakening me. I shall let upon a curse across the land.
Beetles started flying out of the pyramid and all over Egypt! Ahhhhhhh!

Spiro: Seriously? Bugs? You're the Queen, I'm sure you could do better than a couple of bugs.
Zara: Don't push it. It's bad enough as it is.
Kanji: Yeah, we'll just be... going then. Byeee!
We all ran out of that pyramid as fast as our paws could carry us. We only stopped outside to see all of the mayhem that the beetles were having. Attacking tourists, eating up cloth, and just generally annoying everyone.

Me: Please don't tell me we have to fix this problem too. I mean, we just finished up in Xura's mind. We need a vacation.
Xura: This was supposed to be a vacation.

[Coolpaw5]

Omigosh, hey Potato Chip. I half-expected to wake up in a color-filled world, but I'm only here. In a boring pyramid infested with scarab beetles.

Anyway, before I forget my dream, I should write it down. It was the scariest thing ever.

I walked around school, my old one with all my friends. Pixel was there chatting to me, we were talking about my powers for some reason. I don't really know why. Then, Castle came and she joined into our conversation. We were having a good time, when the bell rang, so we had to split to go to our first periods. I walked to my locker, grabbed my math book, and braced myself for the flood of animals.

But no one was in the hallways. Not a single animal. It's only been like 5 seconds and there wasn't a single sound. Slowly walking forward, the only sound was my feet on the floor. Everything was getting super creepy. Then, I got a massive headache. It was a hard pounding in my skull, and I held my paw there, as if that would do anything. I blindly ran forward, my head hurting like crazy. Pixel appeared out of nowhere staring at me. I cried to her for help, but she just shook her head.

Castle came as well, but she shook her head as well. Pixel and Castle shook their heads and walked away together, smiling. My headache got worse, and my knees collapsed, bringing me to the ground. The pounding wouldn't stop and tears came to my eyes. I cried out, but no one came.

"No one will ever come..." a very creepy voice filled the air.

And then, I woke up.

Gosh, scariest thing ever. I found out that I was actually crying in real life too. That could happen, you know? Crying while you're sleeping? Happened to me all the time as a puppy. Yeah... I was a big cry-puppy. But the pain in my head wasn't there anymore. I started writing all this down when a sound creaked behind me.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I looked behind me to see Xura standing there. She gestured her paws to her, and I followed her to the main hall. It turns out that she came from a secret bookcase thingy-ma-bobby.

Me: How did you discover this?
Xura: There was an alert laser at my door and I looked for another exit. Hey, that looks like an exit.
Me: What are you planning to do?
Xura: Come on and you'll see.
Us: *walks outside*
Xura: We're going there. *points to another pyramid in the distance*
Me: For what? Why are we-
She ran ahead of me, and I reluctantly followed her. UGH SHE'S SO FASTTTT or I was seriously out of shape.

Nahh, she's just really fast.

Me: What now?
Xura: We have to get to the top.
Me: Oh okay... Wait. WHAT?! How in the potato are we going to get up there?
Xura: Like this. *grabs cylinder thingy* Hold on to me.
Me: >.> Why? What are you doing?
Xura: Come onnnnnnnnnn....
Me: Fine.
Well, it turned out it was a grappling gun. She shot it towards the top of the pyramid, and we went WHEE through the air. AHH

Cassie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh POTATOESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
We reached the top, and Xura detached the line.

Me: That was super cool but totally scary!
I didn't really know what else to do but laugh hysterically. It clears up any awkward situation.
Me: These bugs are annoying. Why are we up here?
Xura: Cassie. Take a breath and look at the view.
Me: All I see is sand and bugs.
Xura: Cassie, look BEYOND what you see.
Me: o.O
It's beautiful. The moon and stars are clear the wind and temperature are just right, I couldn't ask for a more perfect way to spend the night!
Me: I suppose it is pretty. Although, I can think of plenty more ways better to spend the night...
We laid on the side of the pyramid, watching the falling stars. Which there was plenty of for some reason.

Xura: So... How was your two weeks of no school?
Me: I actually had to leave my old school and infiltrate a different school. And when I called you, I was at our secret base.
Xura: Really? Haha. Where was it, McDonald's?
Me: O.O How did you know that?
Xura: Spiro's personality. Your team gets annoyed with each other and end up laughing about it later, right?
Me: You might be better stalkers than they are.
Xura: If you watch them for even 15 minutes, you pick up on it.
Me: You know, you changed a lot.
Xura: I can't say it's for the better.
Me: What do you mean?
Xura: I should probably start from the beginning... Okay, so for some really weird reason, I'm super smart and I graduated high school early. I'm like, GREAT! Note the sarcasm. Then, Nick Furry comes-
Me: FROM THE AVENGERS?!
Xura: Yeah, him. And I'm like a double-agent now. Also, you know that girl that was in my mind? She's Jenette, and I just have this bad feeling about her. UGH.
Me: That stinks.
Xura: You're telling me.
We giggled a bit because we're teenage girls, and that's what we do. WE GIGGLE. THERE, I SAID IT!

Me: You can always quit and become my bodyguard...
Xura: ... I'd like to, but I can't.
Me: Aww...
Xura: Besides, that sounds like a boring job.
Me: >.>
Xura: I'm just kidding. It's always fun when you're around!
Me: I know, I'm the life of the partay! *flips Rapunzel-length hair that still didn't go back to normal length*
Xura: Yeah... >.>
Me: I guess I just feel bad...
Xura: Don't worry. I'll find something to keep me going... Eventually...
We looked up at the shooting stars.

Xura: I know I've only seen it in movies but... Do you want to make a wish?
Me: Yeah... Maybe...
Me: I wish... That I could go back to my normal life, just for a bit. And meet all my friends, and go back into the rebellion. Those were the days.
Xura: I wish... That I could figure out what my dream meant... And what kế hoạch z may mean or what it has to do with me.
Me: Wat? .-.
Xura: *groans* Gosh.
Me: Something wrong?
Xura: No.. It's nothing.
I finally started to drift to sleep and it was so peaceful.

But all good things have to end.

OMIPOTATOCHIPS, THAT SOUNDED SO DEEP! GOOD JOB CASSIE!

Oh, I just ruined it. Just pretend you didn't see this. ~ o3o ~

I felt something in my hand, and I opened my eyes. In my hand was a note, by Xura I guess.

"No duh Cassie," says whoever is reading this. "Obviously! She's the only one up there with you. A DUHHHH"

*roll eyes*

I looked at the note. I'll tape it in here so I can remember it.

Call, you won't know who. Go back then, to what you first knew. 2204

Me: What's this for?
Xura: When you need me. I'll leave something for your bodyguards too but... That one will be personal.
Me: Why is it riddle? I'm terrible at those!
Xura: It's a riddle because by the time I come to see you, someone will be trying to find and kill me. Don't worry. You'll figure it out. It's mascara though, so don't burn it or get it wet.
We just went kinda silent as the sunrise came up. It was so beautiful, that you could hear that monkey from lion king singing, "AHHHHHH TS VENNYAAAA"

I'm sorry, I don't know the words, kay?

Me: How do we get down?
Xura: Do you have a belt?
Me: No... I don't wear belts. I don't even wear pants, we're dogs! Do you know how uncomfortable stuffing your tail inside your pant is going to be?
Xura: >.> Okay... I need something long... *looks at my hair*
Me: What exactly are we using it for?
She pulled her hair around a rope, and ziplined down. OMIPOTATOCHIPS, WAT?!!?!?!

Me: I'm not doing that!
Xura: Come on! It's fun!
I slung my hair over, and slid down. I was screaming, which evolved into yodeling, which evolved into singing, "The Circle of Life." Hmm...

Xura: See? That wasn't so bad.
Me: I'm just glad that my Rapunzel hair could be useful for something.
Sneaking back into the pyramid was a lot harder then breaking out of it. Oh well. We walked back into my room.
Me: Well.. I guess this is it.
Xura: You can still text me.
We hugged, and I knew that soon, we were probably never going to see each other again.
DANG IT, WHY DO MY FRIENDSHIPS ALWAYS END UP LIKE THIS?!
I either have to leave them, or they leave me. GOSH! Seriously authors?!?!?!
I bet you're laughing at my tragic teenage life, aren't you?!?!?!

Anyway, I came and laid on my bed, writing this entire long morning. It got kinda boring, so I walked downstairs to see Kanji and Spiro playing Barbie's Dreamhouse Adventure 2.

Nah, I'm just kidding. They were playing Call of Duty 3.

Spiro: Hey Cassie.
Kanji: Good morning Cassandra.
Me: Hi guys. It feels so good to be in real life.
Zara: Hey Cassandra, we have to go.
Me: No.
Zara: Excuse me?
Me: I said, No! We've been traveling around and going from place to place, saving the world and all that. I want a place where we can actually settle down, before moving on!
Zara: Ugh! Stupid teens and their resistance and rebellion and hormoning, acting like they're they queen of the world. *shakes head* Why, when I was a kid, we actually didn't have as many hormones as you do!
Me: Zara, we're the same age.
Zara: Sure, in body. But in mind-maturness, I am much older than you.
Me: You should live and learn how to be a teenager! UGH! *spazz*
Zara: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Me: Zara, we're the SAME AGE. Plus, I'm your leader, so I don't have to listen to you.
Zara: UGH, Cassandra, we have to get going!
Me: Why?!
Zara: Because-
Then, Amy and Xura came in lugging an unconscious body.

Xura: Nothing unusual here. Just go on your everyday business. Don't mind us...
Me: Wow, you totally killed this 'cat-fight' mood that was going on here.
Xura: *shrugs*
Spiro: I always feel like I'm not needed in these posts.
Kanji: I know right! Let's go. We're guys, so we don't have drama.
Spiro: Yeah, and if we do, we just punch walls and stuff and come back all better.
Kanji: Yeah, it's pretty good to be a dude.
Spiro: Hehe, that rhymed. o3o
Kanji: You're an idiot.
Spiro: Yeah, let's just go.
Kanji: Okay.

Amy: Breakfast time!
Me: Fooood!
Zara: >.>
Well, we had to wait for the pancakes to cooled, and I wrote this all in. Yes, I know, I write incredibly fast. :3

Ooh! Pancakes are ready! Write in you later!
Bye Potato Chip!

[Coolpaw5]

Just to say, I know that all these pets represent a staff member, but for this post, they're just dogs. o3o

So staff members, this post was not meant to offend you at all, it was just about a family of 27.

Hey Potato Chip! I found another crumpled piece of paper on the floor. It's another ripped out piece from my Potato. I wonder why this is all ripped out...? Oh well. Here it is:

Hey Potato! Why the black ink?

Well, I lost my purple pen. .__. And I don't feel like using a different color to talk in. So this will have to do.

Anyway, today was a GLORIOUS day!

I went to the park with my friends (Actually only Pixel because I have no friends. -__-)

Anyway...

Pixel: Hey, want to play fetch?
Me: Pixel, that is demoralizing to all of dog-kind and for you to even suggest a game like that. We are free dogs, and I will not stand for us playing a game-
Pixel: *throws ball*
Me: OMIGOSH, I got itttttt!!! *chases after ball*
So we had a lot of fun with that. I was chasing the ball when I stumbled into someone.


Me: Oh, I'm so sorry.
???: It's cool.
Me: Hey, I'm Cassandra.
Asha: I'm Asha.
And I had to take this chance to make friends because my only friend is a DJ Mad Scientist.

Me: Cool.
Asha: Yeah, I'm second-oldest in my family.
Me: That's a bit spontaneous information to give me, but alright. How many siblings do you have?
Asha: Uhh... There's Kirich, and Claw... Uhh... I have 26 siblings.
Me: O.O
Asha: Yeah. It's a nice family.
Me: You must be really busy around the house.
Asha: We are. All my siblings came to the park with me, wanna come?
Me: Sure, but let me call Pixel first.
Asha: Who's Pixel?
Me: A DJ mad scientist.

Me: Hey, can I go with this stranger to meet her 26 siblings?
Pixel: Sure. I'll meet you at the cafe in an hour.
Me: Kay byeee

So we walked over to this tree where sat two dogs.



Asha: That's Harsh, the one with the splotches all over him.
Harsh: Sup?
Asha: And that's Elly, the one that looks like her back is exploding.
Elly: For the last time, my back is not exploding.
Harsh: Who are you?
Me: Cassandra Starr. Nice to meet you guys.
Asha: Yeah, see you guys at home.
Elly: Shut up Dirt.
Me: :O That's a bit rude.
Asha: *rolls eyes* Nah. Everyone calls me that. It's like ash, because my name's Asha, but it's dirt. I don't really know.
We continued walking until we saw a few dogs laying on the grass.



Asha: Okay, there's Claw, the one with stars splattered all over him.
Claw: .__. Don't talk about my stars like that.
Asha: That's Shiny. The one who can unnaturally lie down even though the rest of us can only sit.
Shiny: Unnaturally? This is way more comfortable than sitting up.
Asha: And that's Inky. He has ram horns on his head.
Me: How did he get them?
Asha: The world may never know. Plus, he's short.
Inky: You guys are really rude, you know? I was born with these beautiful horns.
Asha: You got them when you had your growth spurt.
Inky: Shhhhh, I don't care. I've always had them. Plus, I have this strange disease called, 'PPS.'
Me: *gasp* Is it contagious?
Inky: No. It just makes me stay as a puppy forever. It's a gift, and a curse.
Claw: Whatever shortie.
Inky: Whatever Toenail.
Claw: What did you call me?!
Inky: A toenail!
Claw: Get back here you little wimp!
Shiny: Not again... I don't even know why we hang out together.
Asha: Right... See you guys later.
Shiny: Bye Dirt!
Me: That's a really weird nickname. It's not like your name is particularly long.
Asha: *shrugs* It just kind of is there.
We continued on our way to this beachy part of the park. It has sand and an ocean. This was a really big park.



Asha: Hey, look! It's some more of my family! They're everywhere, seriously. Anyway, that's Rich. The one with feathers flying out of her eyes.
Rich: .__. Dirt. What are you doing here?
Asha: That's Olympian. He is an amazing-
Me: Swimmer?
Asha: No... Basketball player. What made you think he was a swimmer?
Me: ._.
Olympian: Dirt, why are you even here?
Asha: Anyway, that's Moon Light. She is like, super mature and she likes to close her eyes.
Moon Light: Dirt, please go away.
Me: I get the feeling they want you to leave...
Asha: Pssh, of course not. They luv meh. o3o
Rich: Dirt, we told you not to bother us when we came out to the park. We are trying to do something here!
Olympian: Yeah, so scurry along. We can't have kids bothering us.
Asha: Kids? Olympian, we're from the same litter.
Olympian: *cough* Sadly *cough*
Moon Light: Dirt, we must have complete concentration, so please go bother someone else.
Asha: *cough* Loners *cough*
Me: *cough* Awkward *cough*
Olympian: *cough* Take a hint and get away *cough*
Asha: Alright, we'll be going. I know how much you're going to miss me.
Them: .__.
Asha: See you later guys!
While we were walking, I asked Asha a question.

Me: Asha, a lot of your siblings don't seem to like you.
Asha: *shrugs* It's because of my fur.
Me: What do you mean?
Asha: It's just, I'm kinda... Simple.
Me: Huh?
Asha: Well, look at them. They have weird body mutations and amazingly colored fur. And, I just, kinda have a white back. I don't know. It's just like that.
Me: Hmm...

We came to a dark and shady corner of the park. Spoopy! I mean, spooky.



Asha: Oh shoot, I didn't think we were going to run into them!
Me: What do you mean?
Asha: Get down! *shoves me into a bush*

Okay, those three are dogs we try to avoid.
Me: Why?
Asha: Well, because-
???: Hello there.
Asha: Oh great.
We were pulled out of our hiding place by those three again.

Dip: Hello, I'm Dip. I hope I don't scare you.
I wouldn't say that he scares me, but his earring was pretttty freaky. And his really curly tail. And his kinda scary grin.
Okay, he totally scared me.
Allonsy: I don't know, Dip. We are pretty scary. I'm Allonsy. *creepy smile*
Asha: Talk about crazy hair...
Netrix: No worries, I'm Netrix. You scaredn of my horns?
Asha: Why should I be? You guys are my siblings. *nervous laugh*
Me: Heh. Heh. Heh. I'm scared. Heh. Heh.
Asha: O-Oh look at the time! Must be going! See you guys at homee! Heh, heh. Kay byeee!
Asha pulled me out and we ran without looking back. Creepy.
We walked to this place near the playground.



Asha: Hey guys! This is my crew right here. That's Kaele. The one with the moss growing on her back.
Kaele: Seriously? Moss? It's a tree!
Asha: That's Nyota. The guy that is in DESPERATE need of a fur-cut.
Nyota: -__- I'm growing it out.
Asha: That's Kirin, the little dude with the funky robe.
Kirin: . . .
Me: Ooh, that looks like the owl from Furry Potter! It's cute! I wonder why it's at the park.
The owl: Dude, wat the heck?
Asha: Actually, that's my baby brother.
Me: Wat? Seriously??!?!?!?! Omipotatoes, that's so weird!!!
Asha: You've seen dogs with horns and weird mutations, and a dog with feathers is what surprises you?
Me: Yes! Look at him! Can you fly?
Asha: That's Océano. And yes, he can fly.
Océano: Gosh, people these days.
Asha: So, what you guys doing?
All of them: Stuff.
Asha: As usual. You guys are boring.
Me: I thought this was your crew?
Asha: They were.
Asha and I walked to this picnic table. BURGERS! o3o Yummmm



Asha: Oh great, the fashion girls. Yeah, so that one over there, that's Mery. You know the one with the weird ears?
Mery: *fake French accent: How dare you? You should be ashamed!*
Asha: *rolls eyes* That one is Riya, the one that looks like a fallen movie star.
Riya: Dirt, you are like, so not wanted here!
Asha: And that one is Rue, the one that has the HUMONGOUS tail and the 'I-can't-see-you-hand-me-my-glasses-sonny-boy' expression.
Rue: Omigosh, Dirt. You are RUDE! Take a hint, and like, leave!
Mery: Girls, we should be doin someting! Let us do our hair!
Riya: Yay! That is like, totes amaze!
Rue: Whoo!
Asha: Yeah, let's go before our minds get corrupted by them.
We went towards this giant tree. Like seriously, HUGE!


Asha: Hey look! It's the Nature Freaks!
Me: I'm starting to think that your fur is not the only reason your siblings dislike you.
Asha: *rolls eyes* That's Courage. The one with the weird obsession with butterflies.
Courage: . . .
Asha: That's Marcel. The one with the tail that is also his hair.
Marcel: This is not my hair, they are two different areas!
Asha: And that's Martain, the one who likes to show you the bottom of his paw.
Martain: Dirt, can you ever NOT bother us?
Asha: Nah. You guys are chill with me teasing you.
Courage: . . .
Marcel: Dirt, why are you even here? Ugh, we are trying to relax in peace here. You are SO annoying.
Martain: Get lost, seriously. Can't you tell nobody wants you here?
Courage: *nods head*
Asha: Aww... I luv you guys too. But we have to get going. See you guys later!
We walked away, and I tried to count up all of her MANY brothers and sisters.

Me: Omigosh, you have so many brothers and sisters, how do you even remember their names?!
Asha: They're family. If you live with them every day of your life, you'll remember their names.
Me: Wow. I only have like three sisters.
Asha: It must be nice to have a small family.
Me: Most people already call that family large.
Asha: Well, then they never met us.

Asha and I continued to another part of the park.

Asha: Hey look, there's some more of my peeps!



Asha: It's the weirdos of the family! Nice to see you guys!
Me: O.O
Asha: It's Diesel! The dragon.
Me: Wow, that was the most normal introduction you have given me to any member of your family.
Asha: I can be nice if I want to.
Diesel: Which is usally never.
Asha: That's Mercade, the six-eyed dude. I don't know why he has an insanely long tail, that looks like silk, but he does.
Mercade: >>>.>>>
Asha: And that's Dotty. The one with the lion mane, and the jewel on her forehead, and the weird-looking feet-
Dotty: Omigosh, shut up Dirt.
Asha: And that's Eternity.
Eternity: No insulting description? Oh my gosh, thank Totoro.
Asha: *whispers to me: She's the weird one.*
Eternity: -____-
Me: When did you get your body mutations? Were you born with them?
Diesel: No, most of us got it after our puppy years. Except a few of us, like me. I was always a dragon.
Mercade: Dirt, why are you even here? I thought you were going to do your homework.
Asha: I made no such promise.
Dotty: Right... We have things to do. Move along now.
Eternity: Yup. Byeeeeee *pushes me and Asha away*

Me: Well your family is nice, aren't they?
Asha: Oh they're the best.
Me: How did your parents even come up with names for all of them? They're all pretty unique names, 'Courage,' 'Diesel,' 'Harsh...'
Asha: Oh, they used a random name generator.
Me: Wait, what?
Asha: They just pressed this button, and it generated a completely random name. If the didn't like the name, they just pushed again. It's quite efficient.
Me: Seriously? Is that what the world is coming to?!
Asha: It's cool. Imagine you had to think up 27 completely different names that don't sound alike.
Me: Uhh... Jake, Calvin, Potato, Chip, Awesome, Britney, Buster, Socks-
Asha: -___- Awesome? Seriously? Potato?! Who in their right mind would name their puppy Potato?!
Me: I don't see you scolding at your parents for naming one of their kids, 'Claw.' Or, 'Harsh.' Or some weird name like, Mercade. Like, is a Mercade supposed to be something?
Asha: That is completely different. You're just thinking up names off of the top of you head. The involved no thinking at all.
Me: Right, like it required much thinking to push a button.
Asha: You know what, never mind. Screw it. Friends?
Me: Friends. I'll see you around Asha.
Asha: You will. *laughs* Bye!

I ran to the cafe just in time. Pixel was there chomping on a doughnut. I sat down next to her and started filling you in! o3o Gosh, what a weird day.

27 SIBLINGS, THAT IS LIKE, WHOAAAAAA!

Okay, bye Potato Chip!

Oh yeah, I remember that. I did keep in touch with Asha. We're pen pals, even though we live in the same city. Hm.

Kay, bye Potato Chip!

[Coolpaw5]

Please excuse the no picture, im sure you know what i look like. o3o

Anywho, HAIII POTATO CHIPPPP!

Right, breakfast was super good. Who knew Mrs. Complete-pessimist was a good cook? Kanji had some trouble hacking into some program or something, and Xura was mentally rolling her eyes at him.

You forgot I could read minds, huh?

And the ability to turn into Level 3 and have a super fluffy tail. I don't blame you. I don't do it very much, so yeah. I mean, I don't WANT a super fluffy tail everywhere I go. It's a bother. Like Rapunzel from Tangled who can somehow keep all of her hair really beautiful and flowy despite the fact that it gets dragged into dirt everywhere.

Kanji: WELL. I think its about time we leave.
Zana: Yeah, lets ditch.
Me: We are very bad female protagonists. We are supposed to fix this beetle infestation with rocks or something like that.
Amy: Maybe you're the antagonists, ORRRRR pawns in someone else's game >:D
Me: Wat's an antagonist?
Kanji: an·tag·o·nist
anˈtaɡənəst/
noun
noun: antagonist; plural noun: antagonists

1) a person who actively opposes or is hostile to someone or something; an adversary.
"he turned to confront his antagonist"
synonyms: adversary, opponent, enemy, foe, rival, competitor, opposition, competition
"only in our political life are we antagonists"
antonyms: ally
Me: >.> Mr. Smartypants.
Spiro: >.0 I don't think its safe here anymore Cassie...
Zana: >.> Yeah I mean pfft... for all we know, this orange juice could be poisoned *throws behind shoulder*
Xura: THE ORANGE JUICE!!!!!
After Xura cried over the orange juice and we all just awkwardly stared at her, we returned back to our thrilling conversation.
Kanji: Yup. its about time we leave *throws all the 5-star restaurant pancakes into a box*
Zana: *mouth full* Remember! You have to watch your diet!
Me: -_______- But I'm the one doing all the work. I'm probably burning calories every five minutes!
Zana: Work? All you did is sleep.
I gave her a, "You're-too-old-to-understand" face.

Me: WOMAN IM EATING MY PANCAKES NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!
Zara: *raises rock and throws it at me*
Me: AHHHHHHBHJBHBHBHBHBHBHB *dodges*
Zara: *smug look that I wanted to smack off of her face so badly*
Me: How long do I have to be on this diet?
Zara: Maybe for the rest of your life.
Me: O_O How come you guys don't have to go on a diet?! >:(
Zara: Because we're so in shape.
Me: But I'm in shape too! See my abs?
Zara: You don't have any abs.
Me: THAT'S BECAUSE I cover them in a protective layer of fat.
Zara: >.> I swear, this generation is soo stupid.
Me: Swag, yolo, #hashtag, hipster, pumpkin-spice lattes, doe, selfie, I can't even, kk, YASS, killin' it, dat, so mad chill, my fam. (Shoutout to you if you say or use any of these words!)
Zara, Spiro, and Kanji: Wat?

Me: Hey Xura, want to try talk only in the crude language teenagers are inventing today?
Xura: As a female protagonist, I usually don't like to talk in this language because it's utterly stupid and I don't want to follow the trend, but for the sake of this post, sure.
Me: YAS!
Xura: Dat iz mad chill.
Me: #Ikr! I can't even doe.
Xura: Like, so hipster. YOLO!
Me: Lawl, SWAG!
Zara: @_@ What...? Is this a new language invented in the past six months or something?

Me: Yeah, it's kind of like a parody of the English language, except now it's destroyed and dried up. It's really sad. I mean, what kind of teenager are you? You should know these words. Get with the trends!
Kanji: *searches up on his phone* I put all of your sentences in, but even in modern language, it doesn't make sense.
Spiro: Why, what were they saying?
Kanji: *hands phone*

SNAPSHOT:

Cassie: Yes!
Xura: That is so cool.
Cassie: I know right! I can't even though.
Xura: Like, so hipster! YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE!
Cassie: Laugh out loud, SWAG

"SWAG" is not defined.

Me: It makes sense if you are a teenager. That phone dictionary thing is wrong. We were actually having a very deep conversation regarding life and the economy.
Xura: Yeah, we were actually saying:

Cassie: Yeah! It's so funny they don't even know what we're saying, don't you think so?
Xura: I agree, that is so cool!
Cassie: I know right! I can't even believe they don't know anything. Laugh laugh.
Xura: Just adding in more words that have nothing to do with the conversation. It's part of the language.
Cassie: Laugh laugh. Adding words that have nothing to do with the conversation at all.

Me: Yeah, that's what we said in a basic nutshell. You have to add in words that have nothing to do with the conversation at the end of the sentence for it to be more understandable. Stuff like swag and yolo because that's like what the entire teenage language is based on.
Zara: . . . I'm giving up on humanity.
Kanji: I think you have to teach us some time.
Xura and I exchanged glances.

Me: Well, it's not something you're taught, it's something you kinda have to learn on your own. Teenagers are like that. Twenty years in the future, this is going to be modern English.
Xura: Sadly.
Me: But we can still kinda give you an overview of the language.
Zara: Nope!
Spiro: Meh.
Kanji: It could be useful to learn a new language.
Me: It's a necessary asset to learn while you're in your teens.
Xura: So let's begin.

Me: Okay, we have prepared a pre-test to see what you know from the language so we know what level you guys are. Girls and boys have different tests because they have different mindsets. So Zara, you're going to get a different pre-test as opposed to Spiro and Kanji.
Here's a copy of the test if you guys want to do it at home!

Name:
Date:


Question 1) You have encountered a strange teen. What do you do?

a) Approach cautiously, you never know what could happen.
b) Go right up to them and introduce yourself
c) Pretend you never saw them and walk in a different direction
d) Walk up with total swagger and pretend you're the most amazing dog on Earth

Question 2) Your friend posted Pawstagram photos of him at the beach. What do you do?

a) Go up to him and yell your face off asking why he didn't invite you
b) Totally not care and close Pawstagram
c) The next day, go to an even better beach and don't invite him either
d) Curse at your phone and throw it into a wall while ordering a new phone since you just broke your old one

Name:
Date:

Question 1) Your friend is acting like a total brat and hanging out with popular girls now. What do you do?

a) Kill her. (O.O)
b) Have a total cat-fight at school
c) Obsess about it and cry in your diary or whatever you call it
d) Hang out with even more popular girls just to show her that you don't even care what she s doing

Question 2) This particular teacher does not seem to like you very much, and you are having a pretty bad grade in their class. What do you do?

a) Study! Score better on the tests
b) Kiss up to your teacher and try to make them like you
c) Obsess about it and cry in your diary or whatever you call it
d) Don't care and just be like, YOLO!

Question 3) Your significant other seems to be interested in another person! What do you do?

a) Call them over and have a serious discussion. Have ice cream, tissues, and a best friend at hand to prepare for the worst.
b) Try and get the other person to buzz off
c) Obsess about it and cry in your diary or whatever you call it
d) Snap at your significant other whenever they talk to said person
e) I don't have a significant other. #ForeverAlone

We gave them fifteen minutes to complete the test.

Xura: Okay! Pencils in the air! Give your test to the dog to your right.
Me: We'll be grading the boy's test first! So, number one, You have encountered a strange teen. What do you do?

The correct answer is D, Walk up with total swagger and pretend you're the most amazing dog on Earth. I repeat, D as in the word Dog.
Spiro: What?! What even is swagger?
Me: We'll be talking about it in a future lesson. The other choices would have been okay if you were like, in the 2000's or something, but NO! We are in 2014, people! Look alive! Number 2, Your friend posted Pawstagram photos of him at the beach. What do you do? The answer is C! Curse at your phone and throw it into a wall while ordering a new phone since you just broke your old one! I repeat, C as in cat.

Kanji: What? Break your phone?!
Xura: Uhh... Cassie, boys don't do that.
Me: They do. Anyway! Write the total correct on the top, and turn them in to Xura. Anyway, next. The girl's test! Number 1, Your friend is acting like a total brat and hanging out with popular girls now. What do you do? The answer is, C! Obsess about it and cry in your diary or whatever you call it C as in cat.
Zara: Dang it, so close.
Spiro: You chose to kill her...
Zara: I know, two letters off!

Me: Shh! Number 2, This particular teacher does not seem to like you very much, and you are having a pretty bad grade in their class. What do you do? The answer is, C! Obsess about it and cry in your diary or whatever you call it! C as in cat!
Zara: Why not study?

Me: Who studies nowadays?! Next question. Number 3, Your significant other seems to be interested in another person! What do you do? The answer is C! Obsess about it and cry in your diary or whatever you call it! C as in cat!
Zara: -__- Why do you obsess in your diary for every situation that happens?
Me: It's something we teenage girls do! I mean, have you even ever HEARD of a teenage girl not do something like write their entire life story in a stupid book?!
Zara: >.> I don't.
Me: I know. That's why you're in this class.
Xura: o3o
Me: *ahem*
Xura: o3o
Me: Cough. Cough.
Xura: o3o
Me: Xura!
Xura: Huh? Oh! Uhh... *ahem* Ringgggg Ring ring Ringgggg
Me: Oh look at the time! It's the end of class already! No homework today, class. Bye guys!
They all grumbled a bit and left the room. If you're reading this, I hope you enjoy this tutorial! A tutorial of, how to avoid going on a diet when a family or friend is forcing you to go on a diet! You can see exactly how successful it was. Thank you very much for reading, and yeah! I don't have to go on a diet now! Byeeee!

[Coolpaw5]

NEW CHARACTER FORMS!

Kay, I know I didn't include the pets from last time, and I am super sorry about that. But now you can send them again! If you sent a form last time, and it wasn't in the potato, then say it in other, and you will definitely be put in. Be sure to PM this to me! I'm making a new folder so I don't lose it. Please PM this to me! I don't want to lose it!

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Group:
Any pets?:
Friends with Cassie?:
Do they go to this new school?:
Other:

Not accepting, sorry!

[catcher.]

Name~ Brie
Gender~ Female
Personality~ (Going to describe even though you've read 'this is a log) Can be pretty crazy sometimes (though not as crazy as Cassie...) and makes fast, yet not the best, comebacks. Sometimes says cheese instead of a curse, example, 'Holy Cheese' 'What the cheese?' However not that often.
Group~ Outcasts
Any pets?

Pip the fairy wolf. Has magical powers, uses a neutralizer too much, can talk.
Feel free to change that if you have to though
Friends with Cassie? Yes
Other~ Has a diary she carries around