Bananas o3o

[areadbhar]

Hey guys! Sorry for the slow posts, but school has started and I thought about derping around on CS instead of writing. I'll try to finish it by this Monday.

[areadbhar]

HEYAAAAAAAAAA BANANAANANANANANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

So Maggie was acting a bit weird today....


I got a makeover for free because some random person said my style was too bland and normal. There were some new students... again.


???: *Looks up from book* OMG! Hi!
Maggie: Name and interests please.
Liz: I'm Elizebeth! You can call me Liz. (my lie detecter started beeping) I love art, clothes, shopping, parties, and FUN!
Maggie: Prove it. Which is cooler, a Paris original with a designer black belt, or a black-and-white short dress with a black vest and no belt?
Liz: Umm... Short dress!
Maggie: WRONG! Your Tier 3 outcast for getting that question wrong.
Liz: Suits me.


Hallow: I'm Hallow. Just put me in emo or goth and I'm outta here.
Maggie: UGH! How drab and boring! You deserve Tier 4 emo.

Oh I forgot to mention bonus tiers. Tier 4 is for the lowest of the lowest. I lied, I'm actually a Tier 4 outcast. Get on the queen's bad side and your a Tier 4 outcast. There's also Tier 4 jocks. It's for the jocks that are hot but dumb. Then there's Pop Tier. It's only for the populars. Highest rank ever! The only known dog with that rank is Maggie. Pop Tier is the queen bee's tier.

So there were only two new students. I walked away.

Maggie: Hey! You think you can just walk off without being sorted?
Me: Huh? I-I mean, sorry! I'm a bit new here.
Maggie: Okay... What's your name and interests?
Me: I'm Abigal. I like shopping, the mall, boys, fashion, and parties!
Maggie: OMG! We can be, like, best friends! Your going to Populars Pop Tier! Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Actually I don't. I did have one, but he... ummm.... moved away then we lost contact.
Maggie: OMG! YOU shouldn't go without a boyfriend! I'll hook you up with the hottest jock who isn't dumb, and we can have double dates!
Me: OMB! Who's your boyfriend?
Maggie: OMB?
Me: Oh my bananas.
Maggie: Okay.... My boyfriend is some super hot and popular guy named River. I thought he used to like some loser, but it turned out he didn't, which is, like, AWESOME! That loser is
Suddenly, a mother came in with two toddlers screaming loudly and her daughter to sign up for this school, so I didn't hear Maggie.
Me: What? I didn't hear you.
Maggie: She's such a banana'ing banana and banana banana banana bananananana.

Wait, why won't it show up? When I write it, it just turns into banana!

Because there are little kids here.
Me: Oh, okay, that explains every- WAIT WHOA WHOA WHOA WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BANANA?
I am the author, and this banana is currently going through the book publishing thingy, this is going to be a family friendly banana.
Me: Ehhh I didn't want to write it any- WAIT PEOPLE READ THIS?!?!
Yes. And I decided to annoy you to entertain our readers.
Me: Can you keep it down? Your wasting pages on my banana. I'll kill you for this...
You can't. I am the author and I control your life. So if you continue to annoy me, I will make your life the most terrible thing in history.
Me: Then why are you making yourself annoy me?
For fun. And now I will cloud your mind, so you will not remember my epic existence. Oh, also before you forget, be thankful that I wrote the banana. If I didn't, you wouldn't exist.

Me: Wow! She sounds like THE LOSER OF LOSERS! I've gotta go home early... for a... ummm.... dentist appointment!
Maggie: Okay! Bye!

I can't believe I said that about myself. But hey, I have to fake it!

So I just spent the rest of the day avoiding her. Soon she'll see through me and she'll know I am faking.

(Sorry if this was boring. I promised to have the new post out by Monday, and I was kind of in a rush since it was taking so long.)

[areadbhar]

Bump

[areadbhar]

Haha! I bet you all thought I was dead! Okay I think someone wrote with gigantic letters in this banana and wasted 10 pages so I need to get a new one.
Hehe she still doesn't know.
So yup. I'm begging mom for a new banana, and she says she'll get one later today or tomorrow. This is the last page of this banana, and I will have to clear some shelf space for the new banana. I'll tell you soon. Now I need to save space for telling you where I put the new banana so bye banana!

[TheFabulousHorse]

I love this! X3

[dynamite,]

best thing i've ever read