What's the stupidest question you have ever been asked?

[steppittee]

well we were in science and my teacher was staring me in the face when she asked:
"what colour are your eyes?" i jus stared at her really wide eyed until she noticed what she had said.

my friend said to me:
"whats a brain cramp?" to which i replied "a blondes version of headache" btw i should mension that shee is blonde and walked away laughing.

also: "do dolphins lay eggs?" by my friend, the one who thought tuna was dolphin.

[spiff]

Lat year,a boy in my class asked,"Katia,what's your name?"
And I stared at him and said,"You just said it."And then I walked away.

NOTE:Katia is not my real name,it is just the name I go by on the Internet.

[Wicked Witch]

I was at the zoo, like I usually am. I was standing in front of the tiger exhibit. Then this Indian woman comes up and asks me," Where are the tigers?" And I just step aside so that she can see that the the only thing separating her and a tiger is 2 inch thick plexiglass.

[Aurore]

"Did you draw that?!"
No, I just sat over here with a paper and pencil while someone drew it for me.

People ask me this all the time when I'm drawing and they see what I drew. >_>

[TannerKin]

I have asked many dumb questions before, but i don't think any of them are really funny. The other day my friend kept asking what pickles were made out of though. xD

[KumyaKuma]

My and my sister where at the Dollar TreeAnd she found a cute glass ornamint .It did not have a price tag.So she like aksked me."I wonder how much it cost'ss"I bursted out laughing.Monica was like What the heck is going on?I managed to tell her this was the Dollar Tree.Then she said "Oh"And Monica started to laugh with me.It was a pretty stupid question.Like come on.IT'S THE DALLOR TREE FOR PETE SAKES!!! But it was sooo funny!!!

[MasqueradeMassacre]

I was on vacation in Florida, and I was buying a drink from a vendor, and he asked if I was from Canada, because I was wearing a shirt that had a Maple Leaf on it. When I said I was, he said, "Oh, so it's snowing there, right?"
I just said, "It's August..."
He didn't get that.
No, it wasn't snowing, it was blistering hot.

[NuclearPuppies]

I was asked by my boyfriend if I was really wanting to make a meat dress (like Lady Gaga's) :'D

[kingdomheartsluvr]

My mom asked me what the date was.
(It was my birthday.)

Later my dad asked me when I was born.

[chick de flick]

the stupidest question i have been asked is:

"Hey, do flowers have brains?"

i couldn't stop laughing