RP Rant Thread X3

[Solanum]

I'd join. It'd be fun.

[BlossomTail]

I think I might create a realistic wolf RP. If I did, would any of you join or help me create it? I'm kind of new at RPing...

I will! You can check out the new RP I just made to help you out if you like...(Thunder Mountain)

[•Bliss•]

Okay thanks, but I kind of need help thinking of a plot. Err, should it have a plot or should it be something along the lines of "Live the life of a wolf realistically".

[BlossomTail]

Okay thanks, but I kind of need help thinking of a plot. Err, should it have a plot or should it be something along the lines of "Live the life of a wolf realistically".

Yeah, that sounds good...but maybe we should stop spamming the thread xD

[Erille]

blah blah, blah forms: scars: blah blah pack: good or evil blah blah blah how did they find the pack:

I am sorry but no, you're "realistic" wolf RP is not realistic. There are no such things as "good" and "evil" wolf packs and unless the wolves have no fur whatsoever scars would not be visible under fur. And when every character "gets kicked out" of their old packs and "magically finds" yours in the forest, huh, no way.

[•Bliss•]

okay I was just wondering...
Anyways, my rant: How people keep making vampire/werewolf RPs. They annoy me, and the Human RP topic is full of them ><

[Mayorati]

I recently got a PM like this:

here is my rp please join "link"

And I thought "... uuuhm, no?" but I was trying to be nice and told her that I didn't want to join another RP and after she wrote "nobody ever wants to join my rps" I thought "Maybe the way you "ask" is the reason for that..?"
I bet they're one of the roleplayers who just write one line posts like "... looked around."

Geez, crazy world. :D

[Erille]

I recently got a PM like this:

here is my rp please join "link"

And I thought "... uuuhm, no?" but I was trying to be nice and told her that I didn't want to join another RP and after she wrote "nobody ever wants to join my rps" I thought "Maybe the way you "ask" is the reason for that..?"
I bet they're one of the roleplayers who just write one line posts like "... looked around."

Geez, crazy world.

i hate those posts. Where did she look around? What did they see? You don'y have to put that in three posts. Actually all it takes is a paragraph. Heck, I'll do it right now.

Random Wolf sighed as her mate went off to hunt. HIs bushy black fur snagging on branches and trees. He would never listen to her when she said she needed to groom it. Oh well. If this new pack was going to succed they would need to cooperate and not fight. Not like the last time . . .
Random Wolf suddenly looked around as a sharp chittering noise came from above. The wind picked up and Random Wolf instinctively ran for the trees. She looked back up at the sky and say it. A large black thing It had wings like a dragonfly and a body like one, too. (The "thing" is a helicopter.) The wings blew weird though. Suddenly a door opened up and a rope dropped down.
Random Wolf gasped as a human stepped out.

See? That's how simple it is to not make one-liners.

[Chara Dreemurr]

So, I let an..."acquaintance" of mine talk me into joining her wolf rp.
Something I just don't do, I tend to stay away from animal RP's on the whole.
They just aren't my style.

So, anyway, supposedly I'm completely off bases with my wolf behaviour. Even though I know more about animals in general then she does about anything. I even did animal behavior courses.
Because, apparently, a lone wolf doesn't run at the sight of a group of hunters.

I'd just like to state here, a wolf is not as bold and as coragoues as movies make them out to be. They are quite horribly timid and skittish, like most wild animals. They don't just go an attack a group of hunters out of nowhere, especially on their own.

So, gettin quite a bee in my bonnet, I decided to kick it real wolf style.
I had my wolf character skulk around until it stumbled upon a rotting elk carcass.
It stuffed it's stomach with no doubt maggot infested meat before it stumbled it's way back to the den and proceeded to vomitt it up infront of her wolf character that just had some pups.
I had, of course, expected her to eat it.

Wolves do that in the wild, you know.


C:<

True! Like penguins do with their young!

[Chara Dreemurr]

I think I might create a realistic wolf RP. If I did, would any of you join or help me create it? I'm kind of new at RPing...

I'd adore that!